But if it pleases my audience, then sure, I am a dummy who thinks he's gonna get rich investing $100. I mean, clearly I'm that stupid, right?
I am not sure stupid, but on the naive scale you are off the charts. You live at home with mom and you are still in debt and don't have any cash to invest. You are getting a degree which doesn't have any long term earning prospects more than the job you are currently in. You seem to possess no clue on how dangerous it is to play penny stocks. Sure there are ridiculous movements up and down, but to win on any large scale is nearly impossible. Try selling 1,000,000 shares of your hemp stock and see what happens. You want to set up some kind of investment fund, but you lack any concept of the legal requirements to do so. You are really going to hate yourself come time to prepare your taxes, each of these trades where you net $1.20 will take you 15 minutes to document and account for plus you will get hit with capitol gains taxes on them. I don't know, maybe your word was better.