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[Henry Ford]

The worst part is, he's now going to try to gamble his way into enough money to pay that $1800.

 

[mquinnjr]

The worst part is, he's now going to try to gamble his way into enough money to pay that $1800.

I know of one way this problem can be solved. Will only take about 8 hours of Em's time.

 

[TheAristocrat]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why losing $300 matters when you make $1600 a month.

- John D. Rockefeller

 

[TheIronSheik]

There's a quote by a famous American that goes something like this:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why losing $300 matters when you make $1600 a month. - Henry Ford

 

[Rayderr]

Eminence

 

[Henry Ford]

Eminence

Oh, come on. There's no such thing as an $1,800 bill. Who's on it, Jefferson Davis?

 

[Andrew74]

Might want to read some economic history before throwing out "bad economy" excuses in response to someone's fortunes in 1982.

 

[Tom Servo]

Eminence

Oh, come on. There's no such thing as an $1,800 bill. Who's on it, Jefferson Davis?

I thought it was you.

 

[jon_mx]

I am still not sure if Em considers the $1800 bill an asset or a debt?

 

[Henry Ford]

Eminence

Oh, come on. There's no such thing as an $1,800 bill. Who's on it, Jefferson Davis?

I thought it was you.

It is, I just like to make people look it up.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 23m

Just realized I owe $1,800 before I can even register for classes next session...

Time to update the statement of net assets.

ASSETS: HARD DELETED

 

[TheIronSheik]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 23m

Just realized I owe $1,800 before I can even register for classes next session...

Time to update the statement of net assets.

ASSETS: HARD DELETED

No worries. In a couple of months he'll have his associates degree and be making the big bucks. Money will not be an object. All he has to do is wait until then, and then he can pay this bill to go to school.

 

[DocHolliday]

This guy is working towards his accounting degree. How does he not keep track of his limited finances?

 

[Sarnoff]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 4

Pacers O 101 is a great play for tonight against the Golden State Warriors.

Result: Loss (96)

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 4

Heat O 106 seems like a pretty decent play as well. The Rockets score a lot of points, should be a shootout.

Result: Loss (103)

 

[jon_mx]

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 4

Pacers O 101 is a great play for tonight against the Golden State Warriors.

Result: Loss (96)

Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 4

Heat O 106 seems like a pretty decent play as well. The Rockets score a lot of points, should be a shootout.

Result: Loss (103)

Old news. He lost $340 on those two games. Both teams missed last second shot which would have won it for him.

 

[Slapdash]

Can someone PM when this thread opens again?

 

[phrozen]

If first you don't succeed, buy some more HEMP - Abraham Lincoln

 

[jon_mx]

HEMP was down to 0.10 earlier.....The smart money is waiting for the 0.08 cent mark to reload.

 

[Sarnoff]

For those playing at home...

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 6m
   Boy, that LeSean McCoy sure is a good football player. Don't know how anybody couldn't see that...
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7m
   PARLAY OF THE DAY: Indiana Pacers +4 Indiana Pacers @ Houston Rockets Total O 201 LOSS (86-112)
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks @ New Orleans Pelicans Total O 203. WIN (104-112)
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +290. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +7½. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Brooklyn Nets Team Total O 100. LOSS (84-91)
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Utah Jazz @ New York Knicks Total O 197. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Basketball NBA - Utah Jazz ML +250. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Memphis Grizzlies @ Chicago Bulls Total O 180. LOSS (85-77)
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11m
    Memphis Grizzlies +2. WIN (85-77)
    
    

2 wins, 7 losses.

 

[SacramentoBob]

For those playing at home...

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 6m
   Boy, that LeSean McCoy sure is a good football player. Don't know how anybody couldn't see that...
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7m
   PARLAY OF THE DAY: Indiana Pacers +4 Indiana Pacers @ Houston Rockets Total O 201 LOSS (86-112)
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks @ New Orleans Pelicans Total O 203. WIN (104-112)
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +290. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +7½. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Brooklyn Nets Team Total O 100. LOSS (84-91)
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Utah Jazz @ New York Knicks Total O 197. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Basketball NBA - Utah Jazz ML +250. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Memphis Grizzlies @ Chicago Bulls Total O 180. LOSS (85-77)
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11m
    Memphis Grizzlies +2. WIN (85-77)
    
    

2 wins, 7 losses.

Eminence vs azcards33 gamble off?

 

[jon_mx]

Subscribe!

 

[lbouchard]

For those playing at home...

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 6m
   Boy, that LeSean McCoy sure is a good football player. Don't know how anybody couldn't see that...
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7m
   PARLAY OF THE DAY: Indiana Pacers +4 Indiana Pacers @ Houston Rockets Total O 201 LOSS (86-112)
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks @ New Orleans Pelicans Total O 203. WIN (104-112)
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +290. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +7½. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Brooklyn Nets Team Total O 100. LOSS (84-91)
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Utah Jazz @ New York Knicks Total O 197. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Basketball NBA - Utah Jazz ML +250. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Memphis Grizzlies @ Chicago Bulls Total O 180. LOSS (85-77)
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11m
    Memphis Grizzlies +2. WIN (85-77)
    
    

2 wins, 7 losses.

 

[Rayderr]

The latest from Em

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   The weather is getting nicer.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   Oof.
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   I think I'm going to shave my head.
   
   
   
4. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 3
   My dog just pissed all over my carpet. :(
   
   
   
   
5. Scooter Musthavit ‏@ScootrMustHavIt Mar 4
   @Eminence_FB has he ever taken a dump on your chest?
   
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   @ScootrMustHavIt wtf?
   
   

 

[TheAristocrat]

The latest from Em

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   The weather is getting nicer.
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   Oof.
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   I think I'm going to shave my head.
   
   
   
4. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB Mar 3
   My dog just pissed all over my carpet. :(
   
   
   
   
5. Scooter Musthavit ‏@ScootrMustHavIt Mar 4
   @Eminence_FB has he ever taken a dump on your chest?
   
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 18h
   @ScootrMustHavIt wtf?
   
   

 

[jon_mx]

Who is going to fess up to being scoote?

 

[DocHolliday]

For those playing at home...

• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 6m
  
  Boy, that LeSean McCoy sure is a good football player. Don't know how anybody couldn't see that...
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7m
  
  PARLAY OF THE DAY: Indiana Pacers +4 Indiana Pacers @ Houston Rockets Total O 201 LOSS (86-112)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
  
  Milwaukee Bucks @ New Orleans Pelicans Total O 203. WIN (104-112)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
  
  Milwaukee Bucks +290. LOSS (104-112)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
  
  Milwaukee Bucks +7½. LOSS (104-112)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
  
  Brooklyn Nets Team Total O 100. LOSS (84-91)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
  
  Utah Jazz @ New York Knicks Total O 197. LOSS (81-108)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
  
  Basketball NBA - Utah Jazz ML +250. LOSS (81-108)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
  
  Memphis Grizzlies @ Chicago Bulls Total O 180. LOSS (85-77)
  
• Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11m
  
  Memphis Grizzlies +2. WIN (85-77)
  

2 wins, 7 losses.

Don't jump Em.

 

[drummer]

What happened to his Bears camp thread at the Pool?

 

[jon_mx]

First The floor falls out of HEMP. Then a $585 loss bet. Then $340 worth of lost bets. Then an $1800 college loan bill. Now a 2-7 night. Em's net worth has taken a serious hit. Hopefully more credit card offers are on their way.

 

[Slapdash]

Em should just max out a bunch of credit cards to buy very long dated options and declare bankruptcy at this point.

 

[StrikeS2k]

This thread is still OPEN??? Can a mod please change the thread title to something more accurate if EM refuses to do so. TIA.

 

[The Kerminator]

First The floor falls out of HEMP. Then a $585 loss bet. Then $340 worth of lost bets. Then an $1800 college loan bill. Now a 2-7 night. Em's net worth has taken a serious hit. Hopefully more credit card offers are on their way.

Don't forget his friend John sleeping with his fantasy girlfriend.

Tough week for Your Eminence. Don't worry little guy. Hang in there. I'm sure if you ask and do a little extra around the house Mom will bump up your allowance.

 

[Andrew74]

Don't give up now. Take a cash advance from a credit card or two, put it in your brokerage account, then margin up HEMP.

 

[Limp Ditka]

For those playing at home...

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 6m
   Boy, that LeSean McCoy sure is a good football player. Don't know how anybody couldn't see that...
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 7m
   PARLAY OF THE DAY: Indiana Pacers +4 Indiana Pacers @ Houston Rockets Total O 201 LOSS (86-112)
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks @ New Orleans Pelicans Total O 203. WIN (104-112)
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +290. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 9m
   Milwaukee Bucks +7½. LOSS (104-112)
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Brooklyn Nets Team Total O 100. LOSS (84-91)
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Utah Jazz @ New York Knicks Total O 197. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Basketball NBA - Utah Jazz ML +250. LOSS (81-108)
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 10m
   Memphis Grizzlies @ Chicago Bulls Total O 180. LOSS (85-77)
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11m
    Memphis Grizzlies +2. WIN (85-77)
    
    

2 wins, 7 losses.

Eminence vs azcards33 gamble off?

 

[jon_mx]

Bad gambling picks can be just as good as good pick.

 

[Rayderr]

The latest.

1. Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Indiana Pacers @ Dallas MavericksTotal O 197 -110 for Game
   
   
   
2. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Toronto Raptors @ Minnesota TimberwolvesTotal O 206½ -110 for Game
   
   
   
3. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Los Angeles Lakers Team Total O 109 -115 for Game
   
   
   
4. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Basketball NBA - Miami Heat Team Total O 96½ -115 for Game
   
   
   
5. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Los Angeles Kings @ Edmonton OilersTotal U 5 -105 for Game
   
   
   
6. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - St Louis Blues -120 for Game
   
   
   
7. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Detroit Red Wings @ New York RangersTotal O 5 -130 for Game
   
   
   
8. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 2h
   Ice Hockey NHL - Boston Bruins -155 for Game
   
   
   
9. 
   Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 11h
   New York Knicks Team Total O 101
   
   
   
10. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
    Charlotte Bobcats Team Total O 89
    
    
    
11. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 12h
    Milwaukee Bucks Team Total O 99
    
    
    
12. Retweeted by Eminence
    Just Imp. ‏@ImpZilla 14h
    I bet Cherry Valance was a minx in the sack.
    
    
    
13. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
    You can't solve a problem you don't know exists.
    
    
    
14. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 16h
    It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted.
    
    
    
15. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    Ottawa Senators @ Winnipeg JetsTotal U 5½ -110 for Game
    
    
    
16. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues @ Colorado AvalancheTotal O 5½ +120 for Game
    
    
    
17. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues -1½ +250 for Game
    
    
    
18. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    Winnipeg Jets - ML
    
    
    
19. 
    Eminence ‏@Eminence_FB 17h
    St Louis Blues - ML
    
    

 

[jon_mx]

So is the play here to put $100 on the opposite side of each of those?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Got be honest Em, not getting what I need out of this twitter feed.

 

[Mario Kart]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

 

[Rayderr]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

 

[Henry Ford]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

"Money Line"

 

[sports_fan]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

Money line. He's betting on them to win.

 

[jon_mx]

It's a tough situation when you're being short-sighted because you lack the knowledge that you're being short-sighted.

 

[Mario Kart]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

ML = moneyline... If the ML is (-110), I bet $100 to get $110. If the ML is +240, I bet $100 to get $240. The first bet is a toss up, the second bet is a long shot.And, all you haters are going to crash and burn when Em rights this ship. He is playing the Martyr role here. Em will rise again. From Walgreens stock boy to millionaire financial advisor by day and accountant by night. He will make fools out of the lot of you.

 

[Rayderr]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

Money line. He's betting on them to win..

In that case, he was 1 for 5 on his NHL picks last night

 

[sports_fan]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

ML = moneyline... If the ML is (-110), I bet $100 to get $110. If the ML is +240, I bet $100 to get $240. The first bet is a toss up, the second bet is a long shot.And, all you haters are going to crash and burn when Em rights this ship. He is playing the Martyr role here. Em will rise again. From Walgreens stock boy to millionaire financial advisor by day and accountant by night. He will make fools out of the lot of you.

You mean beat $110 to get $100, right?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

Raptors vs Twolves O206 looks pretty good. But if he is confident on the total going over, he should also be betting the Twolves to win.

 

[jon_mx]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

Money line. He's betting on them to win..

In that case, he was 1 for 5 on his NHL picks last night

Em is ....just bet against his picks.

 

[jon_mx]

I feel bad for Em. He is getting burned financially lately, and is gambling with CC debt is really hurting him. He needs help. He has a job and is living at home, so he is OK.....but he is digging himself a hole.

 

[rct]

What happened to his Bears camp thread at the Pool?

It suddenly disappeared so I guess that one of the mods deleted it - although probably not the same "mystery" moderator who previously had removed about a dozen posts for supposed thread hijacking, as I assume he would have done that again.

 

[Mario Kart]

So, I don't bet on games. Have had the urge but never have. Are those good bets or what?

And, betting on the Bucks is just asking for trouble. lol

I'm not familiar with some of the terms he's using (ML specifically) as I'm not a gambler either, but it looks like he whiffed on his other 3 NHL bets if I'm reading it right.

ML = moneyline... If the ML is (-110), I bet $100 to get $110. If the ML is +240, I bet $100 to get $240. The first bet is a toss up, the second bet is a long shot.And, all you haters are going to crash and burn when Em rights this ship. He is playing the Martyr role here. Em will rise again. From Walgreens stock boy to millionaire financial advisor by day and accountant by night. He will make fools out of the lot of you.

You mean beat $110 to get $100, right?

Yeah, when I reread it, it didn't compute to me. On a phone so that is always fun posting/editing.