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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

Right now, there is still a small chance she's telling her friends about how cute/adorable you're being, trying to muster the courage to make a move.

Of that small chance, there is a 100% chance she doesn't find it adorable, and the friend she's telling this to, is telling her she needs/deserves a man that'll take initiative.

Make a move now, or forever hold your piece. Pun intended

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
that's what's coming next; just didn't feel it at the moment

I realize it probably comes across as lame or whatever, but I am not as hopeless as I have probably made it seem with my posts

I will say I am feeling a tad jumpy&quo at this woman tho. But don't mistake that for weakness. I plan and attack. It's my M.O.
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The longer you wait the creepier it gets.  Just knock on her door tomorrow and ask her and the kids over for a BBQ on Saturday.

 
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Seems like he is doing a great job and working his way into the friend zone.  Maybe he will get to the point she will tell him stories of the other guys she is banging.  

 
cstu said:
The longer you wait the creepier it gets.  Just knock on her door tomorrow and ask her and the kids over for a BBQ on Saturday.
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Saturday? Are you kidding! If he's not railing the neighbor the Tuesday night at the latest, then you best believe somebody else will be. This broad ain't makin' it a  whole 'nother week without stumbling onto somebody's poll.

 
cstu said:
The longer you wait the creepier it gets.  Just knock on her door tomorrow and ask her and the kids over for a BBQ on Saturday.
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No way, too risky....4% chance of rain, and don't even get him started on the predicted dew point. 

 
I keep hearing this to the tune of Mr. Rogers.  "Won't you please?  Won't you please?  Please help me woo...my neighbor?"

It's freaking me out.

 
I have a feeling our hero hasn't posted yet because he's been up all night sexing his new FWB neighbor up but good.

I for one anxiously await his sure to be amazing tales of carnal delight. 

 
tommyboy said:
Stephen Hawking gets into chicks pants faster than you, bro
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He's got some superior patter about dark matter, the big bang, and unifying theories.  It's dirty, suggestive, and endearing all at the same time.  Also his chair has a vibration mode, so that helps.

 
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, might as well say
Would you be my, could you be my,
Won't you be my neighbor?

 
johnnycakes said:
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, might as well say
Would you be my, could you be my,
Won't you be my neighbor?
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I stand corrected 

 
I think this weekend will be known as the woo-kend when our hero provides next update. 

Maybe build a bear or sharing of a large pizza have occurred. 

(In a seriousness I agree would be trying to separate 'hey we big have kidsthing' from the 'get to know you and then we sex thing' if you want to avoid friend/neighbor zone as mentioned).

 
bushdocda said:
I think this weekend will be known as the woo-kend when our hero provides next update. 

Maybe build a bear or sharing of a large pizza have occurred. 

(In a seriousness I agree would be trying to separate 'hey we big have kidsthing' from the 'get to know you and then we sex thing' if you want to avoid friend/neighbor zone as mentioned).
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If she wants no-strings sex she's going to get a baby sitter and bang a guy from the bar, not her next door neighbor.

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
This is a problem. Propinquity.
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Hang in there, NRJ:

"Propinquity (I've Just Begun To Care)"

I've known for a long time
The kind of girl you are.
Of a smile that covers teardrops,
The way your head yields to you heart.
Of things you've kept inside
That most girls couldn't bear.
I've known you for a long time
But I've just begun to care.

I've known of all the heartaches
I've known of all the pain.
I've seen you when the sun shines.
And I've seen you when it rains.
I've seen you make a look of love
From just an icy stare.
I've known you for a long time
But I've just begun to care.

I know I've been blind
To not have loved you all this time.
But the image of you wasn't clear.
I guess I've been standing too near.

Oh, it's taken me a while
But I have fin'ly found
What you are to me
And that's what really counts.
And what you are to me
Is something we can share.
I've known you for a long time
But I've just begun to care.
 
I love how some threads end up defining certain posters here. From here on out, NRJ will forever be linked with not being able to get something done at the slightest hint of atmospheric moisture.

 
Soootch said:
If you haven't already, I strongly recommend rubbing one out while thinking only of her, and make it a nice long session. Visualize all the craziest nasty #### you're into. Then the next time you speak to her, think back on that while making intense eye contact. I swear chicks can feel it. She'll be soaked bro, and she won't know why. That's some next-level sexual hypnosis you're laying on her. Also don't wear deodorant as it interferes with your natural pheromones.
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:lmao: :lmao:

 
I comment the OP's patience. This is the long game. Don't listen to these internet heroes. 

:popcorn:  

 
:lol: at the WeatherChat

tldr; update: backyard BBQ is a go!!

I did get the lawn mowed earlier today, so kudos on that prediction, but no sign of the neighbor at that time.  The weather, however, was ####### PERFECT today (aside from being Africa hot), so I had a feeling it was going to be a good day.  I finished the lawn, then ran a few laps around the hood. I came back in and got cleaned up and threw on some khaki shorts, navy cotton tank top and matching baseball cap. I had my mind made up that if I didn't catch her outside by mid-afternoon, I was going to go knock on her door. 

Sometimes, life throws a big "#### you and your well-schemed plans" your way. It was getting close to my self-imposed mid-afternoon deadline when my ex-wife calls me crying, saying that her father had passed out at home and had to be taken via ambulance to the hospital and was not doing good, so she was dropping the kids off and we basically had to wait for a call.  So we hung out for a little bit, and I got word that ex-FIL was still in serious condition but was conscious and had improved. That finally helped the kids settle down (they were pretty upset), and my son goes to grab his neighborhood buddy. Soon, they're tossing the football around on the street and I'm sitting on the steps coaching and watching from the shade.  Her car pulls into her driveway....

She waves and tells me her dog escaped her back yard, but she found him on the next street over. She leads her dog into the back yard and, for a fleeting moment, I thought I blew my shot (again). But before I knew it, she and one of her little girls were back out on the front porch and she plopped down in her porch swing. So I stroll over to the edge of my yard and tell her we found some of my daughter's old roller blades that no longer fit and did she think either of her girls would like them? Her face kind of lit up and said "oh yes she'd love them!" pointing at her little one. I said "OK awesome, I'll be right back."   I went and got the roller blades and my son wanted to deliver them, so he took them over as I posted back up in the yard near our heroine who was still on the porch swing.  

I tell her that I had intended on coming over earlier in the day and inviting them over for burgers, then gave her a brief rundown about the family emergency. I then asked if they would like to come over one evening during the week, and she smiled and said that would be great.  

We briefly discussed some scheduling of the upcoming week (kids' events, etc.), and we don't have a finalized date yet, but I figured that gives me more excuses to go talk to her more. We chit-chatted for a few more minutes then my ex-MIL called to see if we could let her dogs out, so my kids (who had wandered back out to be nosy) and I said goodbye to the neighbors and I said we'll talk soon. 

Oh and yoga pants!! :wub:  (no pics)

Also, I may have Zika, as the mosquitoes feasted on my ankles while I was chatting her up. Worth it, though. 

Have to say it was a good day. :thumbup:  

 
Jim Harbaugh khakis?

Good work and I am glad to hear that you will have her/them over at some point this week.  

Obviously not the popular FFA fodder but its your next-door neighbor,... better off playing the long game here.

 
Chemical X said:
i love the description of your clothing.  otherwise, this thread sux.  i recommend hard delete.
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The story is just slowly developing.  OK, really ####### slowly developing. Give it some time.  We need something to fill the gaps between Az Ron's updates. 

 
The grill menu must be carefully planned. 

Tell me about your burger game? Or are you going with a nice frozen patty? I'll be honest, a good frozen patty is better than most people's hand-pattied burger. Fresh hand-pattied burger on a grill is harder to pull off well than most people think (I'm of the belief that a burger is best suited on a flat top or cast iron, not a grill). Don't go inviting her over for a swole-up hockey puck.

She sounds like she's a fit bird, so I might recommend a grilled salmon/roasted corn/asparagus type thing, or go kabobs. Could be a real hit. 

Obviously, hot dogs and/or brats are always a nice option. Simple, always a hit, and phallic-shaped.

 
pollardsvision said:
The grill menu must be carefully planned. 

Tell me about your burger game? Or are you going with a nice frozen patty? I'll be honest, a good frozen patty is better than most people's hand-pattied burger. Fresh hand-pattied burger on a grill is harder to pull off well than most people think (I'm of the belief that a burger is best suited on a flat top or cast iron, not a grill). Don't go inviting her over for a swole-up hockey puck.

She sounds like she's a fit bird, so I might recommend a grilled salmon/roasted corn/asparagus type thing, or go kabobs. Could be a real hit. 

Obviously, hot dogs and/or brats are always a nice option. Simple, always a hit, and phallic-shaped.
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I like where this is going....

"I know I said burgers but you look to fit to live off burgers.  I imagine you're a healthy eater so I made some salmon and grilled veggies just in case."

 
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