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[RUSF18]

He got the Heat ML right (99-90), but lost the other half on all four (Raptors scored 97, Sixers lost to the Knicks 110-123, and the Nuggets put up 98). Ouch.

The new LHUCKS.

And an impressive job nailing the Heat ML at home against a barely .500 team. What was he laying there...-180?

 

[ntz08]

This guy had no followers yesterday and now almost 600. His 11k+ tweets are vastly more interesting.

 

[mquinnjr]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Toronto Raptors Team Total O 97½ -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Philadelphia 76ers @ New York KnicksTotal U 216 -140 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Philadelphia 76ers Team Total U 99 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

Basketball NBA - Denver Nuggets Team Total O 102 -115 for Game

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 5h

PARLAY ALL THESE LINES WITH THE HEAT ML.

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He got the Heat ML right (99-90), but lost the other half on all four (Raptors scored 97, Sixers lost to the Knicks 110-123, and the Nuggets put up 98). Ouch.

So, since we've been able to track his bets on twitter, his success rate is less than chance. Awesome. Still think you got some special gift Em?

This IS special.

If you faded him, you kept your stake, and are up $300 in profit vs. Em's $ (585) in losses on these plays, laying each to win $100 on the individual plays, and laying $100 on the parlay.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I read one page of this thread (jumped in on page 46, no idea why, just what I picked). There is absolutely no way, no way, that anyone in here can possibly even for one second harbor the thought that any of this is for real, right? Right??

You must not have seen the video.

Is there a link to said video for the lazy?

Its somewhere in the last 15-20 pages of this thread.

 

[sports_fan]

Okay my strategy against Em's... I'm far from a good gambler, but lets see who wins.

Em, my strategy is easy - bet a G every game against the Lakers regardless of spread... Thanks to a ridiculous win against OKC, I'm down a G. Where do you stand?

Lets keep track.

I have a strategy that makes it impossible to lose. I pick out a good looking bet and place one unit. If that hits, I pick another and bet another unit. If it doesn't hit, I double down my next bet and continue doubling down until I win that original bet back. Then start again at one unit. Impossible to lose, I just keep making money one unit at a time.

Sounds similar to the cancellation system.

 

[Mario Kart]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mens-wearhouse-buy-jos-bank-163300549.html

Near the bottom of the article...

Investors were eager for the two companies to reach a deal. Hedge Fund Eminence Capital, which owns nearly 10% of Men's Wearhouse and nearly 5% of Jos. A. Bank, was on record as saying a merger was in the best interest of shareholders of both companies.

Jos. A. Bank took numerous steps to fight off the offers from Men's Wearhouse. In February it announced a deal to buy outdoor clothing company Eddie Bauer for $825 million in cash and stock. But with Tuesday's announcement, that deal was terminated.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Check out @Eminence_FB's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Eminence_FB/status/443511219777835009

PACERS OVER 102.5. IF THIS DOESN'T HIT, I'M DONE WITH BASKETBALL FOR THE SEASON.

Pacers - 94

And boom goes the dynamite.

 

[Slapdash]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mens-wearhouse-buy-jos-bank-163300549.html

Near the bottom of the article...

Investors were eager for the two companies to reach a deal. Hedge Fund Eminence Capital, which owns nearly 10% of Men's Wearhouse and nearly 5% of Jos. A. Bank, was on record as saying a merger was in the best interest of shareholders of both companies.

Jos. A. Bank took numerous steps to fight off the offers from Men's Wearhouse. In February it announced a deal to buy outdoor clothing company Eddie Bauer for $825 million in cash and stock. But with Tuesday's announcement, that deal was terminated.

So now Em is going to be sued too? Guess those credit card assets will come in handy..

 

[Binky The Doormat]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mens-wearhouse-buy-jos-bank-163300549.html

Near the bottom of the article...

Investors were eager for the two companies to reach a deal. Hedge Fund Eminence Capital, which owns nearly 10% of Men's Wearhouse and nearly 5% of Jos. A. Bank, was on record as saying a merger was in the best interest of shareholders of both companies.

Jos. A. Bank took numerous steps to fight off the offers from Men's Wearhouse. In February it announced a deal to buy outdoor clothing company Eddie Bauer for $825 million in cash and stock. But with Tuesday's announcement, that deal was terminated.

So now Em is going to be sued too? Guess those credit card assets will come in handy..

Off topic but I don't care - I am concerned that Men's Wearhouse is going to #### up the quality of JosABank dress shirts.

 

[Slapdash]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mens-wearhouse-buy-jos-bank-163300549.html

Near the bottom of the article...

Investors were eager for the two companies to reach a deal. Hedge Fund Eminence Capital, which owns nearly 10% of Men's Wearhouse and nearly 5% of Jos. A. Bank, was on record as saying a merger was in the best interest of shareholders of both companies.

Jos. A. Bank took numerous steps to fight off the offers from Men's Wearhouse. In February it announced a deal to buy outdoor clothing company Eddie Bauer for $825 million in cash and stock. But with Tuesday's announcement, that deal was terminated.

So now Em is going to be sued too? Guess those credit card assets will come in handy..

Off topic but I don't care - I am concerned that Men's Wearhouse is going to #### up the quality of JosABank dress shirts.

Agreed. And their constant 5 for $100 deals on those...

 

[belljr]

I need his bets so I can go costanza opposite

 

[Henry Ford]

Check out @Eminence_FB's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Eminence_FB/status/443511219777835009

PACERS OVER 102.5. IF THIS DOESN'T HIT, I'M DONE WITH BASKETBALL FOR THE SEASON.

Pacers - 94And boom goes the dynamite.

How to tell if you have a gambling problem: I'm done with betting basketball for the season" seems like a commitment not to gamble.

And you can't keep it.

 

[StrikeS2k]

Bump. Not sure who to bet on tonight. Need some Emvice.

 

[Sarnoff]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

I have enough money to pay for school. I can cash in $600 of my Walgreens stock on the 31st of this month.

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

Well, burned through some money and feel better now.

 

[DocHolliday]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

I have enough money to pay for school. I can cash in $600 of my Walgreens stock on the 31st of this month.

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

Well, burned through some money and feel better now.

Everyone feels better after burning through money.

 

[Rayderr]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

I have enough money to pay for school. I can cash in $600 of my Walgreens stock on the 31st of this month.

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

Well, burned through some money and feel better now.

Everyone feels better after burning through money.

He has money to burn. He makes $1,600 a month!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Update?

 

[Henry Ford]

Update?

Still annoying.

 

[Rayderr]

Update?

Surprisingly no updates since the 11th. Don't know how he expects to keep all his twitter followers if he goes days without posting.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this thread is basically just staying alive to track his tweets now?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

this thread is basically just staying alive to track his tweets now?

Don't do it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

this thread is basically just staying alive to track his tweets now?

Don't do it.

 

[StrikeS2k]

So I requested Em's help yesterday on what picks to make on last night's NBA games, and he didn't respond. Even checked his Twitter feed for some help but to no avail. I had to go it on my own but thankfully I won 5 out of 7 bets. Hopefully Em won't leave me hangin' going forward.

 

[Tom Servo]

So I requested Em's help yesterday on what picks to make on last night's NBA games, and he didn't respond. Even checked his Twitter feed for some help but to no avail. I had to go it on my own but thankfully I won 5 out of 7 bets. Hopefully Em won't leave me hangin' going forward.

He's done betting on basketball for season. You're out of luck, dude...

 

[mquinnjr]

this thread is basically just staying alive to track his tweets now?

Don't do it.

 

[Rayderr]

I think at this point we have to assume the worst... His mother grounded him for gambling away his tuition money.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

I have enough money to pay for school. I can cash in $600 of my Walgreens stock on the 31st of this month.

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Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h

Well, burned through some money and feel better now.

Everyone feels better after burning through money.

I actually light it on fire... That is what makes me happiest.

 

[TheIronSheik]

OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

 

[AwesomeAuger]

OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Wearing the Walgreens vest is classic

This dude is winning the interent.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I don't know what girls like. It won't be hard to impress her

 

[AwesomeAuger]

"I don't know what girls like" - Em

 

[Henry Ford]

OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

"The only reason you think I have a gambling problem is that I didn't have the willpower to walk away up over 1000% and instead lost all that money and another 1000% of it."

Very astute.

 

[TheIronSheik]

OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

"The only reason you think I have a gambling problem is that I didn't have the willpower to walk away up over 1000% and instead lost all that money and another 1000% of it."

Very astute.

Yeah. The whole time he was explaining that I was thinking, "Is he making a case for or against him having a gambling problem?" Because I, personally, thought he made a pretty strong case for the prosecution on that one.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wearing the Walgreens vest is classic

This dude is winning the interent.

At first I thought it was funny because I thought he was dressing up to look more professional while delivering that speech. Then I saw the Walgreens logo.

I will subscribe to his website as long as he keeps putting stuff like this out.

 

[Henry Ford]

The only reason you think I have a drinking problem is that I didn't stop drinking at 8 beers when I was having fun, and instead had another 12, vomited, and drank 12 more before ending up in the back seat of a cop car with a piece of a stranger's ear in my mouth.

If I'd stopped after the 8th beer, you'd be saying I was the man. So there.

 

[Mario Kart]

No views

 

[Brony]

I did watch the video, so I guess he's cool after all. I stand corrected.

 

[Henry Ford]

I did watch the video, so I guess he's cool after all. I stand corrected.

I did, too. Now I'm going to go watch a video of a monkey masturbating on a tire swing.

 

[Sarnoff]

Mentioning you hit "rock bottom in your life" is a weird way to start a job application video.

 

[Henry Ford]

I will say this - he ties a very acceptable knot in his tie. Assuming he tied that himself.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, the "valence over mini blinds" look is confusing me.

 

[Sarnoff]

I will say this - he ties a very acceptable knot in his tie. Assuming he tied that himself.

At 22, Woz still had all his ties pre-tied by his mom. Looks like Em may have finally surpassed Woz in at least this one area.

 

[TheAristocrat]

OMG!

I was not disappointed in checking his Twitter one time before I left for the weekend.

A message from Em.

I'm 90 seconds in and already peed my pants.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Forget the sports gambling and work on your music career. Awesome stuff

 

[jamny]

Other videos

 

[jamny]

Happy Friday!

 

[jamny]

Did he send a link to this to Jamie Dimon?

 

[Brony]

Other videos

How does Army Man have 1,141 views???

 

[Premier]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDrtkgFMik