Omgmad sweeney said:You could start by actually buying some.Eminence said:Twitter has gone up 65% in 3-weeks! What an average pick, I should just give up. How will I ever make money off that? :(
That's right. So he is up 39% on the day.(made those numbers up because that appears to be the theme of the thread)I haven't been paying close attention, but are you saying you paid $16 in transaction fees today to add 15 shares of a stock valued at $0.08?If I didn't sell my portfolio, I would have not made as much money on the day, right?
If I didn't touch my HEMP, I would have 1,651 shares @ $0.08 per share.
Since I sold and rebought my HEMP, I now have 1,666 shares @ $0.08 per share.
It's a moderate gain but definitely a better move than 'doing nothing'. Transaction fees gouged me a bit but I like the position I'm in. I know what the % yields were and I want to see if I can consistently create them.
Link.That's right. So he is up 39% on the day.(made those numbers up because that appears to be the theme of the thread)I haven't been paying close attention, but are you saying you paid $16 in transaction fees today to add 15 shares of a stock valued at $0.08?If I didn't sell my portfolio, I would have not made as much money on the day, right?
If I didn't touch my HEMP, I would have 1,651 shares @ $0.08 per share.
Since I sold and rebought my HEMP, I now have 1,666 shares @ $0.08 per share.
It's a moderate gain but definitely a better move than 'doing nothing'. Transaction fees gouged me a bit but I like the position I'm in. I know what the % yields were and I want to see if I can consistently create them.![]()
I'll be back on tomorrow morning, I work @ around 2:45.Em, don't listen to these fools. They are jealous of your uncanny ability to work the Stock Market. You have a skill. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Will you be back on tomorrow to keep us updated of your progress?
$10 senteminencefund@gmail.comF'it I'm in, what's your paypal?
That was earlier, I have to fix that.Em,
What does "Pending Activity -$87.80" mean? Does the website not understand that you are up 11% by your math?
Are you sure it sent? I don't see any money in my account.$10 senteminencefund@gmail.comF'it I'm in, what's your paypal?
Give me 25 shares of HEMP at the open. There should be enough left for the transaction fee. I'm going to need to piggyback off of one of your sell orders though.
On phone - would you mind reposting? TIAMan that twitter thread is amazing. I just love that he's looking for seed money.
BumpDidn't you read the original post? This is the spinoff of the,Whoa. THAT is why you're doing this?Well, duh, but that's not really the point. This is a thread trying to get people to invest money into my fund. And I have made gains of:You are making chump change.Your transaction fees are greater than your profits.I'll run through this niiiiice and slooow for you guys:
Here's what I did:
SOLD - $0.083 x 1561 = $129.563 - $7.95
VALUE - $121.613
BOUGHT - $0.071 x 1666 = $118.286 - $7.95
VALUE - $110.33
The stock then increased to $0.08 per share.
1,666 x $0.08 per share = $133.28
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Here's what would have happened if I didn't touch my stock at all
OPEN: $0.0709 x 1651 = $117.05
CLOSE: $0.08 x 1651 = $132.08
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VALUE OF SHARES @ OPENING: = $110.67
VALUE OF SHARES WHEN SOLD @ $0.083 PER SHARE = $129.563
VALUE OF SHARES CURRENTLY = $133.28
Does this make sense to you guys?
84%
39%
12%
In the past-week, that could be your money, sir.
"Hey gays, who wants to make some money?" thread.
It was an eloquently written thread quoting such stock success stories as:
Best Buy
1. Create your fund entitySomeone ask chet or Krista if this is technically a violation of some SEC rule about actually needing a license to build a fund.
Post moreHow do I get on the "get out of my thread" list?
emoticonsAlways working his angle.Everyone who invested should cut me a small percentage.![]()
Under the sofa cushions?Hey genius, where do you think that "uninvested cash" came from?If you did nothing today and retained your 1651 shares (at an average cost basis of .0545), you would have had 1651 * .08 for $132.08 AND $15.90 in uninvested cash for a total of $147.98OK, then guys. What should I have done with my stock today? Let it sit?
If I didn't TOUCH my stock. I would have:
1,651 shares worth $0.08 per share.
Since I did TOUCH my stock. It's currently worth:
1,666 shares worth $0.08 per share.
What exactly did I screw up?
(Everyone else, feel free to help him out with this one.)
And by eyeball deep you mean roughly 4 feet.Just read thru all 668 posts and I have no ####### clue what is happening.
But if I can take a stab at it - Is Eminence gonna be eyeball deep in blow and vaj very soon?
Pretty sure that would go down as the most people ripped off by one person ever in this forum. Then we'd find out Em is actually Lhucks, he'd promise to pay it back, and then welch on that.i say we all kick in $100. That should move this thread into super elite legendary status.
4ft of blow is still a lotta blow.And by eyeball deep you mean roughly 4 feet.Just read thru all 668 posts and I have no ####### clue what is happening.
But if I can take a stab at it - Is Eminence gonna be eyeball deep in blow and vaj very soon?
I'm in for 5 shares of HEMP worth. . . . . . ahhh what the hell, I don't need that can of pepsi tomorrow, put me down for 10 shares worth.i say we all kick in $100. That should move this thread into super elite legendary status.
Just send them a link to the thread and you'll be hired.SacramentoBob said:Have you considered applying to Goldman Sachs?
The guys at Tradeking must have crapped themselves laughing when they saw a trade come in for 15 shares of an .08 stock.
guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
Minus the hard delete fees.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
Hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? Pick ONE STOCK that has outperformed any of my previous calls.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
No, and I'm pretty pissed about it. Not sure why the staff here locked that thread either, I still have that problem.id that dude ever give you the $300 from your fantasy league?
hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? work 40 hours ONE WEEK.Hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? Pick ONE STOCK that has outperformed any of my previous calls.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
I work and go to school full-time.hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? work 40 hours ONE WEEK.Hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? Pick ONE STOCK that has outperformed any of my previous calls.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
I worked 40 hours a week waiting tables and worked on my bachelor's full time so I am not sure what your excuse is.I work and go to school full-time.hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? work 40 hours ONE WEEK.Hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? Pick ONE STOCK that has outperformed any of my previous calls.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
You said you were about to rip a bong and take a nap at noon yesterday. You're not exactly a Russian construction worker or anything.I work and go to school full-time.hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? work 40 hours ONE WEEK.Hey hard ###, how bout you put your money where your mouth is? Pick ONE STOCK that has outperformed any of my previous calls.guys if you took his advice you'd have literally tens of dollars right now
Eminence does rhyme with brillence. I'm a believer.But if it pleases my audience, then sure, I am a dummy who thinks he's gonna get rich investing $100. I mean, clearly I'm that stupid, right?
I am not sure stupid, but on the naive scale you are off the charts. You live at home with mom and you are still in debt and don't have any cash to invest. You are getting a degree which doesn't have any long term earning prospects more than the job you are currently in. You seem to possess no clue on how dangerous it is to play penny stocks. Sure there are ridiculous movements up and down, but to win on any large scale is nearly impossible. Try selling 1,000,000 shares of your hemp stock and see what happens. You want to set up some kind of investment fund, but you lack any concept of the legal requirements to do so. You are really going to hate yourself come time to prepare your taxes, each of these trades where you net $1.20 will take you 15 minutes to document and account for plus you will get hit with capitol gains taxes on them. I don't know, maybe your word was better.But if it pleases my audience, then sure, I am a dummy who thinks he's gonna get rich investing $100. I mean, clearly I'm that stupid, right?