Where the hell is our weekly Friday thread? (2 Viewers)

[TheIronSheik]

Pretty weak morning so far. I actually was so bored I caught up on some work to pass the time of the board moving so slow.

 

[Jobber]

EG happened.

 

[Scoresman]

Was going to make an advice thread about how my dog always sniffs the crotch of one of my wife's friends when she comes over like she's hiding a milkbone in her panties. haven't pulled the trigger though.

 

[Timmay]

Was going to make an advice thread about how my dog always sniffs the crotch of one of my wife's friends when she comes over like she's hiding a milkbone in her panties. haven't pulled the trigger though.

That's got to be one smelly snatch.

 

[TheIronSheik]

It looks like this week's Friday thread has just arrived. CHOO CHOO!

 

[Lutherman2112]

LBJ Orders Pants

 

[Don Quixote]

Did something exciting happen to get the Cindy McCain thread axed? Or is she just somebody's mother, guy?

 

[badmojo1006]

I am listening to Rebecca Black right now

 

[TheIronSheik]

Not sure we can rival last week's death threat thread, but I need something. I am bored out of my mind.

 

[mr roboto]

LBJ Orders Pants

'It's like riding a wire fence.'

 

[DocHolliday]

We need Em.

 

[Keerock]

We need Em.

He needs us more.

 

[TheIronSheik]

We need Em.

He needs us more.

He was fun. But there have been many other good Friday threads long before he came along.

 

[jon_mx]

We need Em.

He needs us more.

He was fun. But there have been many other good Friday threads long before he came along.

Sounds like some black guy is nailing his girl next door.

 

[grateful zed]

What did the snowboarder say when he stepped up to the microphone?

You want fries with that?

 

[Lutherman2112]

Helen Keller walks into a bar, and then a few chairs and tables.....

 

[Godsbrother]

We need Em.

He needs us more.

He was fun. But there have been many other good Friday threads long before he came along.

The Good Friday thread will have to wait until next week.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Adorable judo match.

 

[Scoresman]

Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking and then through the floor into the earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.

 

[Guest]

Was going to make an advice thread about how my dog always sniffs the crotch of one of my wife's friends when she comes over like she's hiding a milkbone in her panties. haven't pulled the trigger though.

Probably smells the peanut butter.

 

[Scoresman]

A small child sees it's mother get out of the shower, points at her crotch and asks "what's that mommy?"

Mommy is flustered, and says "that's just where God hit mommy with an axe when he made me"

"Wow, nice shot. Right in the ####"

 

[TheIronSheik]

Fridays have really been lacking of late. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The shaft of my penis, right around the head, is really itchy.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

 

[HughHoney]

Did something exciting happen to get the Cindy McCain thread axed? Or is she just somebody's mother, guy?

What it say?

 

[TheIronSheik]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

 

[Hang 10]

It's ####ing dead around here.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.

No offense.

 

[TheIronSheik]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.

No offense.

The office is dead except for me, three weird IT dudes and my boss.

 

[glumpy]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.

No offense.

The office is dead except for me, three weird IT dudes and my boss.

That's four more folks than I've got in my office/building.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Children's Drawings Of The Phillies' Lineup

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.No offense.

The office is dead except for me, three weird IT dudes and my boss.

IT DUDES ARE NOT WEIRD!

Okay, the desktop guys tend to be...

 

[TheIronSheik]

Children's Drawings Of The Phillies' Lineup

at Jonathan Papelbon

 

[TheIronSheik]

Children's Drawings Of The Phillies' Lineup

at Jonathan Papelbon

Also, I feel like these are dangerously close to being mildly racist.

 

[TheIronSheik]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.No offense.

The office is dead except for me, three weird IT dudes and my boss.

IT DUDES ARE NOT WEIRD!

Okay, the desktop guys tend to be...

These are helpdesk call center guys. Even desktop guys think these dudes are weird.

I am a business analyst for the company and my work kind of encompasses several departments, so they didn't really know where to lump me in on the Org Chart. So they plopped me in with these guys. What sucks is this is the only group that doesn't get to take advantage of semi holidays. Which is why I am stuck here today.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's Good Friday. I think a lot of people are deep in prayer and reflection. A lot of people have off work too, and probably have lives. I'm guessing it's about a 50/50 split.

I don't need excuses. I need a Friday thread.

Take initiative. Go start a conversation with a stranger in your office. You're bound to eventually screw it up.No offense.

The office is dead except for me, three weird IT dudes and my boss.

IT DUDES ARE NOT WEIRD!Okay, the desktop guys tend to be...

These are helpdesk call center guys. Even desktop guys think these dudes are weird.I am a business analyst for the company and my work kind of encompasses several departments, so they didn't really know where to lump me in on the Org Chart. So they plopped me in with these guys. What sucks is this is the only group that doesn't get to take advantage of semi holidays. Which is why I am stuck here today.

Yeah, you're in with the dregs. GL GB.

 

[northern exposure]

Children's Drawings Of The Phillies' Lineup

at Jonathan Papelbon

Also, I feel like these are dangerously close to being mildly racist.

Don't say that. Johnjohn will start a thread about it.

 

[Henry Ford]

Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking and then through the floor into the earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.

I had completely forgotten this quote for years. Love it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I have a long day ahead of me of doing nothing while hopped up on pain meds. Let get this ball rolling, people.

 

[DocHolliday]

I have a long day ahead of me of doing nothing while hopped up on pain meds. Let get this ball rolling, people.

Go bang one of the office broads that bother you about your injury. Do it in a semi-public part of the office so someone catches you. Should be a good story.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a long day ahead of me of doing nothing while hopped up on pain meds. Let get this ball rolling, people.

I have a client named Johnathan Holmes who's going to be in my office today.

 

[Henry Ford]

Go tell that VP that your injury happened from trying to open a door - and that you feel stupid for not listening to her about the whole door thing.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

 

[Angry Beavers]

pain meds ....awesome... any good stories out of that.... speaking of which.. i could use some pain meds.. pulled a muscle in my rib cage at the gym last night and it hurts like all hell :flex:

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Cliven Bundy thread is heating up

 

[Lutherman2112]

Baltimore land slide takes row of parked cars

Hang in there till about 1:10. Turn volume down, woman screaming at the end.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Drone video of cleanup

 

[Lutherman2112]

Sloth Squeak!

Also

"Dogs Playing Fruit Ninja Compilation"

 

[Lutherman2112]

High Five Camera

Controlling a GoPro with an Arduino Yun, I was able to create a camera that would automatically take short video clips of the high fives I gave strangers.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Baltimore land slide takes row of parked cars

Hang in there till about 1:10. Turn volume down, woman screaming at the end.

Woke up with this on the news. The woman screaming annoyed the piss out of me. Got me thinking.........why do women scream? Is it something from evolution past. Did it use to scare off a sabre tooth?