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I've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add:
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What kind of beer is everyone drinking tonight? (2 Viewers)
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The Gator
Footballguy
Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :XI've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add:
Skylord
Footballguy
Skylord at 10-1 is the money maker here, guaranteed. We'll drink nothing but barleywines and see what happens
Skylord at 10-1 is the money maker here, guaranteed. We'll drink nothing but barleywines and see what happens
My only ever was on my 21st birthday, but 10 mixed drinks in an hour will do that.Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :XI've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add:
mr. furley
Footballguy
are we going by volume or duration?
cause i can sip em all nite.. might only have 5-6 but i'll stay up all damned nite. and if i have to i keep a blackjack in my pocket for when people get disruptive.
i'll win one way or another ####'t
cause i can sip em all nite.. might only have 5-6 but i'll stay up all damned nite. and if i have to i keep a blackjack in my pocket for when people get disruptive.
i'll win one way or another ####'t
3C's
Footballguy
Unfortunately, I was in bed. Made a big mess. Wife sent me to the shower. When I finished, I was still a mess. She had to wash my hair. She was mad but couldn't stop laughing. Haven't touched the hard stuff since.Yeah, my last one in Vegas was due to the mixing of beer and other alcohol's also. :XI've only had a few (maybe 3) alcohol related pukes ever. Last one was in 1990. Bad mix of lots of beer and half a bottle of rum.Edit to add:
The Gator
Footballguy
Skylord at 10-1 is the money maker here, guaranteed. We'll drink nothing but barleywines and see what happens
mr. furley
Footballguy
i just got sick reading that :X
The Gator
Footballguy
One other time when I was in highschool I had a whole bottle of Jagermister at a buddy's party. I ended up passing out out side. After being drug back in I lifted his matress and puked between his matress and box spring. That, is good schtick.Unfortunately, I was in bed. Made a big mess. Wife sent me to the shower. When I finished, I was still a mess. She had to wash my hair. She was mad but couldn't stop laughing. Haven't touched the hard stuff since.
Long story short, I had a major project I was coordinating the day after my 21st that I was required to be stone sober for. So I had an hour from when I turned 21 at midnight until the "bar" (or at least what qualified at the digs of host's choice) closed, and I was required to down the drink of choice from all in attendance. I would have been fine if I would have been able to walk to where I was staying, but swinging around a few corners in a car pretty much made me :X We got pulled over but then a cop who had been driving by pulled up and asked if everything was OK. I managed to say "Carsick." Somehow he bought it (can't believe he didn't smell the alcohol anyway).
The Gator
Footballguy
These are getting better.
Fullback Fro
yesno
I never get passed buzzed stage then. Even after double digit brews. I think Hammered/Wasted is when you stop making rational decisions. I can be walking and talking with no problems but think its a good idea to try and pull the nightstick out of a cops hands and run away with it giggling like a school girl.
FatMax
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The last time I puked was about (guessing) eight years ago. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon. I was sitting around my apartment when a couple of friends dropped by with a twelve pack of Bud Light. We killed that off in lightning speed and kept on going. The next thing I know, I'm going to bed at about 3am. We drank, chatted, and played cards for nearly 12 hours straight. Counting up the empty twelve pack cartons strewn about my living room, I guessed that between the three of us, we put down 84 beers, plus or minus.
I didn't puke that evening, but I was sick the entire next day. I had to play in a softball tournement too. I was pitching, and had to call a time out so that I could make a run for the stall to yak. I *almost* made it.
I didn't puke that evening, but I was sick the entire next day. I had to play in a softball tournement too. I was pitching, and had to call a time out so that I could make a run for the stall to yak. I *almost* made it.
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The Gator
Footballguy
Ok. i will open bidding at $200 to see this happen.
Bax
Footballguy
Just keep me away from any windows and douchebags playing K3 off just for fun and I'll be toward the end....no worries...7:1 is a steal....
FatMax
Member
Worst pass out story ever.
In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.
Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night.
In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.
Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night.
Fullback Fro
yesno
Minor Leagues Passout storyYou want to hera about the bigs:My buddy passed out in his car at the all night hamburger joint drive through line. Woke up to a cop and a DUI.Worst pass out story ever.In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night.
The Gator
Footballguy
On more from Vegas.
About two years ago we went for a friends bachelor party. We rented a van that held the eight of us. We had an ice chest full of four twelve packs of PBR. We arrive in Vegas and pull up to the Monte Carlo. The beer is just about polished off. When the valet opened the door to the van he had about fourty beer cans spill out of the van right in front of him. So we continued to drink the rest of the PBR and then made our way to the Monte Carlo Brew Pub. After which was a trip to Cheetahs. Once out of the cab I leaned on the cab and evacuated the beer that I had drank all over the back of the cab. The cabbie see's this and starts yelling at me as he speeds off. I was still leaning on the ####ing cab! I took a step right after he left, right into the vomit and slipped, cartoon style right on my back. I had a button up shirt on that i took off and threw around the corner and still got my lap dance.
About two years ago we went for a friends bachelor party. We rented a van that held the eight of us. We had an ice chest full of four twelve packs of PBR. We arrive in Vegas and pull up to the Monte Carlo. The beer is just about polished off. When the valet opened the door to the van he had about fourty beer cans spill out of the van right in front of him. So we continued to drink the rest of the PBR and then made our way to the Monte Carlo Brew Pub. After which was a trip to Cheetahs. Once out of the cab I leaned on the cab and evacuated the beer that I had drank all over the back of the cab. The cabbie see's this and starts yelling at me as he speeds off. I was still leaning on the ####ing cab! I took a step right after he left, right into the vomit and slipped, cartoon style right on my back. I had a button up shirt on that i took off and threw around the corner and still got my lap dance.
The Gator
Footballguy
Worst pass out story ever.In college, some friend and I were partying in Chico, Ca on Halloween. For those that don't know, pretty much everyone is in costume and they shut down the entire downtown for foot traffic. Back in the day, they used to get 30-40 thousand drunk college kids there. Fun times.Toward the end of the night, we returned to our motel room and I passed out. Apparently, the group I was with left for an after hours party of sorts, and brought back an extra gal for me. And they couldn't wake me up. I woke up the next morning in bed with a friend of mine and his half-naked companion from the night before. The extra gal for me got tired and left sometime during the night.
Nucular George
Footballguy
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Nucular George
Footballguy
This is my story too. At first I thought the question was "Who would be the last one standing after driving 6 hours?" I thought I had a chance. But in a drink-off, I'd be the one under foot after 12 minutes. I'm wobbly after 2-3 DFH 120s.
Nucular George
Footballguy
Two things here:(1) Taking me off the board is the dumbest thing you could do. You could assign me any odds you want. BUt unless I spike everyone's drinks and knock people out, I'm toast. So if you can get ANYONE to bet on me, you take in their bets. Hell, assign me the most astronomical odds you want just to get the suckers to bet it. You win every time. I'm asleep by 10pm, after starting at 8:30pm.(2) If Gator is 4-5 odds on this board, then technically he's the favorite. In that slot between you and Max, he's more like 5-2 odds. 4-5 odds implies has has a better than even shot at winning. I doubt you meant to do that.Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out.
The Gator
Footballguy
I too would be hampered by a sprint drinking contest. Im in it for the long haul.
The Gator
Footballguy
He had it right.
Bax
Footballguy
Right cause that makes all the difference with 3 players in...
Winston Smith
Footballguy
Can I get some action on "the field?" Because I will destroy you all.Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out.
The Gator
Footballguy
Can I get some action on "the field?" Because I will destroy you all.Okay, you are in the running.Current odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 100-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1Last year in vegas I went for my brother birthday and drank from 10am Friday to 2am Sat morning. Ended up at Guillies. With a $15 dollar wristband you get all you can drink PBR for the night. Ended up being drug out by my friends and puking into the coin return of a slot machine on the way out.
Solid brew. Enjoy.finally.....Duvel
oh god is this tastySolid brew. Enjoy.finally.....Duvel
Skylord
Footballguy
Because he drinks four beers a week
mr. furley
Footballguy
only started reviewing in April or so. and at my current drinking rate it'll take a while to build on that number.
Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight.
mr. furley
Footballguy
and at first i didn't feel comfortable reviewing... missed out on the St B's Abt 12, the Racer 5, a bunch of New Glarus, Tyranena, etc. just all kinda ####.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight.
if my week gets any ####tier i will be slaughtering beer tomorrow nite. might even push the 4 beer mark. I drink four beers in, um, ah, .........
My day sucked today with people being ####ty about me not being able to talk at work today. I have a feeling I might have a couple.Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight.
3C's
Footballguy
I've been on almost as long and have 9 reviews. Just not interested in reviewing really. Actually I've been lurking there since mid 2003. Only signed up because Todd forced you to login to search the site.
Telemarketing?My day sucked today with people being ####ty about me not being able to talk at work today. I have a feeling I might have a couple.Yeah, you better sack up there. I have already rated 10% of what you have total tonight.
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