AJ Feeley will be caught fondling a Dolphins cheerleader in the locker room and be forever nicknamed "Touchy."Terrell Owens will go a personal-record 8 straight games without whining about the number of passes thrown his way. OK, that's a stretch. Let's go with 6 games.Janet Jackson will implant... uh, supplant... Tags as NFL Commissioner.Two days before the NFL draft it will be revealed that Eli Manning was actually adopted and not Archie's natural son and Peyton's natural brother, and without the bloodlines he will then drop to the 3rd round of the draft.Big fat Warren Sapp and big fat Ted Washington will get into a scuffle on the Raider practice field, and when they hit the ground together there will be such an impact that the San Andreas fault will break, causing the biggest California earthquake in 30 years.Lavar Arrington will retire from the NFL to become a full-time panelist on ESPN contest programs.Donald Trump will buy the New Your Giants and the first thing he will do is tell Ernie Accorsi "YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Giants fans will erect a statue in his honor on the basis of this one act.The NFL, in it's never ending attempt to make more money from sucker fans, will send the Super Bowl champion Patriots overseas in July to play the NFL Europe champs-to-be Berlin Thunder in an exhibition game. Thunder (and Patriots) QB Rohan Davey will throw for 5 TDs and Tom Brady will stink it up. The Thunder will win 38-3, the Patriots will return humiliated, a QB controversy will ensue which will last all season, and New England will finish last in the AFC East.I will once again be 16-0 in the Shark Pool Survivor contest going into the final week, but will be in a 187-way tie as all the lemmings crawl on my back in an attempt to stay alive and share the glory. In week 17, just before kickoff, I will change my pick and watch as my team wins while the 186 others, who couldn't think for themselves, go down in flames with the loser team I set them up with.I really don't see where I'm reaching with any of those predictions. :wacko: