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What is the greatest rap lyric of all time? (1 Viewer)

Dan Lambskin said:
He came from the streets where everyone's meet

Guns in the night, but you wonder why she can't love no-one

'cause he's on the run

Sleeps in the alley, wakes by the sun

Listen to the sirens, thinkin' they're for me

It's a lonely life for Grandmaster B

Yes, a lonely life for Grandmaster B
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Nice job, Bedwetter B.

 
jhib said:
Good afternoon, my name is Barry

I came to get down and my rhymes are scary
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My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick

Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick

The ladies say Rob's gonna make it

'Cause when I rock the mike, I get buck naked

 
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice


 
I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nuthin but head.

You ain't a leader, nobody followed you, you was never ####, your mother should have swallowed you.

 
Capella said:
[Verse One: Nas]

Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold

I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe

When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast

to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets

Live on the run, police paying me to give in my gun

Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son

Smoke a gold leaf I hold heat, nonchalantly

I'm grungy, but things I do is real it never haunts me

while, funny style #####z roll in the pile

Rooster heads profile on a bus to Riker's Isle

Holdin weed inside they ##### with they minds on the

pretty things in life, props is a true thug's wife

It's like a cycle, #####z come home, some'll go in

Do a bullet, come back, do the same #### again

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable

Guns salute life, rapidly, that's the ritual
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This my winner so far.

 
What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed?

This guy's a gangster; his real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents

And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

 
Major said:
way too many to list but I'll post this more recent gem from RA the Rugged Man here:

True story

Call me Thorburn, John A., staff sergeant

Marksman, skilled in killing, illing, I'm able and willing

Kill a village elephant, raping and pillage a village

Illegitimate killers, U.S. Military guerrillas

This ain't no real war, Vietnam ####

World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict

Soothing drug abusing, Vietnamese women screwing

Sex, gambling and boozing, all this #### is amusing

#####es and guns, this is every man's dream

I don't wanna go home where I'm just an ordinary human being

Special Op, Huey chopper gun ship run ####

#### run when the minigun spit, won't miss

Kill ####, spit four-thousand bullets a minute

Victor Charlie, hair-trigger, hit it, I'm in it to win it

Get it, the lieutenant hinted, the villain, I been it

The killing, I did it, cripple, did it, pictures I painted is vivid, live it

A wizard with weapons, the secret mission, we bout to begin it

Government funded, behind enemy lines

Bullets is spraying, it's heating up a hundred degrees

The enemy's the North Vietnamese, ##### please

Ain't no sweat, I'm told be at ease

Until I see the pilot got hit, and we bout to hit some trees

Tail rotor broke, crash land

American man in Cambodia, right in the enemy hand

Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us

Them yellow men wearing black pajamas, they wanna harm us

They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain

To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain

Body parts flying, loss of limbs, explosions

Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines

Pray to the one above, it's raining, I'm covered in mud

I think I'm dying, I feel dizzy, I'm losing blood

I see my childhood, I'm back in the arms of my mother

I see my whole life, I see Christ, I see bright lights

I see Israelites, Muslims and Christians at peace, no fights

Black, Whites, Asians, people of all types

I must've died then I woke up, surprised I'm alive

I'm in a hospital bed, they rescued me, I survived

I escaped the war came back

But ain't escape Agent Orange: Two of my kids born handicapped

Spastic, quadriplegia, micro cephalic

Cerebral palsy, cortical blindness - name it, they had it

My son died, he ain't live, but I still try to think positive

Cause in life, God take, God give
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Another great suggestion. Vinnie has an ok verse and then R. A. comes in and goes nuclear.

 
Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
A queen treatin #####z just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin third
Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin class
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ###
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
on black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
A lotta #####z like bustin nuts in her teeth
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic
that don't mean ####, cause she's givin up the ### quick
Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
the ##### is on my Snicker... and oh man she
can take on three men - built like He-Men
Her little-bitty #### got gallons of semen
Fourteen #####z in line ready to bang yo'
pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel
Tell the little ##### to bring her ### out the house
cause your daughter's known, for givin up the nappy dug out

 
Now just one sub verse?

It's Funk Doc
Where da weed at, #####?!
I speed backwards, down a one-way from cops
See thas' ####?! Believe thas' ####!

or

I thought they was buggin
cause to us Uncle Sam, is Hitler without an oven
Burnin our black skin
Buy my neighborhood - then push the crack in

or

Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt #### a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow

Messin with that ##### hairy just like the werewolf

or

Kickin' wicked rhymes
Like a fortune teller
'Cause the wickedness done by Jack
Where everybody at
Divided and sold
For liquor and the gold
Smacked in the back
For the other man to mack


 
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head

whether you're a or lez

Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress - hate ####? The answer's "yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)

That's my mother####ing balls, you'd better let go of em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em

Hey, it's me, Versace

Whoops, somebody shot me!

And I was just checking the mail

Get it? Checking the 'male'?

How many records you expecting to sell

after your second LP sends you directly to jail?

C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a ####### thing cause

I watch TV, and Comcast cable

and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from topping these charts

And you can't stop me from dropping each March

with a brand new CD for these ####### ######s

Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me

Mr. "Don't Give A ####," still won't leave

 
Is it too soon to take a slight deviation into thoughts on the most popular lyric of all time? A line/lines that even those who don't listen to rap would know and be able to identify. I have an idea but am curious about other's thoughts.

 
Gawain said:
She recaps finally when honey drawers down to her kneecaps

Breathed heavy all mushy #####

Swore up and down I was gonna #### her in the #####

Since friends waitin' on subtle

Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole

Meanwhile she acted quite passive

lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ### with jelly

### hung out the frame ##### loco

Surprised honey didn't put up too much of a struggle, at first

Sinkin' in she ain't know how to be the ##### went
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ow! oh! Rick it hurts, take it outta me!

Not sure why you wouldn't finish that :?

 
RUSF18 said:
Is it too soon to take a slight deviation into thoughts on the most popular lyric of all time? A line/lines that even those who don't listen to rap would know and be able to identify. I have an idea but am curious about other's thoughts.
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

 
I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

 
Well as I step up, my ####in reps up, and snappin quickerI'm slicker than a zipper, get more wet than Flipper

Got trunks and crates, full of P-Funk breaks

I'll take Bootsy make a loop and you get souped because I'm great

With the four bar sample, add a bass and kick

You're on my #### for my tricks, when I fix the remix

I twist this disc with emphasis, since

dead presidents took residence, from dollars and cents

I got pull like Magneto rollin cee-lo with steel dice

My black book make, more people petrol than Heidi Fleiss

I'm nice on mic jacks, and murder to a dub deck

The Knotty Headed ruffneck, Tame don't give a #### yet

I jump up the funk to smoke the blunt that's like a tree trunk

I get blitt, to rip ####, still piss and call MC's punks

My knotty throwin body blows like ?

The trooper's gettin zooted off the funky herbal buddha

Don't test me, press or even stress to try to serve me

Cause I'm down and dirty from the undergrounds of Jersey

Word to Fats daddy cause I'm fatter than your Timberlands

Ladies and gentlemen, Tame got more balls than Wimbledon

So step up and get your fronts cracked

by the blunt crackin rapper, and get your ##### before I smack her
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You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Informer
You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

 
I don't brush my teef I only wash my tongue

and I don't shower ever day just because its fun,

and when it comes to dropping a deuce I don't wash my hands,

go and mix up a meatloaf just because I can.

 
Buttonhook said:
RUSF18 said:
Is it too soon to take a slight deviation into thoughts on the most popular lyric of all time? A line/lines that even those who don't listen to rap would know and be able to identify. I have an idea but am curious about other's thoughts.
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
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I was thinking either this or "my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun". Nicely done.

 
RUSF18 said:
Buttonhook said:
RUSF18 said:
Is it too soon to take a slight deviation into thoughts on the most popular lyric of all time? A line/lines that even those who don't listen to rap would know and be able to identify. I have an idea but am curious about other's thoughts.
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
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I was thinking either this or "my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun". Nicely done.
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My 8-year old son loves this song... walks around the house singing "I get sprung!" He has no idea what it means. :D

 
Keith Richards was quick to crack, "Rap — so many words, so little said."

He added: "What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there. All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they're happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can't tell one note from another.


 
Some hoes wanna choose but them #####es too scary

Your ##### chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy

 
The name's Powder Pete, can I get a 12 gauge
Outlaw every day, on the front page.
 
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Ya know what you can do?

You can lick the twins when I pull 'em outta skins

And I put 'em in your face, you can tell me how it tastes

Cause its the Kronkite, *****

 
6 is the morning, police at my door

fresh addidas sneakers accross the bathroom floor

-Ice-T

I was a fiend, before I became a teen

Meltin microphones instead of cones of Ice Cream

-Rakim

Drive by eggings, pluaging LA

"Yo, they just got my little cousin, ese"

-beastie boys

In the midst of the madness no question, who's the baddest
MC's in the game runnin for the status
Take a few seconds to review the crews
Sittin on top is the Hill lookin over you
Killa Hill #####s, cream in my dream
Cookin up a scheme for all them big bank figures
-B-Real

Got rhymes so def, rhymes, rhymes galore
Rhymes that you never even heard before
Now if you say you heard my rhymes, we're gonna have to fight
Cause I just made the mother fickers up last night
-Run DMC

When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade
I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade
Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
Some kids across town thought I was afraid
They couldn't harm me--
I got the army brigade
I'm not a trader
If what you got is greater I'll trade
-special ed



 
I don't see how it's not ...

Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge

I'm trying not to lose my head

It's like a jungle sometimes

It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

 
Yo, I'm McGarnicle mother####er

I just won Yard of the Month

Nice panties #####, why don't you take them off

First I want that lipstick on my big vanilla dipstick

Afterwards let's go try that new tapas place

Then I'll walk you home, #####

 
But this song ain't a psalm waiting for God to answer

Brothers call me "dog" they got the letters backwards

 
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

So I gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's because Jesus Christ is my

 
Chino XL - Nunca

I won't lie, some nights I feel like I've been forsaken by God
Victimized, plagarized like Speilberg did Amistad
Unzip like Isaac Mizrahi
He who laughs last laughs best but never again is the mantra that I cry...
I spit like Ming the Merciless, blissless bliss high risk piss
Clench fist, the massicistic sadistic from every verse on this
Behold my serpents hair like perseus ill impossibly
Larceny, broken velocity through lightning speed viscosity
My philosophy, speak animosity keep #### in a bag like a colostomy
I'm pro you're junior varsity
If "Twelve Angry Viewers" on MTV
Diss my #### I'll hunt down and kill 'em all individually
I make headlines considerably
Sorcery with no plea bargain, or jargon, or glossary
#### the Insane Clown Posse, of rap their making a mockery
You'll retire like Seinfeld waiting on titles that I've held
Rockin' gold like Dennis Leary blasting assasins sent to kill me
Feel me, you take notes like court stenography, you better watch me
I take beef personally to your villa steps like Versace
More Colt 45's than Billy Dee, collecting disability
I'll shoot out with Bill & Hillary, still won't run out of artillery
While you trying to make all net like Iver-son or Jor-don
I'm extor-tin trying to make all net like Forbes to make a for-tune
Stick that ### in phone booth's, drinking 151 proof
Laughing at that ##### with a gold tooth
Flicking my ashes out of a sunroof
Uncooth industry snotty and shady can't no Bible save me
From throwing you off my tour bus like Bobby did Whitney & baby
Get with me? Maybe, but then be hunted
You ain't no killer or gangster smiling
Or dancing interviewed by Teen Summit
My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary
But still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry
I blind you in stereo or mono I'm deluxe while you ride econo
Out of there, broke like the first host of the Vibe show
Your wives know I #### like
Marky Mark on Boogie Nights with Guinness Stout
While famous #####es give me head with Pop Rocks in their mouths
Me dissapear? Never again, go to war with Vatican men
It'll take a whole cast of ER to have your ### walking again
You're an over-rated player that white fans love like DiMaggio
You off-air like Wendy Williams, out of the air like John Denver
Till forever you remeber, I'm falling off? Never...

(Girl Singing)
Nunca... 4X

(Chorus)
Never can you stop my hostility
Never love my enemy
Never get me out your memory
I am never beaten lyrically
Never fear, go head & murder me
So my God will be right next to me...

(Verse 2)
I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
With weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
You liars, I'm tired of all your fake drug dealing tales
The only time yall see grams is when yall drink them gingerales
I hold the hammer to, your head piece flush you! like genitals
I'll battle & bring evil that'll make your priest abandon you
Through translucent fuschia zones poems, my vocal tones are dark
Catacombs that'll scatter domes with the phermones of old bones
In Germany eternally my victim hemorages internally
Until the stench of decaying flesh, accompany Manson's death
If you ask, bet, i'll take your breath a diffrent aspect
Enter the lung get shredded by person to person contact
But beyond that, any rappers death I'm behind that
I'll get that ### touched in any jail you do time at
In every verse ditto
My defeat, you better have more blindfolded Faith
Than a kidnapped version of Biggie's widow
Kiddo, you ain't worth hospitals till im hospitable enough
To put you inside of a hospital after I smoke critical amounts of dust
Thus my mind spoke on Jedi pedestals and roasting demos
Semi seminals who try to test #### of this mc's quotables
I'll make the proudest of all Dominicans swing flags for Puerto Rico
And kill any blanco gringo referring to Chino as chico
By summoning the smoldering murdering minister thats mastering mayhem
Slaying day out & day in out'spoke'n like a dayton
Rim that be keeping 'em staggering through lyrical pattern and
Traveling through my abdomen unraveling
At the speed of a javelin still reppin' Vatican
And invade like Mexican notify next to kin cats I'm invested in
Don't worship Christ, they worship the theives crucified next to him
Boys and men cringes, through poison pen syringes
These #####s couldn't be stars if they were thrown by Chinese ninjas
Chino you bring phantasm plus you G like the dwellas
And been touched by an angel like Della, me fear y'all #####s?
Never...

 
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