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What Do You Guys Have Against Black People? (1 Viewer)
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MC Gas Money
Footballguy
Mainly the lousy music and fashion.
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
BPT
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Their large dongers make me feel inadequate
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
East Coast Bias
Footballguy
Like this if you've read a timschochet post today.
cstu
Footballguy
Wasn't my intention to start a thread for this (been drinking all night) but check this:
On my way back from SF last night I rolled into a BK since I hadn't indulged in a Whopper for years and this conversation went down:
Scene - black guy trying to work one of those fancy touch screen soda dispensers:
65 year old white guy behind him: "You need help with that?"
Black guy with LOUD black guy attitude: "Do you need help?"
65 year old white guy behind him:
Me nearby trying not to
Got my food but had to go back for a glass of water a minute later and the old guy was still there trying to get his drink...
Me: "You need help with that?"
On my way back from SF last night I rolled into a BK since I hadn't indulged in a Whopper for years and this conversation went down:
Scene - black guy trying to work one of those fancy touch screen soda dispensers:
65 year old white guy behind him: "You need help with that?"
Black guy with LOUD black guy attitude: "Do you need help?"
65 year old white guy behind him:
Me nearby trying not to
Got my food but had to go back for a glass of water a minute later and the old guy was still there trying to get his drink...
Me: "You need help with that?"
cstu
Footballguy
Das Boot
Footballguy
ShaHBucks
Footballguy
Black guy in a calm voice that only a white man can possess: "Do you need help?"
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MC Gas Money
Footballguy
Typical. Whitey tries to help and gets sass.Wasn't my intention to start a thread for this (been drinking all night) but check this:
On my way back from SF last night I rolled into a BK since I hadn't indulged in a Whopper for years and this conversation went down:
Scene - black guy trying to work one of those fancy touch screen soda dispensers:
65 year old white guy behind him: "You need help with that?"
Black guy with LOUD black guy attitude: "Do you need help?"
65 year old white guy behind him:
Me nearby trying not to
Got my food but had to go back for a glass of water a minute later and the old guy was still there trying to get his drink...
Me: "You need help with that?"
Das Boot
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo, that's, shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
This is so obvious. Of course it was a white woman. Convicts wear orange jump suits, not backwards ball caps and baggy pants. Only convicts on probation can wear that. Black convicts don't get probation...as soon as he said they weren't in an orange jumpsuit, everybody should've known.
Das Boot
Footballguy
So... the doctor can't operate on patient that is their son... because the doctor is a woman. :mindblown:This is so obvious. Of course it was a white woman. Convicts wear orange jump suits, not backwards ball caps and baggy pants. Only convicts on probation can wear that. Black convicts don't get probation...as soon as he said they weren't in an orange jumpsuit, everybody should've known.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop da soap. Don't drop da soap.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
JohnnyU
Footballguy
That was goot.Typical. Whitey tries to help and gets sass.Wasn't my intention to start a thread for this (been drinking all night) but check this:
On my way back from SF last night I rolled into a BK since I hadn't indulged in a Whopper for years and this conversation went down:
Scene - black guy trying to work one of those fancy touch screen soda dispensers:
65 year old white guy behind him: "You need help with that?"
Black guy with LOUD black guy attitude: "Do you need help?"
65 year old white guy behind him:
Me nearby trying not to
Got my food but had to go back for a glass of water a minute later and the old guy was still there trying to get his drink...
Me: "You need help with that?"
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Typical. Whitey tries to help and gets sass.Wasn't my intention to start a thread for this (been drinking all night) but check this:
On my way back from SF last night I rolled into a BK since I hadn't indulged in a Whopper for years and this conversation went down:
Scene - black guy trying to work one of those fancy touch screen soda dispensers:
65 year old white guy behind him: "You need help with that?"
Black guy with LOUD black guy attitude: "Do you need help?"
65 year old white guy behind him:
Me nearby trying not to
Got my food but had to go back for a glass of water a minute later and the old guy was still there trying to get his drink...
Me: "You need help with that?"
Inmate #02182-748 is presently enjoying the scenery of the Tuscon Arizona penitentiary.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I'm jealous that if I wear something ridiculous, people will tell me, instead of being so afraid of me that they just call me trendy.
Harry Manback
Footballguy
I hate their smooth dance moves and awesome afro hair.
for likes.Posted this on another page but I really like this black guy...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsQwl_19M4. And I need to hear more from Dr Ben Carson who is the first to enter the 2016 Presidential race.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I like the women.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
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johnnycakes
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
i dont like that they have black guy stuff to do.
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Zow
Footballguy
WTF does this have to do with the quality of music?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Hilts
Footballguy
For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
He was an arsonist & a murderer but I'm not sure he ever robbed anyone.For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Hilts
Footballguy
Fair point. How about the bassist for Coheed and Cambria? Divine Infamy?He was an arsonist & a murderer but I'm not sure he ever robbed anyone.For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
Nothing. The superiority of metal is not even in question.WTF does this have to do with the quality of music?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
I was the vocalist for the band formed from the remnants of divine infamy for a little whileFair point. How about the bassist for Coheed and Cambria? Divine Infamy?He was an arsonist & a murderer but I'm not sure he ever robbed anyone.For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Everyone from that band is a piece of trash.
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
I have. That was a long time ago. How often does that happen?For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Vikernes is completely terrible as a musucian anyway
Hilts
Footballguy
Your posts are worse than your farts.I have. That was a long time ago. How often does that happen?For a death/black metal fan, how is it you've never even heard of Varg Vikernes?When is the last time a guy in a metal shirt commited armed robbery?
Vikernes is completely terrible as a musucian anyway
