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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

James Daulton said:
NRJ is all about the long, long game fellows.  Just sit back and take notes.
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Women with kids at her age start getting desperate for whatever reason.  Their standards drop considerably as each day goes by.  He needs to strike now.   In truthfulness we probably need to see a pic to gauge our strategy.

 
pantherclub said:
Women with kids at her age start getting desperate for whatever reason.  Their standards drop considerably as each day goes by.  He needs to strike now.   In truthfulness we probably need to see a pic to gauge our strategy.
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I think we need to see a pic of both of them.  If NRJ isn't a good looking dude, this nice guy, slow play strategy is going to end up with him lending tools to her boyfriend on the weekend.  

 
Captain Cranks said:
I think we need to see a pic of both of them.  If NRJ isn't a good looking dude, this nice guy, slow play strategy is going to end up with him lending tools to her boyfriend on the weekend.  
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oh snap

If he is a good looking dude he needs to pull a power move and quick.  While she is still unsure of her surroundings and before she gets her sea legs because somebody is going to ask her out.

 
Dating a neighbor, even better than dating a coworker...

What could go wrong? 

:blackdot:

A pic of this chick would help us understand the situation better

 
What ethnicity are you and the girl?

Do you know what she does for a living?

But yeah, I think at the very least, you could have dropped a "we should get together one of these nights for dinner" or something like that.

 
eoMMan said:
What ethnicity are you and the girl?

Do you know what she does for a living?

But yeah, I think at the very least, you could have dropped a "we should get together one of these nights for dinner" or something like that.
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caucasian

yes

I hear ya. As mentioned, it didn't feel right at the moment. It's coming soon though.

 
It occurs to me that I didn't notice what shoes she was wearing (sorry, Ron), other than that they were black. I don't think I made it that far down.

 
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I have a line on some intel. I'm not going into detail until I'm sure about it, though.

still efforting on the pic, whilst trying not to blow this

 
Yep, our hero here is on the fast track for one of three outcomes by slow-playing this.

1) Her talking to her friends, "I have this hot guy living next door. I baked cookies for him. I introduced him to my kids. As a last resort I brought my dogs over and wore that little black dress I bought the other day. You know what? Nothing. It is a shame all the good ones are gay."

2) Her talking to her friends," I have the great guy living next door to me. He is sort of a dork, but he is sweet. I have already introduced him to the kids and the dogs. I am sure I could get him to watch them while I go out with that hot guy from accounting. It is good to have a friend like that."

3) Hello police!! There is a stranger with a ladder on the side on my house saying he is here to clean my gutters I DON"T HAVE GUTTERS!!! GET HERE NOW!!!"

 
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Nathan R. Jessep said:
I was kicking myself afterwards, because I was thinking I should have complimented her. But in hindsight, maybe it was best that I didn't, to keep her wondering, and keep up this slow-play. I will file this away though, and definitely bring up the black dress later at an opportune time. It was quite impressive. 

I think I'm going to pick up a little something for her girls tomorrow as a friendly neighbor gesture. I won't be home until late tomorrow, so may be Sunday before we correspond again. 
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I can look back on my life at several times when I played it just like this. I wound up striking out each time.

 
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Nathan R. Jessep said:
definitely second-guessing that part, but the moment felt a little awkward, so I checked up
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It wouldn't feel awkward if you just threw out a benign neighborly invite to a cookout.  "Hey, I was thinking about having a cookout next Saturday.  Would you and the girls be interested?"  Once you've got her in that setting, then the 'I'm a nice family man who's funny and has bulging muscles' act can come out.  You're putting too much pressure on this initial invite.  

 
Captain Cranks said:
It wouldn't feel awkward if you just threw out a benign neighborly invite to a cookout.  "Hey, I was thinking about having a cookout next Saturday.  Would you and the girls be interested?"  Once you've got her in that setting, then the 'I'm a nice family man who's funny and has bulging muscles' act can come out.  You're putting too much pressure on this initial invite.  
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that's what's coming next; just didn't feel it at the moment

I realize it probably comes across as lame or whatever, but I am not as hopeless as I have probably made it seem with my posts

I will say I am feeling a tad jumpy&quo at this woman tho. But don't mistake that for weakness. I plan and attack. It's my M.O.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
pics of ME? :unsure: is there an offdee FBG scale?
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How else will we know if you're truly in the HBB's league?  If she's a legit 8 and you're say a 5, you better have a wad of cash or be the funniest guy she knows.

I believe it' fairly accepted that gals will date down 2 spots fairly assuredly, it's getting past that where you run into trouble.  I'm guessing though that our hero is at least a solid 6.5 so looks won't be a negative for her (unless she's the rare 9+).

 
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Yeesh. No wonder match.com is so popular. Look her in the eye and tell her that spending real time with her is the funnest thing you can think of. if my earlier suggestion of asking her 'if it's wrong' that you want to spend more time with her - that i guarantee will give you all the info you need - doesn't work for you, that's the way to go. You lose NOTHING, no power, by letting you know your hopes and intentions. You lose power by your need for her not to say 'no' keeping you considering half-answers. Don't MAKE me think of a Marine as pathetic.

 
I like the slow play. Makes sense with a neighbor. Not a ton of AR-level updating to be done playing tug-of-war with 2 dogs surrounded by kids. Well, unless you're AR. He'd be banging the neighbor and her two sisters within an hour of such an interaction. But for us mere mortals, not much to be done.

I do have a suggestion, and this will be really out of left field....next time you speak to her, maybe ask her where she works? I mean, you could continue the backdoor recon work, but "where do you work?" is a fairly standard question.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I have a line on some intel. I'm not going into detail until I'm sure about it, though.

still efforting on the pic, whilst trying not to blow this
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efforting = chloroform

 
NRJ is taking the sane approach to a woman that might be 80% crazy and at a minimum is 30% crazy due to the kids.

Let's lighten up on him not going full AZRon on this situation.

 
I am waiting for the lady to come over to your house.  She will be twirling her hair with her right index finger (left index finger is she is a lefty or bi curious) and giving you those bedroom eyes.  She asks you for a itty bitty favor, but you just hear in your in your own imagine can I suck your ####!  You are starting to get rock hard with anticipation thinking this is the MOMENT you have been waiting for SON!  You are thinking I am going to make my move and at least get some stinkfinger that I can share with my homies over at FBG's.  But, instead when you come out of your dream world it hits you like a ton of bricks you have been moved into the ####### friend zone!  You finally come clear and hear that the favor little miss hot pants needs is for you to watch her girls since you are so great with them, and hands you a twenty so you can order some pizza as Jody pulls up into the drive to take this neighborhood skeezer out on a date than bang the ever living #### out of her.   You go back in the house getting kicked in the chins by her ####### brats asking, "what the #### in on PPV #####!"  

GL please post a pic when you get.  Either of your crying yourself to sleep or the neighborhood coos.

 
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