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Who's that fat out of shape QB (1 Viewer)
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Limp Ditka
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Kentucky
bentley
Footballguy
Kentucky. New to watching football?My favorite nicknames of his are "Battleship Lorenzen" and "The Pillsbury Throw Boy."
Mr. Brownstone
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The buffet
Couch Potato
Footballguy
Gotta love the nicknames though: "Hefty Lefty", "Pillsbury Throwboy", "J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown", and "BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Lorenzen
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mlball77
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Those are some great nicknames... just needs to stick with one and run. I think I like the first two the best. The Pillsbury Throwboy is the funniest, imo, but too mean to last... so the Hefty Lefty gets my vote.
Couch Potato
Footballguy
Uh oh, I think Jared is a FBG, and he's reading 
Iron Mike Tomczak
Footballguy
LOL @ BBQ. Its funny because of the meaning Big Beautiful QB and the fact he likes to eat.
I also dig the Pillsbury Throwboy. Thats a high class rip.
Hes not bad from what I saw in preseason. Has a rocket for an arm, too bad his fuel is sticks of butter and syrup....
I also dig the Pillsbury Throwboy. Thats a high class rip.
Hes not bad from what I saw in preseason. Has a rocket for an arm, too bad his fuel is sticks of butter and syrup....
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
Don't forget the bacon
delusional
Footballguy
remember one preseason game they gave him a qb sneak and he lowered his head like a FB and just plowed some LB and took like 3 people with him.
Kid can play. He scared a lot of teams at Kentucky.
J
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Mungo Burrows
Footballguy
When did he get down below 3 bills?
my man otis
Footballguy
Wow, he and Jacobs would have to be the biggest "regular" backfield in the history of the NFL, probably the Fridge and McMahon were bigger.
jeter23
Footballguy
As a huge UK fan 
, I had a love/hate relationship with Lorenzen. He would run over defenders and it almost always took more more one guy to bring him down. The bad part was he never would take a sack or throw the ball away. I guess it's good that he was always trying to make a play, but it often ended up as a turnover.
My favorite comment about his weight, of which there were many, was an announcer describing him as being "An M&M away from 300 pounds."
, I had a love/hate relationship with Lorenzen. He would run over defenders and it almost always took more more one guy to bring him down. The bad part was he never would take a sack or throw the ball away. I guess it's good that he was always trying to make a play, but it often ended up as a turnover.My favorite comment about his weight, of which there were many, was an announcer describing him as being "An M&M away from 300 pounds."
Squatch
Footballguy
Don't forget "Jelly Rollenzen."
LoveMuscle
Footballguy
He hasn't been for about 10 years. He's just listed at 285.
Couch Potato
Footballguy
Since no one in this thread has posted a pic, here's one with him standing next to fellow Giant QBs Manning and Hasselbeck.
Makes them look downright skinny. Dude's head without a helmet is as big as Eli's with one.
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-06/23910670.jpg
Makes them look downright skinny. Dude's head without a helmet is as big as Eli's with one.
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-06/23910670.jpg
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Slingblade
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He was fun as hell to watch at Kentucky.
I would love to see Eli get injured so he can get a chance to play.
I would love to see Eli get injured so he can get a chance to play.
redman
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