What's the best prank your buddies have played on you? (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

I got off pretty easy compared to some of the stories I'm expecting, but it's still kinda funny.

I just thought of this today, as a matter of fact. My best friend growing up went to college in Vermont, so one weekend a few of us drove up there to hang out for a few days. Went to this club filled with good looking college girls. I went to take a piss, and when I came back, two of my buddies pointed out these two smokin' hot girls, and said they came over to ask about me while I was in the bathroom. I had a huge ego at the time (can you believe it?), so I didn't think twice about it.

I sauntered over to them on the dance floor like I was Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

Me, to Girl #1: "Hey... wanna dance?"

Girl #1: "No."

Me, to Girl #2: "How about you?"

Girl #2: "No. We're waiting for our boyfriends"

I do the walk of shame back to my buddies, who are practically on the floor laughing. Turns out that while I was in the bathroom, they asked the same girls to dance, and got shot down with the boyfriend line. So they knew they were sending me into an ambush. God love 'em.

I was pissed about it at the time, but had to laugh later. To the girls' credit, their boyfriends did arrive within minutes, so they weren't lying.

Whatcha got???

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[TxBuckeye]

It involved a blond gal and a playstation...

 

[fantasycurse42]

In Australia we got a buddy all liquored up and got him to swim in a billabong filled with crocodiles... Haven't seen him since

Good times

 

[Raider Nation]

I predict Evilgrin will win this thread.

 

[ChiefD]

My brother tells me this one from a couple of his college buddies:

He was living in a dorm, and it was the kind with the community shower. Anyone, one day one of his friends was in the shower, so the guys roommate went down there and grabbed all of his clothes. After much cursing, he had to do the dreaded walk of shame back to his room.

About 30 days later, the guy who took the clothes was developing the film in his camera. After about 20 pictures, there is one taken by the guy whose clothes he stole - with his toothbrush sticking out of his butt.

The same toothbrush he had been using for the last 30 days.

 

[Fennis]

and I woke up in a tub of ice with my kidneys removed

 

[Raider Nation]

The ol' ass-toothbrush gag is never not funny. Unless it happened to you.

 

[MAC_32]

I invited some friends over after closing time, but a woman got my attention on the way out. This was before texting and I wasn't answering my phone as they called. I had also left the house unlocked so they let themselves in, which is not unusual, but then they decided to have some fun. Unloading all the shaving cream in the house under my bed sheets. Little did they know I brought someone home with me. To their credit, they kept the secret the whole two hours of after hours. When it was time to seal the deal, well...lets just stay she didn't stick around after getting a glob of shaving cream under her skirt. Oh well, if she couldn't handle a little shaving cream prank I doubt she'd have been that great anyway. Plus she gave me a hell of a story.

 

[Wrigley]

Sent a letter in requesting information on NAMBLA in the name of a good friend.

Pretty sure he's still getting correspondence from them.

 

[mvp2112]

One of my buddies had a stray cat hanging around his porch. He certainly did not want this, as he has three daughters, and did not want them getting attached to the critter. Friendly cat, but his wife was allergic. So, I head to petsmart and purchase a collar and name tag. Proceed to engrave the name and phone number of a second buddy onto the tag. Also engrave the cats name, which is now 'Mr. Nipples.'

I deliver collar and name tag to buddy number 1. He catches the friendly cat, attaches the collar, and delivers the cat the buddy #2's neighborhood. Heh.

Fast forward two days, and hilarity ensues.

 

[Somebody]

Happened to a fraternity brother who had pissed off a sorority. IIRC he was dating one of them, cheated on her, and so then she and her sisters wanted to get back at him. At one of our parties when he was pretty drunk he hooked up with a girl and her friend. He took them up to his room and they started going at it. He was thrilled since he thought he was about to live every guys dream. They sat him down on a chair and tied his hands behind his back and to the chair. They then take his pants off, still making him think his dream is coming true. They then take out some lotion from one of their purses and start rubbing it all over his legs and all over. However, it wasn't lotion, it was glue and he was a very hairy guy. He wasn't as hairy after that.

 

[massraider]

Didn't happen to me, but I was there.

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My buddy, his girlfriend, and I were driving down the Jersey Turnpike late at night. We pulled off at one of those mega gas stations. There were a bunch of semi trailers round the backside filling up, and one was facing the 'wrong' way, lights still on. My buddy was driving, his girl was shotgun, asleep, and I was in the back. He looked over his shoulder, gave me a look, then came in hot right towards the semi, going about 25 or 30 mph, screaming. Soon as the girl started to wake up, he slams on the brakes, still screaming.

Man, he got her good. Her reaction was better than could be expected, and he and I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes. She actually made us turn around, and head back to the city. She was so miserable on the ride home. Every time she would calm down, my buddy would catch my eye in his rearview, and we'd fall out again. Pretty sure he didn't ever see her again.

 

[Raider Nation]

Cruel, man.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

In college, one of my frat brothers pissed in another's cologne. He finally let the other guy in on the joke...after 3 months

 

[VA703]

Nair in a shampoo bottle.. APRIL FOOLS!

 

[Spin]

Buddy of mine put my car up for sale on craigslist for about 5k less than it should have been. I got woken up at 6:15 by someone calling asking if I still was selling my car, "???? huh? no" *click*. Got about 5-6 texts over the next 15 minutes and another call. Got the guy to tell me where he saw it for sale and I knew who it was instantly after reading the ad. Called my buddy who was laughing hysterically as soon as he answered the phone.

I regifted the prank for aprils fool this year to my little brother. He got 21 texts and 7 calls before he figured it out. Good times, good times.

 

[mon]

This was about 25 years ago. I was beating my buddies azzes in pool as usual and I guess they got tired of it. So we all started doing shots, only they got the bartender to give them shots of water and me tequila. They took care of me afterwards though, and didn't let me drive. Then they bought me late night breakfast at Denny's. I just sort of sat there in a coma and couldn't eat much. After that, I threw up in their car.

 

[Connections]

1) First year in college: I had previously stolen a fire extinguisher from one of the buildings and set it off in my dorm bathroom while drunk -- haha, no biggie, I clean it up the next day. A buddy of mine with whom we would exchange minor pranks on occasion decided to mess with me. He calls the dean and makes an appointment for me regarding some inane issue. He then proceeds to have one of his dorm buddies call me posing as a staff member from the dean's office. His buddy gives me the staff member's name, phone number, and meeting place/date, and that they want to meet me to discuss the fire extinguisher incident and that expulsion was a possibility.

I was ####ting for hours -- I looked up all the info that the "staff member" had given me, and it checked out -- I was thinking I was going to be expelled, while had I gone to the meeting the dean's office would be thinking I was there for some minor issue. Thankfully my buddy let me off the hook and fessed up before too long because I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

2) Another time in high school (25-30 yrs ago): I went to a buddy's place on a Friday to pick him up at his place. He's upstairs getting ready and tells me to grab a beer. 2 beers later and I'm wondering what was taking him so long -- apparently, he was on the phone waiting until the "time was right". We get in the car and start driving through his neighborhood when a cop flashes his lights and pulls me over. Being a high school kid I was panicking while the cop comes to the car with his flashlight in my face. I reach for the glove compartment to get my registration, etc. when the other cop (passenger side -- also with a flashlight) shouts "He's going for a gun!". I start shouting "No! No!", with my hands up when everyone starts laughing. It was other buddies of mine, one of whom had managed to get one of those lights for the top of his car. Between the light, the flashlights in my eyes, and my buddy who made me even more panicky ("Take deep breaths really fast before they come to the car and give you a breathalyzer!"), I was sh##ing my pants.

 

[sublimeone]

Buddy of mine stole a vibrator out of some girls room we were partying with. We put it in the 1 gallon milk jug he used to chug out of. He drank about half the gallon before he realized it. It was white, and he thought it was a piece of ice.

The best prank was a "packet" we put together for this paranoid guy at work (when we were in high school). We spent months putting together information about our secret organization. We were trying to recruit him etc… we included all sorts of conspiratorial type stuff and left it in a manilla envelope on his car. To say he freaked the f out would be a vast understatement. We never owned up to it.

Another time, a buddy of ours worked at a small furniture store. He was the only one there in the evenings. Me and another buddy went around to the back of the building and chucked two heads of cabbage against the door. Then we went to the gas station and called him, when he answered we would say "cabbage…." in a real creepy, drawn out sort of way. He would then ask us who we were, threaten us etc…. but all we would say was "cabbage…" We called him randomly for months doing this.

 

[Zow]

This is embarrassing (although not surprising), but freshman year of college I took a lot of crap from my friends in my dorm about wasting too much time talking to a girl from my hometown who was still in HS and not trying to date or hook up with college girls. My one buddy was dating a girl who brought friends over to all hang out with us one night. She had a girl in her group, a brunette swimmer. I wasn't all jumpy&quo about her, but I told my buddy I thought she was hot. He tells me that she mentioned she liked me and wanted me to call her. I was skeptical, but I did give her a call with my buddies' insistence - and with them all in the room. She was nice on the phone and we set up a "date" for the next night (a Friday night) to have dinner at a place on campus (her suggestion). Things seemed all good.

That night, at probably like 3 AM, the three guys who had basically set this all up spent about two hours hanging balloons, photos of me, and large posters announcing that I had my first date in college. While my dorm room door was the most covered in balloon propaganda, these #######s put posters and pictures up all over the inside and outside of the three story dorm. Our dorm was position in the relatively center of campus and right next to the bus stop, making the visibility very prevalent for hundreds of people. To make matters worse, neither my roommate or I had early class the next morning so we were both sleeping in and didn't wake up until we heard laughter out our door. When I realized what they had done I quickly tried to take everything down, but it was still a good hour or so too late (since classes started at 8 AM and it was about 9:00) and I missed some on the outside of the building. So, needless to say a large number of people new I had a date that night and it was the first one for me while in college.

Nonetheless, I do my best to shake it off, get through the day, and put my game face on for the date. During the course of the day I took a lot of #### from some and genuine support from others cheering me on. However, when I showed up for the date, she was nowhere to be found. I sat that for about 30 minutes by myself, really just thankful I didn't let my buddies convince me to bring a flower or gift or something (which they tried to do all day). I headed over to the computer lab, jumped on AIM, and IMed her friend… who quizzically asked me why I thought I'd have a date with the girl given that she had a swim meet that night. I go back to my dorm with my buddies waiting for me with tons of alcohol to console me after the few minutes of laughing when they explained it was all a set up and the girl was in on it. To be honest, I wasn't nearly as upset as I should have been and got over it pretty quickly. The worst part of the entire experience, frankly, was the rest of the school year where I would be intermittently approached by people asking if I was the date guy and to tell them how it went.

Epilogue: I did get some mild "revenge" on the girl several years later. I was in law school and ran into her at a bar in St. Paul. She approached me, apologized, and actually asked if we could try a real date. A few moments later the ex came back over to find me and I got to introduce the girl who pranked me to my much more attractive girlfriend.

 

[McGarnicle]

I signed up my boss for a gay dating site. Made me laugh but would have been better if he ever mentioned it around the office.

 

[VA703]

I signed up my boss for a gay dating site. Made me laugh but would have been better if he ever mentioned it around the office.

I use to make fake ads on craigslist casual encounters male for male for some of my friends.. was hilarious hearing their phones ring nonstop and hearing him freak out

 

[VA703]

slipped a hallucinogenic in a friends drink

 

[mquinnjr]

This is embarrassing (although not surprising), but freshman year of college I took a lot of crap from my friends in my dorm about wasting too much time talking to a girl from my hometown who was still in HS and not trying to date or hook up with college girls. My one buddy was dating a girl who brought friends over to all hang out with us one night. She had a girl in her group, a brunette swimmer. I wasn't all jumpy&quo about her, but I told my buddy I thought she was hot. He tells me that she mentioned she liked me and wanted me to call her. I was skeptical, but I did give her a call with my buddies' insistence - and with them all in the room. She was nice on the phone and we set up a "date" for the next night (a Friday night) to have dinner at a place on campus (her suggestion). Things seemed all good.

That night, at probably like 3 AM, the three guys who had basically set this all up spent about two hours hanging balloons, photos of me, and large posters announcing that I had my first date in college. While my dorm room door was the most covered in balloon propaganda, these #######s put posters and pictures up all over the inside and outside of the three story dorm. Our dorm was position in the relatively center of campus and right next to the bus stop, making the visibility very prevalent for hundreds of people. To make matters worse, neither my roommate or I had early class the next morning so we were both sleeping in and didn't wake up until we heard laughter out our door. When I realized what they had done I quickly tried to take everything down, but it was still a good hour or so too late (since classes started at 8 AM and it was about 9:00) and I missed some on the outside of the building. So, needless to say a large number of people new I had a date that night and it was the first one for me while in college.

Nonetheless, I do my best to shake it off, get through the day, and put my game face on for the date. During the course of the day I took a lot of #### from some and genuine support from others cheering me on. However, when I showed up for the date, she was nowhere to be found. I sat that for about 30 minutes by myself, really just thankful I didn't let my buddies convince me to bring a flower or gift or something (which they tried to do all day). I headed over to the computer lab, jumped on AIM, and IMed her friend… who quizzically asked me why I thought I'd have a date with the girl given that she had a swim meet that night. I go back to my dorm with my buddies waiting for me with tons of alcohol to console me after the few minutes of laughing when they explained it was all a set up and the girl was in on it. To be honest, I wasn't nearly as upset as I should have been and got over it pretty quickly. The worst part of the entire experience, frankly, was the rest of the school year where I would be intermittently approached by people asking if I was the date guy and to tell them how it went.

Epilogue: I did get some mild "revenge" on the girl several years later. I was in law school and ran into her at a bar in St. Paul. She approached me, apologized, and actually asked if we could try a real date. A few moments later the ex came back over to find me and I got to introduce the girl who pranked me to my much more attractive girlfriend.

And BOOM goes the dynamite.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Buddy of mine stole a vibrator out of some girls room we were partying with. We put it in the 1 gallon milk jug he used to chug out of. He drank about half the gallon before he realized it. It was white, and he thought it was a piece of ice.

The best prank was a "packet" we put together for this paranoid guy at work (when we were in high school). We spent months putting together information about our secret organization. We were trying to recruit him etc… we included all sorts of conspiratorial type stuff and left it in a manilla envelope on his car. To say he freaked the f out would be a vast understatement. We never owned up to it.

Another time, a buddy of ours worked at a small furniture store. He was the only one there in the evenings. Me and another buddy went around to the back of the building and chucked two heads of cabbage against the door. Then we went to the gas station and called him, when he answered we would say "cabbage…." in a real creepy, drawn out sort of way. He would then ask us who we were, threaten us etc…. but all we would say was "cabbage…" We called him randomly for months doing this.

these are all great

 

[ChiefD]

I signed up my boss for a gay dating site. Made me laugh but would have been better if he ever mentioned it around the office.

I use to make fake ads on craigslist casual encounters male for male for some of my friends.. was hilarious hearing their phones ring nonstop and hearing him freak out

Back in college we posted a flyer at the laundromat for one of my buddies looking for male romantic encounters. We added those tabs at the bottom with the phone number: kind of like those apartment flyers. We went to school in a small town, so as far as I know there weren't a whole lot of gay fellers around.

So anyway, we're sitting around one Sunday watching the Chiefs game, and the phone rings. This is before cell phones, so we were all in the living room listening to him answer the phone. So we hear him say:

"Yeah, this is Jimmy."

"What was that?"

"You want what?"

At this point, we're dying, because we know exactly what that was about. His face is turning redder and redder by the minute.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

driving with friend

accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick

we both laugh and I unzip his pants

park the car while fondling his balls

friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke

start sucking his #### on this empty parking lot

almost choke on his #### because I'm laughing so hard

friend is also laughing his ### off

he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"

he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid ######

kiss my friend and call him a ###### while laughing

 

[jb1020]

slipped a hallucinogenic in a friends drink

I willingly participated in this at a concert with my buddy once.

Him: you want some acid (it was the liquid on a sweet tart)?

Me: sure, give me 2 or 3

He hands me 3, I proceed to eat them. He takes his 3.

20 minutes later...

Him: how many prurple ones did you eat?

Me: I didn't even notice, why?

Him: the purple ones had 5 hits on each.

Me: damn, I hope you didn't give me any, how many did you have?

Him: I had 3 total.

Me: how many did you take, and how many are left?

Him: I had three, took none and have none left.

Realizing I had just taken 15 hits of acid I turn to my wife...

Me: honey, it's time to go.

Wife: wtf? We drove 10 hours to red rocks and you want to leave during the second ####### song???

Me: yep

Still don't know of it was a prank or an honest mistake but after about 4 crazy hours I came back to earth, met back up with my buddy and explained everything to my wife. We listed to the concert in the parking lot. Still managed a good time.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

A coworker and I were out at a bar one night and got a girl to leave a message for our boss on his work number. She said she has been trying to track him down for years, that he probably didn't remember her but they had hooked up one night in college. She ended the message saying she wanted to introduce him to his son and finished her message by leaving her number but tailing off so that he couldn't make out the last two digits. The next morning and work it walks out of his office white as a ghost asking if we played a joke on him. We denied it and played totally stupid for most of the day before finally letting him off the hook as he was close to mentioning it to his wife.