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What would be the worst movie marathon? (1 Viewer)

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Just saw that AMC is running a Steve Seagal movie marathon this Saturday. Sounds horrific, but I'm sure there are worse. One that came to mind is an Ernest marathon. What would be the worst movie marathon possible?

"I'm going to take you to the bank, the blood bank."

 
Comedy sequels:

Weekend at Bernie's II

Ace Ventura: Junior Pet Detective

Beverly Hills Cop II

Caddyshack II

Meatballs II

Porky's revenge

Son of the Mask

Fletch Lives

Teen Wolf Too

Bachelor Party II

Major League II

 
A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.

Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.

 
Comedy sequels:

Weekend at Bernie's II

Ace Ventura: Junior Pet Detective

Beverly Hills Cop II

Caddyshack II

Meatballs II

Porky's revenge

Son of the Mask

Fletch Lives

Teen Wolf Too

Bachelor Party II

Major League II
The more that I think about this, the more I think this list wins. I've only seen Weekend at Bernie's 2 and Caddyshack 2 and those were god-awful movies that completely dumped on the genius of the originals. I can't imagine how bad the others are.

 
Comedy sequels:

Weekend at Bernie's II

Ace Ventura: Junior Pet Detective

Beverly Hills Cop II

Caddyshack II

Meatballs II

Porky's revenge

Son of the Mask

Fletch Lives

Teen Wolf Too

Bachelor Party II

Major League II
The more that I think about this, the more I think this list wins. I've only seen Weekend at Bernie's 2 and Caddyshack 2 and those were god-awful movies that completely dumped on the genius of the originals. I can't imagine how bad the others are.
Meatballs II was a masterpiece compared to III and IV. Mannequin II might be the worst of all of these, but not a huge drop-off from the original.

 
With the Harvey Keitel you might think jackpot! Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Bugsy, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Grand Budapest Hotel. Then right in the middle of it you'd get slammed with The Last Temptation of Christ, and next thing you know you're watching The Bad Lieutenant and The Piano back to back.

Pretty sure you'd have a hard time erasing those full frontal nude scenes from your memory bank.

 
With the Harvey Keitel you might think jackpot! Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Bugsy, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Grand Budapest Hotel. Then right in the middle of it you'd get slammed with The Last Temptation of Christ, and next thing you know you're watching The Bad Lieutenant and The Piano back to back.

Pretty sure you'd have a hard time erasing those full frontal nude scenes from your memory bank.
Bad Lieutenant is awesomeness

 
A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.
Raising Arizona and Valley Girl are great. And I loved Vampires Kiss.

 
The Adam Sandler marathon - days on end of Adam playing the same character in one bad movie after another.
AgreedETA: Kevin James

A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.
Raising Arizona and Valley Girl are great. And I loved Vampires Kiss.
Yep. I would add the 'Vegas' movies (Leaving Las and Honeymoon In) as well as Gone In 60 Seconds as decent. He definitely has done some garbage but not fair to say it all is, IMO.
 
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A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.
Raising Arizona and Valley Girl are great. And I loved Vampires Kiss.
Matchstick men, family man, bringing out the dead, national treasure, the rock are all good movies.

 
A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.
Raising Arizona and Valley Girl are great. And I loved Vampires Kiss.
I also really like Red Rock West and although its a small part Kick ### is entertaining
 
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I'm thinking but it's hard to top those sequels listed above.

Hallmark movies would be up there.

 
A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.
LOL at you including Con Air and F/O on his list of good movies.

Leaving Las Vegas

Wild at Heart

Adaptation

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Raising Arizona

Rumble Fish

You could do a lot worse.

 
A Nicolas Cage movie marathon would be painful to sit through.
moments of reprieve but not worth the hours of punishment...
Off the top of my head the only Cage movies worth watching are Face/Off, Con Air and Kick ###. The rest of his career is garbage.Oh, and Wicker Man was hilarious, though I don't think a comedy is what they were going for.
Raising Arizona and Valley Girl are great. And I loved Vampires Kiss.
I also really like Red Rock West and although its a small part Kick ### is entertaining
Red Rock West is damn good
 
My wife bought my daughter the entire run of Full House on DVD for Christmas. That is some rough watching there.

 

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