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[TheIronSheik]

I look forward to the twitter updates on the flag football results...

Do you think he'll handicap his own games, too?

He'll be the Pete Rose of flag football.

 

[mquinnjr]

I look forward to the twitter updates on the flag football results...

Do you think he'll handicap his own games, too?

He'll be the Pete Rose of flag football.

Charlie Hustle, or Eddie Mush?

 

[SeaDogStat]

I look forward to the twitter updates on the flag football results...

Do you think he'll handicap his own games, too?

He'll be the Pete Rose of flag football.

I'm still going the other way... He's a Mush

 

[Rayderr]

How much is needed to sponsor a team? Seems like this is vital information that was left out.

I am running on the assumption that the full cost is equivalent to paying for Happy Hour drinks on a Friday night for me and three friends.

I suspect the amount he needs is what he's lost on bad bets and stock trades + what he wants to spend on bad bets and stock trades in the next month.

 

[TheIronSheik]

How much is needed to sponsor a team? Seems like this is vital information that was left out.

I am running on the assumption that the full cost is equivalent to paying for Happy Hour drinks on a Friday night for me and three friends.

I suspect the amount he needs is what he's lost on bad bets and stock trades + what he wants to spend on bad bets and stock trades in the next month.

I doubt that very highly. The kid is making almost $1300 a month. Why would he need more money?

 

[Ilov80s]

Stock Market Crash Bandicoot

 

[TheIronSheik]

Stock Market Crash Bandicoot

Awesome!

 

[Andrew74]

Stock Market Crash Bandicoot

Awesome!

This will be a Jeopardy question one day.

 

[msudaisy26]

Stock Market Crash Bandicoot

Awesome!

This will be a Jeopardy question one day.

Under the category Hodge Podge.

Clue: We had one in the 30's in 2008 and to HEMP in 2014, a video game you can play to impress women.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Oh, and video tape of practice. Just because he throws money at crap doesn't mean we have to.

Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMj2eEvPLOM

 

[msudaisy26]

Oh, and video tape of practice. Just because he throws money at crap doesn't mean we have to.

Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMj2eEvPLOM

Em wishes he had an arm like Uncle Rico!

 

[ShaHBucks]

Hoes love them some spaghetti! #brilliant

You should grow a mustache EM. http://www.smashbros.com/images/og/luigi.jpg

 

[Mario Kart]

Em should look to transfer to a North Dakota Walgreens. He should be able to make that $13.50 an hour plus stock options.

 

[fatness]

There's some reason to believe he actually is on a flag football team?

"Mom needs surgery bad. Anyone who donates $50 gets to name her tumor."

 

[Eminence]

Teams cost $550. I can record a video of me practicing. I'll throw in a 40 yard dash just for fun.

I can probably record the games too.

 

[Eminence]

Teams cost $550. I can record a video of me practicing. I'll throw in a 40 yard dash just for fun.

I can probably record the games too.

 

[Eminence]

Teams cost $550. I can record a video of me practicing. I'll throw in a 40 yard dash just for fun.

I can probably record the games too.

 

[TheMagus]

Have you no shame?

 

[Frostillicus]

Can you record the games?

 

[flapgreen]

I can't believe a person like this exists.

 

[northern exposure]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

 

[Eminence]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

 

[jon_mx]

How many threads have you hard deleted? 3? 4? 5? Seriously, what is the deal with that? It has to be a record. You are a young kid and make lots of mistakes. At least you are our there trying. One day you will learn from these and succeed. But for now, man up and laugh at your mistakes. We have all been there.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550....

What flag football league has a $550 fee? How big are your participation trophies? I guess if that covers referee fees, uniforms, and facility rental for the season. Is that $550 a one-time fee for the season?

 

[Rayderr]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550....

What flag football league has a $550 fee? How big are your participation trophies? I guess if that covers referee fees, uniforms, and facility rental for the season. Is that $550 a one-time fee for the season?

$550 for a team seems reasonable. But usually that cost is covered by all of the players paying $X to join. And I'm guessing Em is going to charge people more to join his team and pocket all of the money so he place it all on the Washington Nationals getting 3 home runs in the fifth inning.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550....

What flag football league has a $550 fee? How big are your participation trophies? I guess if that covers referee fees, uniforms, and facility rental for the season. Is that $550 a one-time fee for the season?

$550 for a team seems reasonable. But usually that cost is covered by all of the players paying $X to join. And I'm guessing Em is going to charge people more to join his team and pocket all of the money so he place it all on the Washington Nationals getting 3 home runs in the fifth inning.

Yeah, the number as a lump sum seemed high, but when you consider everything necessary for a good league, split up over 10 or 11 guys, it's reasonable. I was only in one flag football league one time. The inly money I was ever asked to contribute was a few bucks each game for the referees. That's another story, though.

 

[Rayderr]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550....

What flag football league has a $550 fee? How big are your participation trophies? I guess if that covers referee fees, uniforms, and facility rental for the season. Is that $550 a one-time fee for the season?

$550 for a team seems reasonable. But usually that cost is covered by all of the players paying $X to join. And I'm guessing Em is going to charge people more to join his team and pocket all of the money so he place it all on the Washington Nationals getting 3 home runs in the fifth inning.

Yeah, the number as a lump sum seemed high, but when you consider everything necessary for a good league, split up over 10 or 11 guys, it's reasonable. I was only in one flag football league one time. The inly money I was ever asked to contribute was a few bucks each game for the referees. That's another story, though.

From the first flag football league page I found online

​

8 Man Prices Boston: $595 + Ref​

5 Man Prices Boston: $350 +Ref​

5 Man Prices San Francisco $450 + Ref​

*** Ref Fess ONLY $30 a game all Leagues***

From my personal experience, a group of friends would all join and pay together.

But I do think this is all another one of Em's get rich quick schemes.

 

[TxBuckeye]

How many threads have you hard deleted? 3? 4? 5? Seriously, what is the deal with that? It has to be a record. You are a young kid and make lots of mistakes. At least you are our there trying. One day you will learn from these and succeed. But for now, man up and laugh at your mistakes. We have all been there.

Uhm, no. Not where he's been (if any of it were true that is).

 

[fatness]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550.

No, let's not.

 

[jon_mx]

How many threads have you hard deleted? 3? 4? 5? Seriously, what is the deal with that? It has to be a record. You are a young kid and make lots of mistakes. At least you are our there trying. One day you will learn from these and succeed. But for now, man up and laugh at your mistakes. We have all been there.

Uhm, no. Not where he's been (if any of it were true that is).

Not specifically. But we have all been young and dumb. Missing obvious ques from girls. Making financial mistakes. Falling for some get rich quick scheme. But Em brings an excessive arrogance to his stupidity which is pretty rare. He really thinks he has got the world figured out, and yet he could not be further from the truth. He kind of reminds me of the black knight.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550.

No, let's not.

Fine.

 

[jamny]

How many threads have you hard deleted? 3? 4? 5? Seriously, what is the deal with that? It has to be a record. You are a young kid and make lots of mistakes. At least you are our there trying. One day you will learn from these and succeed. But for now, man up and laugh at your mistakes. We have all been there.

Uhm, no. Not where he's been (if any of it were true that is).

Not specifically. But we have all been young and dumb. Missing obvious ques from girls. Making financial mistakes. Falling for some get rich quick scheme. But Em brings an excessive arrogance to his stupidity which is pretty rare. He really thinks he has got the world figured out, and yet he could not be further from the truth. He kind of reminds me of the black knight.

That's his biggest problem. He'll never learn anything because he feels he doesn't need to listen. He has it all figured out. Most of us, at that age, would realize that the best way to get ahead is to listen to the advice of people who have been there, done that. He's already getting a little too old to not have realized that yet.

 

[optionmaven]

Em, who we betting on in the tourney today?? Got anything you really like??

 

[TheIronSheik]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

This whole post is brilliant. From not understanding to how a message board works, to thinking he has a following, topped off with some "lawyer speak" that makes no sense....

OK. I admit it. I'll follow him. This is pure entertainment.

 

[Rayderr]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

This whole post is brilliant. From not understanding to how a message board works, to thinking he has a following, topped off with some "lawyer speak" that makes no sense....

OK. I admit it. I'll follow him. This is pure entertainment.

For the record, laughing at Em is my intellectual property.

 

[Premier]

Intellectual property

 

[msudaisy26]

Let's, for a minute, put aside the fact that you talk about how much money you've lost, then panhandle for $550....

What flag football league has a $550 fee? How big are your participation trophies? I guess if that covers referee fees, uniforms, and facility rental for the season. Is that $550 a one-time fee for the season?

$550 for a team seems reasonable. But usually that cost is covered by all of the players paying $X to join. And I'm guessing Em is going to charge people more to join his team and pocket all of the money so he place it all on the Washington Nationals getting 3 home runs in the fifth inning.

Yeah, the number as a lump sum seemed high, but when you consider everything necessary for a good league, split up over 10 or 11 guys, it's reasonable. I was only in one flag football league one time. The inly money I was ever asked to contribute was a few bucks each game for the referees. That's another story, though.

From the first flag football league page I found online

​

8 Man Prices Boston: $595 + Ref​

5 Man Prices Boston: $350 +Ref​

5 Man Prices San Francisco $450 + Ref​

*** Ref Fess ONLY $30 a game all Leagues***

From my personal experience, a group of friends would all join and pay together.

But I do think this is all another one of Em's get rich quick schemes.

Of course it is. He is going to bet that against his team and the over. He is the quarterback and going to throw pick sixes all day.

 

[BlueDredSo]

I'm going to email all the CEO's of the companies Em has told us to BUY BUY BUY and let them know starting a thread like this and keeping it open is "good for business"

Then I wait for the cash to pile up.

 

[skol asylum]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

Intellectual property? There you go. You can record at least a couple hundred grand on your ledger for that. You can now gamble freely for the next 20 years at least. Brilliant!

 

[TheAristocrat]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

"I don't even post in here anymore man."

The delusion is strong with this one.

 

[matuski]

What a buffoon.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You guys are annoying. Screw all of you!

Follow me on Twitter!

 

[drummer]

What happened to the Bears training camp thread?

 

[-fish-]

if we donate money, will you get breast implants?

 

[Henry Ford]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

Is this a koan?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

if we donate money, will you get breast implants?

"Guys, I'm telling you...If you invest in my Cs now, I'll have them at DDs by October!"

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Have you no shame?

New to his threads? Obviously he has none.

I don't even post in here anymore man. Sorry, I've asked for a Hard Delete. I suppose it would be wise to shut this down at some point and take my crowd somewhere else. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having this thread and the Bandicoot Thread hard deleted. The thread title literally said "Thread Closed".

I guess it's good for business, but I'd rather drive content on a site where at least I could delete or lock my threads. These almost become intellectual property at a certain point. I'm not sure I'm willing to continue to fork it over to Footballguys though.

Just saying.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is this a koan?

I'll be honest, I needed to look this word up.

Koan:a paradox to be meditated upon that is used to train Zen Buddhist monks to abandon ultimate dependence on reason and to force them into gaining sudden intuitive enlightenment

 

[Henry Ford]

Is this a koan?

I'll be honest, I needed to look this word up.

Koan:a paradox to be meditated upon that is used to train Zen Buddhist monks to abandon ultimate dependence on reason and to force them into gaining sudden intuitive enlightenment

Like posting "I don't post in here anymore" in here.

 

[jon_mx]

I usually eat my ice cream out of a waffle koan.