Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I am bummed that there wasn't actually a 90 minute long hug that took place. 

So what are the next steps, colonel? Are you two going to try a kid-free date?

That is the plan, a kid-free something for sure, but not sure exactly when yet.

 

[shadyridr]

I think co-workers is much worse. Easy to not interact with your neighbors and it doesn't affect your income.

 

[TenTimes]

Meanwhile at the Purse forum FFA...

Bicycle Seat Sitter: Mona Lisa, we need an update!

2Old2BBalled: When you hugged him, could you feel his package?  Was it eligible for Amazon Prime?

SWC-Section: He is obviously a very old-fashioned gentleman, with all the hugging and politeness.  I think he will be bringing you a gift of chocolates or maybe nylons.  Do not let him watch man shows like Walker Texas Ranger.  See if he can watch a good romantic movie like Romancing the Stone and see his reaction to the scene in the jungle when it's raining and their clothes are soaked and you can see their rippling muscles.  That will tell if he is a keeper and you can take that to the mall, missy.

Good Purse Judge: This is lame.  I am going back to the What kind of chocolate are you bingeing on tonight? thread.

Chromosome X:  You blew it with the first hug.  I am done.

Is Officer Peggy Olson still timed out over there?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Oh, and for the OutfitGuys...

She asked me yesterday when I was going running again. I said I wasn't sure and asked why. She said because she didn't mind watching me run by her house. Let the outfit record reflect that I usually run in a tank top, gym shorts AND an at least partially matching baseball cap. SUCK IT, #####ES!!!

 

[Apple Jack]

Oh, and for the OutfitGuys...

She asked me yesterday when I was going running again. I said I wasn't sure and asked why. She said because she didn't mind watching me run by her house. Let the outfit record reflect that I usually run in a tank top, gym shorts AND an at least partially matching baseball cap. SUCK IT, #####ES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyJ9JfWbKLE

 

[fantasycurse42]

Good for you Colonel! 

Could actually be a great situation. Imagine you and your wife lived as neighbors (so many benefits I can't even list), it's like a fantasy, you could be on to something HUGE here!

 

[fantasycurse42]

Oh, and for the OutfitGuys...

She asked me yesterday when I was going running again. I said I wasn't sure and asked why. She said because she didn't mind watching me run by her house. Let the outfit record reflect that I usually run in a tank top, gym shorts AND an at least partially matching baseball cap. SUCK IT, #####ES!!!

You're like the Arizona Ron from Single A, I love it

 

[Courtjester]

Hmmm the house next to me is for sale...

"Honey, I'm moving.,.,,"

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Plus, outdoor clandestine BJs are the stuff that yank sessions 20 years later are made of. Not that I would know personally, mind you. I've just HEARD that this is true. 

 

[jwb]

The synopsis of the 90-minute conversation: 

We talked and laughed about random stuff, talked about how ridiculous it was that we had to essentially sneak outside to hug each other, and laughed some more about it. Then I, in no uncertain terms, gave her a list of things I admired about her and let her know that I was interested in her and getting to know her even more. She reciprocated that wish, and we both agreed it was an odd situation with us being neighbors and no matter what, we didn't want it to become awkward, so taking things slow was probably the best course of action. 

So, cards are on the table. We are both aware of each other's interest. Still proceeding with cautious optimism. 

so yea, I ragged a bit about not going for the kiss on that second hug, but in retrospect, you're playing this just fine. Rooting for you.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Oh, and for the OutfitGuys...

She asked me yesterday when I was going running again. I said I wasn't sure and asked why. She said because she didn't mind watching me run by her house. Let the outfit record reflect that I usually run in a tank top, gym shorts AND an at least partially matching baseball cap. SUCK IT, #####ES!!!

Well, it's not like she said it turned her on or anything.  Maybe she likes to start the day with a good laugh. 

 

[cstu]

The synopsis of the 90-minute conversation: 

We talked and laughed about random stuff, talked about how ridiculous it was that we had to essentially sneak outside to hug each other, and laughed some more about it. Then I, in no uncertain terms, gave her a list of things I admired about her and let her know that I was interested in her and getting to know her even more. She reciprocated that wish, and we both agreed it was an odd situation with us being neighbors and no matter what, we didn't want it to become awkward, so taking things slow was probably the best course of action. 

So, cards are on the table. We are both aware of each other's interest. Still proceeding with cautious optimism. 

I believe it's time for a relationship agreement, Sheldon.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Well, it's not like she said it turned her on or anything.  Maybe she likes to start the day with a good laugh. 

a very valid point, KP

 

[TheAristocrat]

Good work and good luck, NRJ.  But you have to admit that a 90 minute hug sounded like the Frank Drebin body condom scene.

 

[Frostillicus]

Still doing everything wrong. 

 

[comfortably numb]

Still doing everything wrong. 

If huggin is wrong I don't ever want to be right!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I didn't choose the hug life, guys! The hug life chose me.

 

[Apple Jack]

The hugging that is sure to go down during the Saints game I don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.

 

[cstu]

She reciprocated that wish, and we both agreed it was an odd situation with us being neighbors and no matter what, we didn't want it to become awkward, so taking things slow was probably the best course of action. 

Great job cementing it into her mind that it could become awkward if things don't work out and helping her decide that it's best if you remain just her friend.

 

[Frostillicus]

Great job cementing it into her mind that it could become awkward if things don't work out and helping her decide that it's best if you remain just her friend.

This is like the Jameis Winston thread all over again. @Capella

 

[Mr. Pickles]

lol thinking there are wimmens on this board.

Correct. 

 

[Galileo]

Most of these I-studs are out of their depth here. NRJ has to navigate some shallow waters here, and he's doing a darn good job. As we get older, sex declines a little in importance in favor of relationships. The hit and run isn't going to work. This Hallmark Channel movie approach is working just fine.

Now, I'm assuming @Nathan R. Jessep is inviting are heroine over to watch the Saints game on his 80" HD 4K TV this weekend. Let the kids play together while they sit so close that you can't get a credit card between their thighs.

NRJ has an 80" HD??  No wonder Marisa is interested

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Oh. The neck tattoo is her kids' names.

The forearm one is a bible verse, in Hebrew. She said her faith is very important to her, which I respect.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Plus, outdoor clandestine BJs are the stuff that yank sessions 20 years later are made of. Not that I would know personally, mind you. I've just HEARD that this is true. 

So, theoretically then.

 

[Zegras11]

You're hurried post did give us the hug this button, so all is not lost.

Now we need someone to create a ctsu lame shtick button. Willie should add him to his ban list it's so bad.

Please tell us your watching the Saints game together. I'll take a photo shop of Marissa wearing a Saints jersey for now. 

Like I said on something like page 8, she's going to toss you around like a rag doll when it happens as she soaks the walls.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I didn't choose the hug life, guys! The hug life chose me.

Very nice.  Well played.

 

[Willie Neslon]

we both agreed it was an odd situation with us being neighbors and no matter what, we didn't want it to become awkward, so taking things slow was probably the best course of action. 

It doesn't have to be an odd situation. Based on your updates I think you both are kind of getting off on making it as complicated as possible as to unconsciously fill a void. The Gorbachev-Reagan Reykjavic summit was less cautious than what's been going on in Louisiana this past week.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

It doesn't have to be an odd situation. Based on your updates I think you both are kind of getting off on making it as complicated as possible as to unconsciously fill a void. The Gorbachev-Reagan Reykjavic summit was less cautious than what's been going on in Louisiana this past week.

let's keep the political pundits clear of this place, mmmkay?

 

[cstu]

let's keep the political pundits clear of this place, mmmkay?

Is she for Trump or Hillary?

 

[Tick]

WTF has asked for the chick's identity?  The closest I've seen is folks asking what she does for a living.

You've been a good sport this whole time NRJ, don't get all serious on us now.   Perhaps it's hug fatigue? 

If he gives the answer of "she's running for president", it gives the whole thing away.

 

[Sconch]

The forearm one is a bible verse, in Hebrew. She said her faith is very important to her, which I respect.

Ezekiel 20:23?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Congrats, Colonel, Sun Tsu would be proud of your battlefield deployments and superior strategizing: "When the target is uncertain, slow play like crazy and envelop them in a never-ending hug that brings her forces decidedly into your area of operations. Eventually, the doors of the pleasure tent will be thrown open. and hopefully, the sammich tent, too."

And you'll have to consult PurseForums, but I believe 6 months is the appropriate anniversary for giving a tank top and matching ball cap.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Is she for Trump or Hillary?

She hasn't even mentioned politics. Crush points +5

 

[tommyboy]

Oh. The neck tattoo is her kids' names.

The forearm one is a bible verse, in Hebrew. She said her faith is very important to her, which I respect.

Those are the freakiest ones. Pretty soon she'll be tonguing your o-ring as she tugs your horn and fists herself, for warm-ups

 

[skol asylum]

Oh, and for the OutfitGuys...

She asked me yesterday when I was going running again. I said I wasn't sure and asked why. She said because she didn't mind watching me run by her house. Let the outfit record reflect that I usually run in a tank top, gym shorts AND an at least partially matching baseball cap. SUCK IT, #####ES!!!

She wants to know when you will be out of the house so she can sneak in there and do some recon to find out who the real NRJ is.

 

[cstu]

Ezekiel 20:23?

Marisa 3:16...I just hugged your ###!

 

[cstu]

Those are the freakiest ones. Pretty soon she'll be tonguing your o-ring as she tugs your horn and fists herself, for warm-ups

I knew a girl who was extremely religious from one of those churches where the girls can't cut their hair or wear jeans.  She tag teamed a couple of dudes she met at the bar one night.

 

[James Daulton]

You just know she's a Trump supporter.  No matter how hot, I don't think I could date someone who would be ok with Trump as president.

Hopefully you're a Trump supporter NRJ. 

 

[top dog]

In all seriousnes NRJ, I was a single parent at 18... Mom was a train wreck and my daughter ended up with me. I met my wife to be when I was 22.. She was a single parent also.  It's been a pretty good 17 years together now with now a family of 3.  Having a connection with someone who has similar baggage to you tends to help the situation.  Looks like you may have found a good match..

Good luck!

 

[tommyboy]

 

This is why I'm glad I was a complete whore back in the day. Spank bank is the gift that keeps on giving imo.

How do you remember that far back?

 

[mr. furley]

not at all, but some of it does suck  

most of it is just flat terrible

 

[CurlyNight]

Sounds like this is going to be more of a Hallmark channel movie than Lifetime.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Good Job... Please make sure to post details about adult date night.....

 

[El Floppo]

Like the Magus, I am supremely disappointed that the hug didnt last 90 minutes.

But I like that CJ is bringing back memories of that first crush in middle school... the hope, the innocent excitement about what comes next, the balls of blue.

Looking forward to waht comes next.

 

[tommyboy]

Like the Magus, I am supremely disappointed that the hug didnt last 90 minutes.

But I like that CJ is bringing back memories of that first crush in middle school... the hope, the innocent excitement about what comes next, the balls of blue.

Looking forward to waht comes next.

Balls of blue is the name of my Olivia Newton John tribute band

 

[cstu]

Apparently they have been playing No Limit Louisiana Hug 'Em. 

 

[cstu]

I didn't even know people logged in here on the weekends! thanks, fellas

What do you mean 'I don't read this thread', I log in here everyday.

If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line
But they better #### this time
Can you put a price on hugs?

Hugs sell, but who's buying?

 

[MikeIke]

I knew a girl who was extremely religious from one of those churches where the girls can't cut their hair or wear jeans.  She tag teamed a couple of dudes she met at the bar one night.

Was her name Marissa? 

 

[chet]

Was her name Marissa? 

I kinda think she's Jewish given the Hebrew and all.

 

[Keerock]

Sounds like this is going to be more of a Hallmark channel movie than Lifetime.

I'm going with a NetFlix original.  Wait... does Cinemax do original movies?