St. Louis Bob
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Usually 3. 
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When you order Chinese food, for only yourself and nobody else, how many fortune cookies do they give you? (1 Viewer)
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Man of Constant Sorrow
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I demand they give me only one.
Otherwise, I end up stressing too much over potentially conflicting futures.
The last thing I need is trying to live in even more parallel realities.
Otherwise, I end up stressing too much over potentially conflicting futures.
The last thing I need is trying to live in even more parallel realities.
St. Louis Bob
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I used to work in a Chinese restaurant. We bagged our own cookies. You got either two or four. That's it.
Dickies
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
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mr fancypants
Footballguy
You special or something needing more than 1 fortune.
St. Louis Bob
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I don't NEED any. I'm just hypothosizing that they put one in the bag for what they believe is every person that the order is going to feed.
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Limp Ditka
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been there, done that. Busboy when I was 14, when it was slow it was either help wash dishes or bag cookies.
Every shift worked came with a free plate of fried rice, but they would never let us have shrimp for the protein in it. Still, every time I was asked what I wanted, I replied 'shrimp'
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
You no get shrimp. Too expensive!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Limp Ditka said:
El Floppo
Footballguy
Yeah. Stick it to the manLimp Ditka said:
been there, done that. Busboy when I was 14, when it was slow it was either help wash dishes or bag cookies.
Every shift worked came with a free plate of fried rice, but they would never let us have shrimp for the protein in it. Still, every time I was asked what I wanted, I replied 'shrimp'
otb_lifer
Footballguy
that #### is essential - the only thing i ever get is General Tso's chix, and, gotta tell ya, smearing that hot chili oil/paste on is bliss.I don't want hijack the OP but my question is how many of you get the hot chili oil on the side, because that is key.
yes, bliss
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
We'd take the loose fortunes that fell out of the broken cookies and edit them to make dirty sayings. Then we'd tack them up where customers couldn't see them.Limp Ditka said:
been there, done that. Busboy when I was 14, when it was slow it was either help wash dishes or bag cookies.
Every shift worked came with a free plate of fried rice, but they would never let us have shrimp for the protein in it. Still, every time I was asked what I wanted, I replied 'shrimp'
One of my buddies decided to stick one back in the cookie. Sure enough a guy, who was friends with the owner, calls up to complain.
The original cookie said something like "you have good taste in love and friendship". My buddy had changed it to "you have good taste in d1ck and balls".
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
one per meal ordered.. so 4
James Daulton
Footballguy
May be the only food item classified as a cookie that I won't ever eat.
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