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White sunglasses guy.... (1 Viewer)

Not a fan of the white sunglasses, but the flat bill hat trend is killing me. My 14 yo insists this is the only way to buy a hat, and all the kids in baseball immediately go to work on "fixing" their hats. Seriously????

Gimme a good 'ol boy curved bill, tattered and worn....(and black sunglasses)

 
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.

 
Kal El said:
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.
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You are wearing your hat wrong too. Around a baseball? Way too much bend

 
Flat brim with sticker still on the hat is only topped by guy wearing that same hat and Beats headphones.

 
tdoss said:
Flat brim with sticker still on the hat is only topped by guy wearing that same hat and Beats headphones.
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Only possibly topped by wearing one earphone pulled to the side so that one can speak to others and listen to music at the same time.

 
Back in my day....

These "Old guys whining about getting older" threads are the best. Thank you for providing me a barometer for determining when I've officially gotten old.

I'll check back in on the next one. Still not there yet.

 
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the moops said:
Kal El said:
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.
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You are wearing your hat wrong too. Around a baseball? Way too much bend
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We found out that it made it harder to see, but most of our hat brims would bend back a bit, so it wasn't too bad.
 
the moops said:
Kal El said:
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.
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You are wearing your hat wrong too. Around a baseball? Way too much bend
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This is how I've always done it too. What would you use? A softball?

 
the moops said:
Kal El said:
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.
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You are wearing your hat wrong too. Around a baseball? Way too much bend
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Yeah, its not a glove, it doesn't need to be wrapped. Just bend/flex it with your hands (while its on your head, so you can gauge the correct amount of curve). Wrap with a ball and you're playing with fire - people have different head/face shapes and sizes, and the bend that looks right on Fred may look silly on Dave. The overall length of the bill also comes into play here. Longer bills shouldn't be bent like an upside down taco shell, they should have a more subtle curve.

Rookies.

 
Peak said:
the moops said:
Kal El said:
I have to go with the consensus in here, straight hat bill guy is a worse person than white sunglasses guy. I remember one of the best ways to get a proper curve in your cap's bill was to wrap it around a baseball and secure it with a rubber band. Almost every time I see someone wearing a flat-billed cap, I have to bite my tongue to keep from shouting "You're wearing it wrong!" at them.
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You are wearing your hat wrong too. Around a baseball? Way too much bend
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This is how I've always done it too. What would you use? A softball?
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I wouldn't use any ball. Just use your damn hands

 
Can I add spider Web tattoo on your elbow guy? He's about as "unique" as tribal tattoo on your bicep guy.

And if you're one of these guys...sorry, but you know it's lame.

 
That overly bent brim has always reminded me of the inbred look. Like you should be spitting tobacco and wiping your brow with your bandana.

 
I don't see as much of it these days but ### hanging out of your pants guy is the high king of dooshiness to me.

 
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