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He also has his college speech class videos up there, one where he actually talks about his hemp stock.

Edit: I would give him a C. Speaks WAY too fast when he reads off his canned CEO quotes and instead of being prepared he's just reading off the monitor, leading to distracting mouse clicks while the viewer tries to listen. Not terrible though.

 
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1. The Walgreen's uniform is an awesome touch.

2. The subtleness of the defense of his gambling problem being the exact definition of a gambling problem.

3. The cook her spaghetti… alluding to Olive Garden.

Well done. Well done in deed. :thumbup:

 
T Bell said:
How can a nose that big always sound plugged?
He sounds like he's farting from his mouth when he talks.
Bucky...it wasn't long ago that you were just as much as a dbag on this board. You really shouldn't throw stones.
:thanks:

Can't believe people have forgotten this gem of a thread already.


bweiser said:
'Bucky86 said:
'xulf said:
Who the F finger bangs someone in their 20s?
She didn't want to bang... with most of our clothes on...it got hot and heavy and managed to slip my fingers..... I'm positive next date will be much better. She was wearing a tiny little dress and a thong FYI.
did she finger-bang you back?
 
This persona is the ultimate :fishing: trip... It is enjoyable, but it is clearly fictional.
I am thinking he is real and could be the basis for a great Character in an SNL skit. Could probably spin off into a movie. I need to start archiving these threads for material for the screenplay.
He already gave me the rights to his story. I plan to write a book on his life.
You buy the rights on margin?

 
TheIronSheik said:
Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

:lmao:
"The only reason you think I have a gambling problem is that I didn't have the willpower to walk away up over 1000% and instead lost all that money and another 1000% of it."

Very astute.
Yeah. The whole time he was explaining that I was thinking, "Is he making a case for or against him having a gambling problem?" Because I, personally, thought he made a pretty strong case for the prosecution on that one.
Em seem to have forgotten after he lost that $585 he reloaded his account $500 with his credit card a proceeded to lose that within days. Then he continued to gamble with who knows what money, probably another $500 from his CC and that is gone. So Em seems only wants to talk about the $50 he turned into $500 and lost, not the $1000 of CC debt he also farted away with his superior reading of box scores which us mortals can't duplicate. Yeah, no gambling problem here.

 
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Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
Oh, good, it's not just me.
Em needs to clarify this. I thought he still had more schooling to go. What is he pursuing now? He is taking more course. Is he working to get into U of Miami? Something does not jive.
He originally said he graduated college but then changed it to being in his first year of accounting to make it a better story.

 
Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
Oh, good, it's not just me.
Em needs to clarify this. I thought he still had more schooling to go. What is he pursuing now? He is taking more course. Is he working to get into U of Miami? Something does not jive.
He originally said he graduated college but then changed it to being in his first year of accounting to make it a better story.
Whatever he did, he did it with honors. That much we know for sure.

 
People that don't have gambling problems very rarely feel the need to make a video saying they don't have a gambling problem.

 
Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
Oh, good, it's not just me.
Em needs to clarify this. I thought he still had more schooling to go. What is he pursuing now? He is taking more course. Is he working to get into U of Miami? Something does not jive.
He originally said he graduated college but then changed it to being in his first year of accounting to make it a better story.
The assignment was to give a pretend interview for a job you want AFTER you get your degree

 
:lmao:

So many emotions... I don't know where to begin. Does anyone have a link to the jackhammer dating profile? Can we cross reference pictures and confirm this is all the same dude?

I'm hooked, I'm a :fish: on the line... The Walgreens pin really adds a nice touch to the video :thumbup :

 
:lmao:

So many emotions... I don't know where to begin. Does anyone have a link to the jackhammer dating profile? Can we cross reference pictures and confirm this is all the same dude?

I'm hooked, I'm a :fish: on the line... The Walgreens pin really adds a nice touch to the video :thumbup :
He did a nice recovery. :thumbup:

Screw the naysayers.

 
People that don't have gambling problems very rarely feel the need to make a video saying they don't have a gambling problem.
Yep, we found a friend of mine's video he recorded for some dating thing. Part of it went like this: " I like playing poker....I mean just as a hobby, I don't have a problem. I also like betting on sports, again not a problem or anything. It's just fun to me." He had a major gambling problem.

 
People that don't have gambling problems very rarely feel the need to make a video saying they don't have a gambling problem.
Yep, we found a friend of mine's video he recorded for some dating thing. Part of it went like this: " I like playing poker....I mean just as a hobby, I don't have a problem. I also like betting on sports, again not a problem or anything. It's just fun to me." He had a major gambling problem.
The fact that anyone would mention this on a dating site (much like Em did) admits gambling is an important aspect of their lives.

 
Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
Oh, good, it's not just me.
Em needs to clarify this. I thought he still had more schooling to go. What is he pursuing now? He is taking more course. Is he working to get into U of Miami? Something does not jive.
He originally said he graduated college but then changed it to being in his first year of accounting to make it a better story.
The assignment was to give a pretend interview for a job you want AFTER you get your degree
Tip: Button your top shirt button and push your tie up. Look sharp.

 
:lmao:

So many emotions... I don't know where to begin. Does anyone have a link to the jackhammer dating profile? Can we cross reference pictures and confirm this is all the same dude?

I'm hooked, I'm a :fish: on the line... The Walgreens pin really adds a nice touch to the video :thumbup :
Is it a pin? I thought it was a patch sewn in... like that's his uniform vest.

 
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