where did human's come from? (1 Viewer)

[Maurile Tremblay]

"Evolved from apes" and "created by God" aren't mutually exclusive.

Also, if God is an alien it could be all three.

Nearly all of the most important Gods are aliens. Yahweh, for example, in His human form, famously spent some time in the Middle East; but He was just visiting. His permanent residence is, by all accounts, unearthly.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Seems suspicious that there's lots of types of apes and yet only one type of human.

There are, in point of fact, at least three types of humans: Egyptians, violinists, and hermaphrodites. There may be additional types as well; I just can't think of any right now.

 

[Politician Spock]

Seems suspicious that there's lots of types of apes and yet only one type of human.

There are, in point of fact, at least three types of humans: Egyptians, violinists, and hermaphrodites. There may be additional types as well; I just can't think of any right now.

The string section in every orchestra are always the party animals.

 

[Mario Kart]

An amoeba.

 

[skol asylum]

We're all pod people.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Hey look I don't want to judge, but I they did not explain the connection between the gullet full the guy in the #5 theory got and that particular theory of creation.

 

[rikishiboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD6-rcxMiw0&feature=youtube_gdata - Video Tube for YouTube - Android

Dance monkeys dance..I know it should be apes, but it's still entertaining.

 

[NCCommish]

If human's came from apes then why are there still apes?

We didn't evolve from modern apes we share a common ancestor that is extinct.

Well, it is pseudoextinct.

They don't understand the fundamentals no reason to confuse them further.

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

They don't understand the fundamentals no reason to confuse them further.

Of course. These guys believe that God in his complete perfection had a want or need to create the universe. Then being all knowing God had a expectations for the "special creation" piece of that creation to perform well beyond specs to avoid exposing his wrath when disappointed.

 

[NCCommish]

They don't understand the fundamentals no reason to confuse them further.

Of course. These guys believe that God in his complete perfection had a want or need to create the universe. Then being all knowing God had a expectations for the "special creation" piece of that creation to perform well beyond specs to avoid exposing his wrath when disappointed.

Sales. Over promise under deliver.

 

[SWC]

if you figure that people keep getting better and better over time that would mean the worst people in the universe are probably where we came from so i guess we probably came from minnesota take that to the bank brohans

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Seems suspicious that there's lots of types of apes and yet only one type of human.

I'm pretty sure that "save the dog" people aren't the same as me.

 

[NCCommish]

Seems suspicious that there's lots of types of apes and yet only one type of human.

I'm pretty sure that "save the dog" people aren't the same as me.

That hurt GB

 

[NCCommish]

if you figure that people keep getting better and better over time that would mean the worst people in the universe are probably where we came from so i guess we probably came from minnesota take that to the bank brohans

Good point.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Seems suspicious that there's lots of types of apes and yet only one type of human.

I'm pretty sure that "save the dog" people aren't the same as me.

They're much more evolved.

 

[roadkill1292]

They don't understand the fundamentals no reason to confuse them further.

Of course. These guys believe that God in his complete perfection had a want or need to create the universe. Then being all knowing God had a expectations for the "special creation" piece of that creation to perform well beyond specs to avoid exposing his wrath when disappointed.

When I first saw this post I thought there was a hidden message that you got just by stringing the bolded words together but it didn't make sense that way either. That would be some decent shtick.

Sorry, gb bfs.

 

[Annyong]

Where did Hummas come from?

 

[Zow]

if you figure that people keep getting better and better over time that would mean the worst people in the universe are probably where we came from so i guess we probably came from

minnesota take that to the bank brohans

Minnesota has the worst people on the planet? What are you smoking, Minnebrotan?

 

[Annyong]

if you figure that people keep getting better and better over time that would mean the worst people in the universe are probably where we came from so i guess we probably came from

minnesota take that to the bank brohans

Minnesota has the worst people on the planet? What are you smoking, Minnebrotan?

From my limited experience, I would say the worst people on the planet come from Gary, Indiana.

 

[Annyong]

My brother did a lot of traveling through East Asia and says Russians are the worst people on Earth.

 

[SWC]

i guess your brothran has never been to winona then it is a lot like hell on earth every thing looks nice and clean with nice picket fences and stuff and the people all wave to you but they are doing it well they go the speed limit in the fast lane honestly it is horrible take that to the bank brohans

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Misplaced apostrophe's?

 

[Henry Ford]

My brother did a lot of traveling through East Asia and says Russians are the worst people on Earth.

My grandfather fought in WWII and he says Germans are the worst. He had a buddy in the service who swears the Japanese are. But his buddy is Irish, so what does he know, right?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My brother did a lot of traveling through East Asia and says Russians are the worst people on Earth.

My grandfather fought in WWII and he says Germans are the worst. He had a buddy in the service who swears the Japanese are. But his buddy is Irish, so what does he know, right?

Irish whiskey & potatoes are very hard to get in Japan.

 

[Dentist]

Science is a Liar... sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bo6CKJcJM

 

[timschochet]

Where did Hummas come from?

Hummas? Or Humma's?

 

[whitem0nkey]

There Was No First Human

 

[Politician Spock]

Where did Hummas come from?

Chick peas.

 

[Zow]

i guess your brothran has never been to winona then it is a lot like hell on earth every thing looks nice and clean with nice picket fences and stuff and the people all wave to you but they are doing it well they go the speed limit in the fast lane honestly it is horrible take that to the bank brohans

I've been to Winona and pretty much the rest of the state of Minnesota and this is pretty accurate, Juan Palbro Montoya. It's awful. I just figured not as awful as places where they commit genocide or engage in genital mutilation and the like.

 

[Frostillicus]

I agree that TRE is the worst.

 

[grateful zed]

primordial soup down?

 

[NCCommish]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

 

[joffer]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

so why are there still sea sponges?

:checkmate:

 

[NCCommish]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

so why are there still sea sponges?

:checkmate:

And I would have gotten away with it ii it weren't for those darn kids.

 

[matuski]

Evolution and created by God are not mutually exclusive, are they?

Depends.. which God you are referring to.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

so why are there still sea sponges?

:checkmate:

Maybe some of the sea sponges said to themselves....You know what, what is wrong with just being a sea sponge, why this need for competition and self improvement..Life is too short, I'm going to just sit here and be a relaxed sea sponge. F you other type A sea sponges.

 

[NCCommish]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

so why are there still sea sponges?

:checkmate:

Maybe some of the sea sponges said to themselves....You know what, what is wrong with just being a sea sponge, why this need for competition and self improvement..Life is too short, I'm going to just sit here and be a relaxed sea sponge. F you other type A sea sponges.

Just chillin'

 

[Ditka Butkus]

primordial soup down?

Oh primordial soup is still in the recipe. We jsut don't seem to be going back that far. I mean really every multi-cellular animal on Earth comes from a sea sponge. So if you think you are too good to come from an ape, even though you are an ape, then embrace your sponge heritage.

so why are there still sea sponges?

:checkmate:

Maybe some of the sea sponges said to themselves....You know what, what is wrong with just being a sea sponge, why this need for competition and self improvement..Life is too short, I'm going to just sit here and be a relaxed sea sponge. F you other type A sea sponges.

Just chillin'

Man, I kind of wish I were a sea sponge now.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Honestly kids, humans come from mommy's tummy. When mommy and daddy love each other long time, daddy plants a seed in mommys tummy, and that seed grew into a little baby.

 

[lod01]

To all you apes, where did this 1st ape come from?

 

[bagger]

"Evolved from apes" and "created by God" aren't mutually exclusive.

what I was about to post.

 

[bagger]

To all you apes, where did this 1st ape come from?

another apes rib.The first mcrib. Mmmmmmm

 

[El Floppo]

homo erectus.

:titter:

 

[bagger]

i guess your brothran has never been to winona then it is a lot like hell on earth every thing looks nice and clean with nice picket fences and stuff and the people all wave to you but they are doing it well they go the speed limit in the fast lane honestly it is horrible take that to the bank brohans

oklahoma is far and away the worst place I have been to in the usa.

 

[joffer]

To all you apes, where did this 1st ape come from?

there was no first ape

 

[Sinn Fein]

To all you apes, where did this 1st ape come from?

there was no first ape

Tell that to Caesar

 

[FlapJacks]

If human's came from apes then why are there still apes?

We didn't evolve from modern apes we share a common ancestor that is extinct.

Which means that 60+% of FBG are scientific illiterates

 

[Ditka Butkus]

If human's came from apes then why are there still apes?

We didn't evolve from modern apes we share a common ancestor that is extinct.

Ah yes, the elusive missing link....

 

[NCCommish]

If human's came from apes then why are there still apes?

We didn't evolve from modern apes we share a common ancestor that is extinct.

Ah yes, the elusive missing link....

A misleading term at best.

 

[Sinn Fein]

We all are descendants of LUCA

All life on Earth came from one common ancestor -- a single-celled organism -- but what it looked like, how it lived and how it evolved into today’s modern cells is a four billion year old mystery being solved by researchers at using mathematical modelling. Findings suggest for the first time that life's Last Universal Common Ancestor (LUCA) had a 'leaky' membrane, which helps scientists answer two of biology's biggest questions.

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