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whats the worst thing a girl has ever said to you? (1 Viewer)

I'd only been dating this girl for a couple of months. We were at dinner one night and I made a joke about having to go to the bathroom. I asked if she wanted to help because the doctor said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

"No need, I've seen what you have down there".  :bag:

 
I only went out with you because I felt sorry for you.   (I had just moved to town and didn't know a soul)

 
I once overheard a girl say this to a guy at a movie theater. They were clearly mismatched (she being a preppy cheerleader type and he being a headbanging woodshop type). He just said, "Oh."

I only went out with you because I felt sorry for you. (I had just moved to town and didn't know a soul)
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Junior high: "Hey, can we have one of your class pictures? Yeah, Mr. [H's] hamster died and we want something to bury him with." 

Funny thing: They both wound up ugly and I ####ed the prom queen endlessly my senior year. And she was hot. One of the above even tried to friend me on Facebook. I laughed. 

Payback, #####es. 

 
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rockaction said:
Junior high: "Hey, can we have one of your class pictures? Yeah, Mr. [H's] hamster died and we want to something to bury him with." 

Funny thing: They both wound up ugly and I ####ed the prom queen endlessly my senior year. And she was hot. One of the above even tried to friend me on Facebook. I laughed. 

Payback, #####es. 
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Denying Facebook friend requests from HS #####es who turned out to be trash is one of life's simple pleasures.

 
Went with g/f on a two week camping trip down the California coast 25 years ago.  In Monterey, I called Pebble Beach on a whim to see if they had any room for a single.  Guy at the pro shop says "You're in luck, we just had someone cancel. If you can get here in 20 minutes, greens fees and rental clubs are $100".  I tell him I'll call back in two minutes, hang up and explain to g/f that this is a once in a lifetime chance to play one of the greatest golf courses in the world.  Her response: "But what am I going to do?"  The thought of her whiny tone when she said it still sends shivers up my spine. 

I explained that she could walk with me or do something with the car on her own for about 5 hours - She'd be stuck in a pretty nice place.  Her response: "I don't think so."  

So I decide not to play, brood for the rest of the trip, and dump her as soon as the trip ended making a promise to myself that I would never turn down a great opportunity just because my significant other tells me no.  If something is important to you, you've got to fight for it, and if that person can't respect your dreams and desires, send them packing.   

 
I forget the words but getting dumped while I had mono my junior year, over Christmas, for a mutual friend, sucked. 

I did a lot better later and she's about 100 lbs overweight now, but at the time that hurt. 

 
I had a stuck up biach in jr. high tell me that "at least her mom wanted her".  I am adopted.  A few friends of mine heard her say it and swore to beat her to death.  Within an hour the Principal had us in her office so that she could apologize (she was afraid of getting her butt kicked).  Whatever I blew it off.  I saw her at my 20 year reunion and wondered if she remembered saying that.  It really hurt at the time but I guess kids will be kids.  She got pregnant at 16 and has never moved away from the small town we grew up in.  I guess I win?

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Junior high:

Her: Nobody likes me

Young Homer: I like you

Her: Nobody good likes me. 
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Ouch.  

I'll go with: 

1.  "I think I'm pregnant." (Crazy Ridgecrest chick after we broke up.  It turns out she was pregnant.  It further turns out that I now know with certainty that it wasn't mine.)

Followed by in no particular order:

2. "When you tried to kiss me it was creepy.  You were just, like, right there."  (Reaction when I finally got the balls to try to kiss a girl in high school who had me squarely in the friend zone).  

3.  "Wait? You think I'd actually make out with that guy?" (White trash skank I do think I made out with at a party while super wasted during a summer break; she said this in front of like 15 people the next morning). 

4. "Stop posting about me to your internet friends.  It's pathetic." :bag:  

 
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I had a stuck up biach in jr. high tell me that "at least her mom wanted her".  I am adopted.  A few friends of mine heard her say it and swore to beat her to death.  Within an hour the Principal had us in her office so that she could apologize (she was afraid of getting her butt kicked).  Whatever I blew it off.  I saw her at my 20 year reunion and wondered if she remembered saying that.  It really hurt at the time but I guess kids will be kids.  She got pregnant at 16 and has never moved away from the small town we grew up in.  I guess I win?
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Jesus. 

 
Mookie said:
Went with g/f on a two week camping trip down the California coast 25 years ago.  In Monterey, I called Pebble Beach on a whim to see if they had any room for a single.  Guy at the pro shop says "You're in luck, we just had someone cancel. If you can get here in 20 minutes, greens fees and rental clubs are $100".  I tell him I'll call back in two minutes, hang up and explain to g/f that this is a once in a lifetime chance to play one of the greatest golf courses in the world.  Her response: "But what am I going to do?"  The thought of her whiny tone when she said it still sends shivers up my spine. 

I explained that she could walk with me or do something with the car on her own for about 5 hours - She'd be stuck in a pretty nice place.  Her response: "I don't think so."  

So I decide not to play, brood for the rest of the trip, and dump her as soon as the trip ended making a promise to myself that I would never turn down a great opportunity just because my significant other tells me no.  If something is important to you, you've got to fight for it, and if that person can't respect your dreams and desires, send them packing.   
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Damn. That's cold. 

 
If only we'd have known back then that 90% of the girls in high school were at their peak and trending downward. That could have come in useful for thinking up some zingers.

 
Joe Summer said:
I once overheard a girl say this to a guy at a movie theater. They were clearly mismatched (she being a preppy cheerleader type and he being a headbanging woodshop type). He just said, "Oh."
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It's an ego booster, for sure.

 
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