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I hope their better at practicing law then making their own commercials.
They made those(I hope) and not an agency.

Those are slightly better then the ambulance chasing hard sells.
I would hire the ambulance chaser. A lot of people hate lawyers
until they need one, and then they hire the biggest shark they can
afford. 

 
nightmare said:
I hope their better at practicing law then making their own commercials.
They made those(I hope) and not an agency.

Those are slightly better then the ambulance chasing hard sells.
I would hire the ambulance chaser. A lot of people hate lawyers
until they need one, and then they hire the biggest shark they can
afford. 
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Oh, they've got a whole, "Aggressive...Tenacious" campaign too.  The two I posted though are just so disingenuous, I can't imagine someone watching them and thinking, "these are the guys we need.  They care about our family." 

 
I like Brett giving his a daughter a stuffed animal with glass shards in it while he farms her out to some random clients.

 
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Yeah - waaaay over the top cheese factor. Who drives with a 5x7 family photo frame around?  Hand the girl the stuffed animal and walk away - no talking to the adults or shaking hands - kinda creepy!

 
I like that they have to specify it's a "dramatization, not an actual event," as though something like that would happen IRL.  

 
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A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.  Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."

 
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.  Who gets it?  The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures.

 
Leroy Hoard said:
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.  Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."
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I remember waiting outside the courtroom for a hearing with my divorce attorney.  He sat there answering emails on his phone, only interrupted by the times I'd ask him questions.  I knew he'd be billing both me and whoever he was emailing for the same time, #######.   

 
The advertisements make me want to go look at their website to see what qualifications they have.  

Brad Culpepper
Following an All-American career at the University of Florida, Brad Culpepper became a stalwart on the defensive front for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. During his nine-year NFL tenure, Brad developed a reputation as one of the smartest, toughest and most determined players in the league. Fortunately for injured victims, he has transferred this same intensity and desire into the courtroom.

More detailed bio here.  

 
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