Women want his bionic member (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/edinburgh-man-with-bionic-penis-inundated-with-date-offers-1-4309098

 

[El Floppo]

Faster. Stronger.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Bionic Member was the name of my one-man show on ladies' book clubs. One critic said "if you go to but one performance piece in rural Vermont, watch out for ice."

ETA: or should i have gone w "Kajagoogoo tribute band"?

 

[fruity pebbles]

Jesus, id be wearing that thing out if i went that long without one. Sidenote, talk about a painful looking operation under normal circumstances. Peel that thing like a banana and core it out. 

 

[Hilts]

Smart man saying he's working too much. Angling for the rich ones and getting more pr. 

 

[bcdjr1]

This story illustrates that women are getting to where they don't care about a man anymore, just his penis.  Next thing you know, they'll all be lesbians with their own bionic penises, and men will be kept on farms attached to machines to milk them for their semen.

 

[NotSmart]

This story illustrates that women are getting to where they don't care about a man anymore, just his penis.  Next thing you know, they'll all be lesbians with their own bionic penises, and men will be kept on farms attached to machines to milk them for their semen.

That's hot.

 

[AAABatteries]

8 inches?  Pfft.

 

[Juxtatarot]

It's not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
 

File under: Things a man with a real penis wouldn't say.

 

[matuski]

i have watched this procedure several times.  no effing way would I go through that.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

 

[McGarnicle]

This story illustrates that women are getting to where they don't care about a man anymore, just his penis.  Next thing you know, they'll all be lesbians with their own bionic penises, and men will be kept on farms attached to machines to milk them for their semen.

I own one of these.

 

[MikeIke]

Bionic Member was the name of my one-man show on ladies' book clubs. One critic said "if you go to but one performance piece in rural Vermont, watch out for ice."

ETA: or should i have gone w "Kajagoogoo tribute band"?

you're like  the king of " So-and-so was my so-and-so" and I love you for it .  Don't ever change . 

 

[Christo]

No true Scotsman

 

[wikkidpissah]

 Don't ever change . 

OK, but you don't have to deal with the smell...

 

[RokNRole]

I own one of these.

What's his name?

 

[RokNRole]

i have watched this procedure several times.  no effing way would I go through that.

If You couldnt get a chub for 40 years you would

 

[JaxBill]

Titan Touch has me rolling

 

[gianmarco]

i have watched this procedure several times.  no effing way would I go through that.

Careful or you'll wear out the rewind button.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

He mentioned having to pump it up.  Is he only able to go through the motions without the end prize?

 

[tommyboy]

This story illustrates that women are getting to where they don't care about a man anymore, just his penis.  Next thing you know, they'll all be lesbians with their own bionic penises, and men will be kept on farms attached to machines to milk them for their semen.

They've had vibrators and dildos for years. 

 

[popeye]

I wonder if you hear the 'da da da da da da' played when the Steve Austin would run?

 

[Osaurus]

This story illustrates that women are getting to where they don't care about a man anymore, just his penis.  Next thing you know, they'll all be lesbians with their own bionic penises, and men will be kept on farms attached to machines to milk them for their semen.

Ever see a Boy and His Dog starring Don Johnson?

 

[Ned]

Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his ####.

"Baby, you really push my buttons" takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[Franknbeans]

I own one of these.

hey, hey that's someone's daughter

 

[matuski]

Careful or you'll wear out the rewind button.

in person.

 

[RokNRole]

They've had vibrators and dildos for years. 

But not ones that pay their bills

 

[Tom Servo]

I wonder if you hear the 'da da da da da da' played when the Steve Austin would run?

Wrong Steve Austin