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What kind of beer is everyone drinking tonight? (1 Viewer)

Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
I've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add: :wall: :doh:
 
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Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
I've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add: :wall: :doh:
Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :X
 
Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
Skylord at 10-1 is the money maker here, guaranteed. We'll drink nothing but barleywines and see what happens :D
 
Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
I've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add: :wall: :doh:
Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :X
My only ever was on my 21st birthday, but 10 mixed drinks in an hour will do that.
 
are we going by volume or duration?

cause i can sip em all nite.. might only have 5-6 but i'll stay up all damned nite. and if i have to i keep a blackjack in my pocket for when people get disruptive. :boxing:

i'll win one way or another ####'t

 
Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
I've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add: :wall: :doh:
Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :X
Unfortunately, I was in bed. Made a big mess. Wife sent me to the shower. When I finished, I was still a mess. She had to wash my hair. She was mad but couldn't stop laughing. Haven't touched the hard stuff since. :scared:
 
Unfortunately, I was in bed. Made a big mess. Wife sent me to the shower. When I finished, I was still a mess. She had to wash my hair. She was mad but couldn't stop laughing. Haven't touched the hard stuff since. :scared:
One other time when I was in highschool I had a whole bottle of Jagermister at a buddy's party. I ended up passing out out side. After being drug back in I lifted his matress and puked between his matress and box spring. That, is good schtick. :mellow:
 
My only ever was on my 21st birthday, but 10 mixed drinks in an hour will do that.
i just got sick reading that :X
Long story short, I had a major project I was coordinating the day after my 21st that I was required to be stone sober for. So I had an hour from when I turned 21 at midnight until the "bar" (or at least what qualified at the digs of host's choice) closed, and I was required to down the drink of choice from all in attendance. I would have been fine if I would have been able to walk to where I was staying, but swinging around a few corners in a car pretty much made me :X We got pulled over but then a cop who had been driving by pulled up and asked if everything was OK. I managed to say "Carsick." Somehow he bought it (can't believe he didn't smell the alcohol anyway).
 
Enough about :X :D

Anyone find the St. B 60th yet? Apparently the distributor in VA is on vacation until next week. :wall:

 
Long story short, I had a major project I was coordinating the day after my 21st that I was required to be stone sober for. So I had an hour from when I turned 21 at midnight until the "bar" (or at least what qualified at the digs of host's choice) closed, and I was required to down the drink of choice from all in attendance. I would have been fine if I would have been able to walk to where I was staying, but swinging around a few corners in a car pretty much made me :X

We got pulled over but then a cop who had been driving by pulled up and asked if everything was OK. I managed to say "Carsick." Somehow he bought it (can't believe he didn't smell the alcohol anyway).
:lmao: That is the best way to start off a "I drank too much and puked" story. :lmao:
 
Ok, so what are the levels of drunkeness?Level 1-Sober - This is the leval with no alcohol.Level 2-Feeling Good - This is when you just start to feel the beer kicking in. Level 3-Buzzed - This is when your senses start to become impared. Words may start to slur if you are a ####y.Level 4-Hammered - You can no longer pronounce words correctly. You speak like a dentist has numbed your tounge.Level 5-Wasted - The ability to walk straight is no longer available to you. You also can no longer control the volume of your voice.Level 6-Corkey - The ability to speak now is foreign. You may as well be speaking African click. You have to lean on someone to walk at all. Level 7-Nucular George - This is basicly all the above, minus humor.
I never get passed buzzed stage then. Even after double digit brews. I think Hammered/Wasted is when you stop making rational decisions. I can be walking and talking with no problems but think its a good idea to try and pull the nightstick out of a cops hands and run away with it giggling like a school girl.
 
The last time I puked was about (guessing) eight years ago. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon. I was sitting around my apartment when a couple of friends dropped by with a twelve pack of Bud Light. We killed that off in lightning speed and kept on going. The next thing I know, I'm going to bed at about 3am. We drank, chatted, and played cards for nearly 12 hours straight. Counting up the empty twelve pack cartons strewn about my living room, I guessed that between the three of us, we put down 84 beers, plus or minus.

I didn't puke that evening, but I was sick the entire next day. I had to play in a softball tournement too. I was pitching, and had to call a time out so that I could make a run for the stall to yak. I *almost* made it.

 
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Ok, so what are the levels of drunkeness?

Level 1-Sober - This is the leval with no alcohol.

Level 2-Feeling Good - This is when you just start to feel the beer kicking in.

Level 3-Buzzed - This is when your senses start to become impared. Words may start to slur if you are a ####y.

Level 4-Hammered - You can no longer pronounce words correctly. You speak like a dentist has numbed your tounge.

Level 5-Wasted - The ability to walk straight is no longer available to you. You also can no longer control the volume of your voice.

Level 6-Corkey - The ability to speak now is foreign. You may as well be speaking African click. You have to lean on someone to walk at all.

Level 7-Nucular George - This is basicly all the above, minus humor.
I never get passed buzzed stage then. Even after double digit brews. I think Hammered/Wasted is when you stop making rational decisions. I can be walking and talking with no problems but think its a good idea to try and pull the nightstick out of a cops hands and run away with it giggling like a school girl.
Ok. i will open bidding at $200 to see this happen.
 
Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
Just keep me away from any windows and douchebags playing K3 off just for fun and I'll be toward the end....no worries...7:1 is a steal....
 
Worst pass out story ever.

In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.

Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night.

:bag:

 
Worst pass out story ever.In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night. :bag:
Minor Leagues Passout storyYou want to hera about the bigs:My buddy passed out in his car at the all night hamburger joint drive through line. Woke up to a cop and a DUI. :shock:
 
On more from Vegas.

About two years ago we went for a friends bachelor party. We rented a van that held the eight of us. We had an ice chest full of four twelve packs of PBR. We arrive in Vegas and pull up to the Monte Carlo. The beer is just about polished off. When the valet opened the door to the van he had about fourty beer cans spill out of the van right in front of him. So we continued to drink the rest of the PBR and then made our way to the Monte Carlo Brew Pub. After which was a trip to Cheetahs. Once out of the cab I leaned on the cab and evacuated the beer that I had drank all over the back of the cab. The cabbie see's this and starts yelling at me as he speeds off. I was still leaning on the ####ing cab! I took a step right after he left, right into the vomit and slipped, cartoon style right on my back. I had a button up shirt on that i took off and threw around the corner and still got my lap dance. :thumbup:

 
Worst pass out story ever.In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night. :bag:
:thumbup:
 
wouldn't be me.i'm playing A-ball compared to some of you Hall of Famers.
This is my story too. At first I thought the question was "Who would be the last one standing after driving 6 hours?" I thought I had a chance. But in a drink-off, I'd be the one under foot after 12 minutes. I'm wobbly after 2-3 DFH 120s.
 
Updated odds:

Kilgore 2-1

Gator 4-5

FatMax 3-1

Mr Furley 1000-1

Bax 7-1

Tiptop 7-1

Skylord 10-1

Nucular George (taken off the board)

3'Cs 8-1

Fullback Fro 3-1

We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
Just keep me away from any windows and douchebags playing K3 off just for fun and I'll be toward the end....no worries...7:1 is a steal....
Get it straight, drunk boy, it was k3suited.
 
Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out. :football:
Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1
Two things here:(1) Taking me off the board is the dumbest thing you could do. You could assign me any odds you want. BUt unless I spike everyone's drinks and knock people out, I'm toast. So if you can get ANYONE to bet on me, you take in their bets. Hell, assign me the most astronomical odds you want just to get the suckers to bet it. You win every time. I'm asleep by 10pm, after starting at 8:30pm.(2) If Gator is 4-5 odds on this board, then technically he's the favorite. In that slot between you and Max, he's more like 5-2 odds. 4-5 odds implies has has a better than even shot at winning. I doubt you meant to do that.
 
wouldn't be me.i'm playing A-ball compared to some of you Hall of Famers.
This is my story too. At first I thought the question was "Who would be the last one standing after driving 6 hours?" I thought I had a chance. But in a drink-off, I'd be the one under foot after 12 minutes. I'm wobbly after 2-3 DFH 120s.
I too would be hampered by a sprint drinking contest. Im in it for the long haul. :banned:
 
Two things here:(1) Taking me off the board is the dumbest thing you could do. You could assign me any odds you want. BUt unless I spike everyone's drinks and knock people out, I'm toast. So if you can get ANYONE to bet on me, you take in their bets. Hell, assign me the most astronomical odds you want just to get the suckers to bet it. You win every time. I'm asleep by 10pm, after starting at 8:30pm.(2) If Gator is 4-5 odds on this board, then technically he's the favorite. In that slot between you and Max, he's more like 5-2 odds. 4-5 odds implies has has a better than even shot at winning. I doubt you meant to do that.
He had it right. :unsure:
 
Updated odds:

Kilgore 2-1

Gator 4-5

FatMax 3-1

Mr Furley 1000-1

Bax 7-1

Tiptop 7-1

Skylord 10-1

Nucular George (taken off the board)

3'Cs 8-1

Fullback Fro 3-1

We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
I may be incoherent and boderline Corkyish after awhile, but I can stay upright for a damn long time. Somehow I have managed not to have an alcohol related puke for nearly ten years, :knocksonwood: , and I have been through some pretty drunken times.
Just keep me away from any windows and douchebags playing K3 off just for fun and I'll be toward the end....no worries...7:1 is a steal....
Get it straight, drunk boy, it was k3suited.
Right cause that makes all the difference with 3 players in...
 
Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out. :football:
Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1
Can I get some action on "the field?" Because I will destroy you all.
 
Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out. :football:
Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1
Can I get some action on "the field?" Because I will destroy you all.
:boxing:
 
Furley, how have you been on BA so long and only gathered 32 reviews?
only started reviewing in April or so. and at my current drinking rate it'll take a while to build on that number.
Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight. ;)
:lmao:if my week gets any ####tier i will be slaughtering beer tomorrow nite. might even push the 4 beer mark. :thumbup:
 
Furley, how have you been on BA so long and only gathered 32 reviews?
only started reviewing in April or so. and at my current drinking rate it'll take a while to build on that number.
Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight. ;)
:lmao:if my week gets any ####tier i will be slaughtering beer tomorrow nite. might even push the 4 beer mark. :thumbup:
My day sucked today with people being ####ty about me not being able to talk at work today. I have a feeling I might have a couple. :banned:
 
Furley, how have you been on BA so long and only gathered 32 reviews?
I've been on almost as long and have 9 reviews. Just not interested in reviewing really. Actually I've been lurking there since mid 2003. Only signed up because Todd forced you to login to search the site.
 
Furley, how have you been on BA so long and only gathered 32 reviews?
only started reviewing in April or so. and at my current drinking rate it'll take a while to build on that number.
Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight. ;)
:lmao:if my week gets any ####tier i will be slaughtering beer tomorrow nite. might even push the 4 beer mark. :thumbup:
My day sucked today with people being ####ty about me not being able to talk at work today. I have a feeling I might have a couple. :banned:
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