Why commas matter (1 Viewer)

[Gatorman]

Hamas’ cease-fire demands, Joey Chestnut banned from hot dog contest​

I read this without the comma at first wondered why Joey Chestnut would be someone Hamas cares about.

 

[General Malaise]

Hamas’ cease-fire demands, Joey Chestnut banned from hot dog contest​

I read this without the comma at first wondered why Joey Chestnut would be someone Hamas cares about.

I wonder why Joey Chestnut would be someone ANYBODY would care about.

 

[Gatorade]

Are those pork dogs ?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Let’s eat grandma

 

[bigbottom]

Hamas’ cease-fire demands, Joey Chestnut banned from hot dog contest​

I read this without the comma at first wondered why Joey Chestnut would be someone Hamas cares about.

I wonder why Joey Chestnut would be someone ANYBODY would care about.

This coming from the Eat-Off competitor I’ve been backing for over a decade? It’s like I don’t even know you.

 

[bigbottom]

Not really a comma thing, but there was a law firm I interviewed with back in the day - Anderson Kill Olick & Oshinsky. We joked about how the law firm name was a sentence.

 

[General Malaise]

Hamas’ cease-fire demands, Joey Chestnut banned from hot dog contest​

I read this without the comma at first wondered why Joey Chestnut would be someone Hamas cares about.

I wonder why Joey Chestnut would be someone ANYBODY would care about.

This coming from the Eat-Off competitor I’ve been backing for over a decade? It’s like I don’t even know you.

Came out of pure jealousy and resentment.

 

[tri-man 47]

Commas are important people!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I wanna be part of the 3 comma club

 

[zamboni]

I wanna be part of the 3 comma club

start here

 

[TennesseeJed]

Hamas’ cease-fire demands, Joey Chestnut banned from hot dog contest​

I read this without the comma at first wondered why Joey Chestnut would be someone Hamas cares about.

I wonder why Joey Chestnut would be someone ANYBODY would care about.

This coming from the Eat-Off competitor I’ve been backing for over a decade? It’s like I don’t even know you.

Came out of pure jealousy and resentment.

TMI

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I'm an Oxford Comma truther.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Not really a comma thing, but there was a law firm I interviewed with back in the day - Anderson Kill Olick & Oshinsky. We joked about how the law firm name was a sentence.

They really needed to list Kill last, would have made a good ad slogan.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thoughts pandas solved this years ago.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Koalas?

Some kind of bear is ahead of us on these things.

 

[General Malaise]

Koalas?

Some kind of bear is ahead of us on these things.

Probably not the Kaoala for, uh, reasons.

 

[Bossman]

A little bit about myself...
I like cooking my family and my dog.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Let’s eat grandma

Jeffrey Dahmer's earliest words.

 

[Snoopy]

Commas are important people!

How important of a person is a comma?

 

[bigbottom]

Commas are important people!

How important of a person is a comma?

Wait, are you explaining the joke, or is this a form of meta humor that is going over my head?

 

[nirad3]

Christopher Walken, loves, himself a good, comma!

 

[Willie Neslon]

I helped my friend Jack off the horse.

 

[Chemical X]

hot, sauce guy
hot sauce, guy
hot sauce guy

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Koalas?

Some kind of bear is ahead of us on these things.

Probably not the Kaoala for, uh, reasons.

I thought this would be a link to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Clinic for some reason.

 

[Snoopy]

Commas are important people!

How important of a person is a comma?

Wait, are you explaining the joke, or is this a form of meta humor that is going over my head?

The former as I don't understand the latter.

 

[Skipdog77]

I helped my friend Jack off the horse.

Welp, this one looks right.

 

[dickey moe]

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

 

[General Malaise]

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

Eats bush and leaves......fyp.