What are your favorite Fantasy Football Team Names? (1 Viewer)

[Black]

Have any good ones? Found these on a website:

Travis Henry is Yer Daddy

Ki-Jana Monologues

Tatupu Platter

Vick in a Box

 

[The High Priest]

Creambay Pudwhackers.

 

[vasco75]

Overinflated Balls

 

[whodeywhodey]

( o ) ( o )

Also, Fallopian Swim Team is pretty good.

 

[tonydead]

2 Big'Ol TD's

 

[warpedone]

Once saw a league where a place name was a mandatory part of the team name and a dude named his the Bolivia Newton Johns.

 

[I Am Rick James]

2 angry inches

 

[the UFFRM]

Show Me Your TDs!!

 

[Qmaster]

"Look At The Size of Mike Ditka"

 

[zanti8]

i like nfl history names , makes the ff game more "real"

cleveland rams, chicago cardinals, muncie flyers, etc....

 

[hutchins929]

Clitty Litter

 

[Incogneto]

Once saw a league where a place name was a mandatory part of the team name and a dude named his the Bolivia Newton Johns.

This is the deal with ours...We have:Baghdad IndabalsEaton VomitJalalabad Jizzlobersetc...

 

[Dt's Mules]

Off Constantly

 

[thecardiackid]

Balz Deep

 

[gianmarco]

(_|_)

And after a tough loss, you can change it to (_o_)

 

[QuizGuy66]

I think one I used about 15 years ago is still my favorite: Helena Handbasket

-QG

 

[Chicago Hooligan]

I still had an old Yahoo league ID bookmarked last year, and since the ID numbers are re-assigned each season, I accidentally clicked it during the playoffs and found myself viewing a championship match-up between teams name "s***" and "lesbians".

Those aren't good names, no, but I laffed lots.

 

[SCT]

Bad Mamma Jammas

 

[tazinib1]

Liverless Lushes

Roast Duck with Mango Salsa

 

[BuddyKnuckles]

Last year i was the Short Bus Window Lickers...not my original idea, but i liked it

This year i am the Hezballers and THIS is my logo

 

[bigmiiiiike]

Vick in a Box

 

[Godsbrother]

We have a guy named Bill in our league and his team is called the Counterfeit Bills.

 

[allnight33]

The "London Silly Nannies" (from Family Guy).

 

[crock4449]

fumunda thunda

 

[Osaurus]

Stinky Wizzleteats

 

[King of the Jungle]

I guess there is a kid in all of us......

Favre From Da Truth

 

[habsfan]

Gerry's Kids

 

[BuddyKnuckles]

a friend of mine has a few teams and here are his:

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Oklahoma City Bombers - he says its because the new OKC NBA team will be such a threat from the 3 pt line

Ludwig's Vans

Ike Turner

 

[dirty_martini]

Illegal Elians from the late 90's was one of my favorites.

 

[saintfool]

Dirty Sanchez

Rusty Trombones

Mike Ditka Consulting

 

[whitem0nkey]

what about "I use footballguys.com"

 

[jah2707]

Last year a friend made him team Hot Bald Man, So every time someone asked who you were playing you would have to say "I am playing the hot bald man". It got some laughs.

This year I named my team "Golden SHowers" and my picture is calvin pissing on a broncos helmit! classic.

 

[texheat]

nm...

 

[tomarken]

The Titsburgh Feelers

ETA: Also, golddigger.

 

[Sweet Love]

I'm just always "Sweet Love" .

Once I was Ball Chinian after the kind of alien in MIB II, but I don't like to stray from the norm much.

 

[Spiderpig]

This is the one I am using this year - "Enemas of the State"

Last year I was - "Menace to Sobriety"

Another guy in the league was "Neverland Sleepover" during the Michael Jackson stuff. That was funny.

 

[Spiderpig]

also

Weapons of Mass Disappointment

Felta Thigh Fraternity

rigor-mortis

Wrath Of Farrakhan

 

[BaBastage]

From This 2007 Thread, here is the compilation:

Vick in a box

Titsburg Feelers

My Dixie Wrecked

OJ Slashers

Pontius Pilate and the Mad Nailers

Coors Crushers

Keystone Killers

Mingesoda Vaj Kings

My Dixie Normus

Fantasy Slut

Big Ol' TD's

Rape Stand Renegades

Hillary's ######

Davidson Lake House Thong Monsters

Atlanta Kennel Club

Ron Mexico's Prison Bee-atches

Pooh's Nanny

Kneeling Lewinsky's

SMC Cartage Co.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bloody Beaver

Rainmakers

Bad Newz Kennels

Bitter Midgets

Schrute Happens

Uncle Rico's '82 State Championship Team

Blown Dead

Camel Toads

One Eyed Trouser Snakes

Multiple Scorgasams

Turf Crotch

The Mighty Screaming Whoregasms

Emerson Biggunz

Santa Monica's Cum Dress

Denver Pile

Dayton Rape

Pacman's Defense Team

Victorious Secret

Marshall Faulkers

Bad Newz

Chris Simms' Spleen

Vick's Vietnamese Chefs

Furry Gigolos

Trailor Trash

Vick's Chihuahua Chompers

Pudding Rockets

Assless Bunny Suit

Travis Henry's Broken Condom

Bea Arthur's ****

Four Thin Inches

Bad Newz Kennels

And a Link to Fictional Team Names in movies, books, tv, etc.

Great stuff

 

[texasheat]

Yellow Teeth Emergency

 

[BuddyKnuckles]

From This 2007 Thread, here is the compilation:

Vick in a box

Titsburg Feelers

...

Four Thin Inches

Bad Newz Kennels

And a Link to Fictional Team Names in movies, books, tv, etc.

Great stuff

 

[huskers007]

Couple from my league:

Hannah Does Montana

Drunker Than 10 Lohans

 

[travdogg]

The Riders of Lohan

 

[BustedKnuckles]

the dropkick murphys



the naked choke holders

punt you c###

c u next tuesday

the vito heartbreakers

the Lucille Ballers

 

[Reagan]

Shake the Haters

Icy Hot Stuntaz

 

[nflguru]

team name in our league.. "go get your shine box"

 

[Irish1995]

This year I am: I Drink Your Milkshake.

 

[Smizzy]

JetNation Juggernauts

Falcon Punchers

 

[RJS113]

My biggest downfall in FF is making too many trades. And I'm fat. So this year I'm going with:

Will Trade For Food

 

[RJS113]

Another name I might use (saw it in a magazine):

Matt Millen's Fantasy Team

 

[laxiepoo]

Over Macho Grande