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[sports_fan]

I feel bad for Em. He is getting burned financially lately, and is gambling with CC debt is really hurting him. He needs help. He has a job and is living at home, so he is OK.....but he is digging himself a hole.

He's getting plenty of good advice, he's just not listening to it. There's no real point in trying to help him right now. Nothing to do but watch him crash and burn at this point.

 

[Card Trader]

I like the strategy of taking every over on the board. Vegas better look out.

 

[jon_mx]

I like the strategy of taking every over on the board. Vegas better look out.

The earth is closer to the sun than usual, so the additional gravitation pull will contribute to rising scores. Very few odds makers ever account for this phenomenon. Em is a prodigy.

 

[TxBuckeye]

I read one page of this thread (jumped in on page 46, no idea why, just what I picked). There is absolutely no way, no way, that anyone in here can possibly even for one second harbor the thought that any of this is for real, right? Right??

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I read one page of this thread (jumped in on page 46, no idea why, just what I picked). There is absolutely no way, no way, that anyone in here can possibly even for one second harbor the thought that any of this is for real, right? Right??

You must not have seen the video.

 

[jamny]

I read one page of this thread (jumped in on page 46, no idea why, just what I picked). There is absolutely no way, no way, that anyone in here can possibly even for one second harbor the thought that any of this is for real, right? Right??

I believe.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Did he finish his homework?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I like the strategy of taking every over on the board. Vegas better look out.

FML, I had it all wrong!!! I've been taking the under across the board.... Gotta call me bookie, BRB.

 

[sports_fan]

Did he finish his homework?

I think he's out of school until he can pay down some of his student loans. Or something like that.

 

[Mario Kart]

The latest.

1. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game
   
   

Oof

 

[sports_fan]

Is he actually putting money on these bets or is he just tweeting them because he has nothing else to put on twitter?

 

[mquinnjr]

The latest from Em

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   The weather is getting nicer.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   Oof.
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   I think I'm going to shave my head.
   
   
   
4. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 3
   My dog just pissed all over my carpet. :(
   
   
   
   
5. Scooter Musthavit ‏@ScootrMustHavIt Mar 4
   @Eminence_FB has he ever taken a dump on your chest?
   
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   @ScootrMustHavIt wtf?
   
   

 

[Mario Kart]

OOF

 

[Rayderr]

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   I think the reason I can't get into Workaholics is because I think I'm actually funnier than the guys on that show.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   Why the #### can I only get Mexican and Black girls to hit on me?
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9h
   I hate my life.
   
   

 

[BlueDredSo]

How old is this kid again? He kinda reminds me of my brother (31), except my brother doesn't really try too hard at anything. They both seem to have strong personality disorders though.

 

[Tom Servo]

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   I think the reason I can't get into Workaholics is because I think I'm actually funnier than the guys on that show.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   Why the #### can I only get Mexican and Black girls to hit on me?
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9h
   I hate my life.
   
   

You following him or just stalking the account?

 

[bushdocda]

Classic Eminenenence.

 

[Rayderr]

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   I think the reason I can't get into Workaholics is because I think I'm actually funnier than the guys on that show.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7h
   Why the #### can I only get Mexican and Black girls to hit on me?
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9h
   I hate my life.
   
   

You following him or just stalking the account?

just following the link in his sig.

 

[AwesomeAuger]

HEMP with a nice day so far! I'm still down 10% about though from when Em told me to buy.

 

[DocHolliday]

HEMP with a nice day so far! I'm still down 10% about though from when Em told me to buy.

Give it time. It will bounce up. Em knows HEMP.

 

[squistion]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB

I intentionally try to bait people into low speed collisions where I know I have the right away.

 

[UniAlias]

How old is this kid again? He kinda reminds me of my brother (31), except my brother doesn't really try too hard at anything. They both seem to have strong personality disorders though.

He's 22.

I think many pages ago (possibly in another thread) someone mentioned a personality disorder and he got really defensive/sensitive about it which pretty much confirmed it for me.

It's possible I'm confusing him with that DSP guy though. Both were posting pretty inane #### frequently during that time.

 

[Sarnoff]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

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[SacramentoBob]

The latest.

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Indiana Pacers @ Dallas MavericksTotal O 197 -110 for Game
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Toronto Raptors @ Minnesota TimberwolvesTotal O 206½ -110 for Game
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Los Angeles Lakers Team Total O 109 -115 for Game
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Los Angeles Kings @ Edmonton OilersTotal U 5 -105 for Game
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - St Louis Blues -120 for Game
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Boston Bruins -155 for Game
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   New York Knicks Team Total O 101
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
    Charlotte Bobcats Team Total O 89
    
    
    
11. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
    Milwaukee Bucks Team Total O 99
    
    
    
12. Retweeted by Eminence
    Just Imp. ‏@ImpZilla 14h
    I bet Cherry Valance was a minx in the sack.
    
    
    
13. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
    You can't solve a problem you don't know exists.
    
    
    
14. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
    It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted.
    
    
    
15. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    Ottawa Senators @ Winnipeg JetsTotal U 5½ -110 for Game
    
    
    
16. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues @ Colorado AvalancheTotal O 5½ +120 for Game
    
    
    
17. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues -1½ +250 for Game
    
    
    
18. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    Winnipeg Jets - ML
    
    
    
19. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues - ML
    
    

Have these been vetted yet?

 

[Sarnoff]

He was just here. Where'd that post go?

 

[tonydead]

Have these been vetted yet?

15-15-1, had a great day yesterday to pull him out of bankruptcy.

 

[Sarnoff]

The latest.

• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Indiana Pacers @ Dallas MavericksTotal O 197 -110 for Game WIN (94-105)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Toronto Raptors @ Minnesota TimberwolvesTotal O 206½ -110 for Game WIN (111-104)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Los Angeles Lakers Team Total O 109 -115 for Game WIN (110-114)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game LOSS (88-95)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Los Angeles Kings @ Edmonton OilersTotal U 5 -105 for Game LOSS (4-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - St Louis Blues -120 for Game (WIN 3-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game LOSS (0-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Boston Bruins -155 for Game WIN (5-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
  
  New York Knicks Team Total O 101 WIN (107-97)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Charlotte Bobcats Team Total O 89 PUSH (89-111)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Milwaukee Bucks Team Total O 99 WIN (114-107)
  
• Retweeted by Eminence
  
  Just Imp. ‏@ImpZilla 14h
  
  I bet Cherry Valance was a minx in the sack. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  You can't solve a problem you don't know exists. PUSH
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Ottawa Senators @ Winnipeg JetsTotal U 5½ -110 for Game LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues @ Colorado AvalancheTotal O 5½ +120 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues -1½ +250 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Winnipeg Jets - ML LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues - ML WIN (2-1)
  

Have these been vetted yet?

Looks like 8-7-1 to me.

 

[sports_fan]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB

I intentionally try to bait people into low speed collisions where I know I have the right away.

He's just a flat out terrible person apparently

 

[Eminence]

The latest.

• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Indiana Pacers @ Dallas MavericksTotal O 197 -110 for Game WIN (94-105)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Toronto Raptors @ Minnesota TimberwolvesTotal O 206½ -110 for Game WIN (111-104)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Los Angeles Lakers Team Total O 109 -115 for Game LOSS (110-114)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game LOSS (88-95)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Los Angeles Kings @ Edmonton OilersTotal U 5 -105 for Game LOSS (4-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - St Louis Blues -120 for Game (WIN 3-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game LOSS (0-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Boston Bruins -155 for Game WIN (5-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
  
  New York Knicks Team Total O 101 WIN (107-97)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Charlotte Bobcats Team Total O 89 PUSH (89-111)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Milwaukee Bucks Team Total O 99 WIN (114-107)
  
• Retweeted by Eminence
  
  Just Imp. ‏@ImpZilla 14h
  
  I bet Cherry Valance was a minx in the sack. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  You can't solve a problem you don't know exists. PUSH
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Ottawa Senators @ Winnipeg JetsTotal U 5½ -110 for Game LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues @ Colorado AvalancheTotal O 5½ +120 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues -1½ +250 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Winnipeg Jets - ML LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues - ML WIN (2-1)
  

Have these been vetted yet?

Looks like 7-8-1 to me.

8-7-1, the Lakers' bet was errantly labeled as a loss.

 

[jon_mx]

Have you reloaded up with another $500 from the credit card.

 

[Rayderr]

The latest.

• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Indiana Pacers @ Dallas MavericksTotal O 197 -110 for Game WIN (94-105)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Toronto Raptors @ Minnesota TimberwolvesTotal O 206½ -110 for Game WIN (111-104)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Los Angeles Lakers Team Total O 109 -115 for Game LOSS (110-114)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game LOSS (88-95)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Los Angeles Kings @ Edmonton OilersTotal U 5 -105 for Game LOSS (4-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - St Louis Blues -120 for Game (WIN 3-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game LOSS (0-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
  
  Ice Hockey NHL - Boston Bruins -155 for Game WIN (5-2)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
  
  New York Knicks Team Total O 101 WIN (107-97)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Charlotte Bobcats Team Total O 89 PUSH (89-111)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
  
  Milwaukee Bucks Team Total O 99 WIN (114-107)
  
• Retweeted by Eminence
  
  Just Imp. ‏@ImpZilla 14h
  
  I bet Cherry Valance was a minx in the sack. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  You can't solve a problem you don't know exists. PUSH
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
  
  It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted. LOSS
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Ottawa Senators @ Winnipeg JetsTotal U 5½ -110 for Game LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues @ Colorado AvalancheTotal O 5½ +120 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues -1½ +250 for Game LOSS (2-1)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  Winnipeg Jets - ML LOSS (5-3)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
  
  St Louis Blues - ML WIN (2-1)
  

Have these been vetted yet?

Looks like 7-8-1 to me.

8-7-1, the Lakers' bet was errantly labeled as a loss.

Way to go Cluck-Cluck.

 

[Sarnoff]

Fixed.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Why is the thread getting larger when the subject clearly states the thread is closed?

 

[Rayderr]

Why is the thread getting larger when the subject clearly states the thread is closed?

The thread is named Leon?

 

[Slapdash]

Have you reloaded up with another $500 from the credit card.

He's either reloaded or is not really making these bets.

 

[Mario Kart]

He can't be betting $100 each game. His units have to be in the $10-$20 range.

 

[rockaction]

Why is the thread getting larger when the subject clearly states the thread is closed?

The thread is named Leon?

And Leon's getting larger.

 

[StrikeS2k]

He can't be betting $100 each game. His units have to be in the $.10-$.20 range.

 

[squistion]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB

I intentionally try to bait people into low speed collisions where I know I have the right away.

He's just a flat out terrible person apparently

And he doesn't do much reading, as evidenced by "the right away" (sic).

 

[fantasycurse42]

Okay my strategy against Em's... I'm far from a good gambler, but lets see who wins.

Em, my strategy is easy - bet a G every game against the Lakers regardless of spread... Thanks to a ridiculous win against OKC, I'm down a G. Where do you stand?

Lets keep track.

 

[Otis]

The FFA quizzes Eminence

 

[Frostillicus]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

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Ouch. Eminence, again, you aren't going to win playing these kinds of bets over the long term. Very few people can.

 

[Mister Martie]

Damn, some of you really swing off this kid's nuts.

 

[Gawain]

Damn, some of you really swing off this kid's nuts.

Most of us would probably give our left arm to be 22 again, so when someone gets all the advice FBG can give and decides to do the exact opposite...there's going to be a little schadenfreude.

 

[squistion]

Damn, some of you really swing off this kid's nuts.

Most of us would probably give our left arm to be 22 again, so when someone gets all the advice FBG can give and decides to do the exact opposite...there's going to be a little schadenfreude.

There probably will be, but I doubt I will take that much pleasure in watching this

 

[Sarnoff]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

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He got the Heat ML right (99-90), but lost the other half on all four (Raptors scored 97, Sixers lost to the Knicks 110-123, and the Nuggets put up 98). Ouch.

 

[DrJ]

Okay my strategy against Em's... I'm far from a good gambler, but lets see who wins.

Em, my strategy is easy - bet a G every game against the Lakers regardless of spread... Thanks to a ridiculous win against OKC, I'm down a G. Where do you stand?

Lets keep track.

I have a strategy that makes it impossible to lose. I pick out a good looking bet and place one unit. If that hits, I pick another and bet another unit. If it doesn't hit, I double down my next bet and continue doubling down until I win that original bet back. Then start again at one unit. Impossible to lose, I just keep making money one unit at a time.

 

[cstu]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

Expand

He got the Heat ML right (99-90), but lost the other half on all four (Raptors scored 97, Sixers lost to the Knicks 110-123, and the Nuggets put up 98). Ouch.

The new LHUCKS.

 

[DrJ]

I read one page of this thread (jumped in on page 46, no idea why, just what I picked). There is absolutely no way, no way, that anyone in here can possibly even for one second harbor the thought that any of this is for real, right? Right??

You must not have seen the video.

Is there a link to said video for the lazy?

 

[Rayderr]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

Expand

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

Expand

He got the Heat ML right (99-90), but lost the other half on all four (Raptors scored 97, Sixers lost to the Knicks 110-123, and the Nuggets put up 98). Ouch.

So, since we've been able to track his bets on twitter, his success rate is less than chance. Awesome. Still think you got some special gift Em?