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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 
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good for you.  and just so i'm caught up, the 90 minute hug was the most intimate y'all have been so far?

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 
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Sounds great.  Have you taken any pictures of her yet?  Has she texted you any naughty pictures?  FFA needs to know these things

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 
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But no more make out sessions?

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 
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hey man that is awesome i am honest happy for you but listen for us schlubarinos living vikaryiously thru you maybe put in a plot twist like one of her kids is a vampire and you are actually a warewolf and now you will finally heal the long running battle of vampire clan versus lupines or perhaps have a ghost that likes to do pottery with you to the sweet  sounds of the riteous brothers listen all i am saying is we could use a little turn take that to the bank brohan 

 
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Wait a minute, I've seen this before.  Is your name Mike, are you an architect with 3 boys?  Is the fine lady you are courting named Carol and has 3 girls ( the youngest one in curls)?

A word of advice, years down the road if a "cousin Oliver" seeks to join your happy family please don't allow it as it will be the downfall of your marriage.   Send the misfit Oliver to live with your housekeeper Alice's boy toy, Sam the butcher.  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It's going pretty great, actually. My kids like her, and she likes my kids. It's nice to have feelings out on the table and things are still in a good place. Both parties know the other is interested, conversations are still great, and we are still hanging out, with and without kids when time permits. She's opening up to me little by little, and I to her. 

She's been a happy, and welcomed, addition to my life thus far, and I, for one, hope that continues. 
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That's why we all endured a month of these feckless he-sterics - to make you happy?!?! Oh, somebody get me a bucket....

 
Just wanna be first on page 100 and ask, since we're on page 100, if you've got that pic yet.

Thanks.

Your iPal,

Oats

 
I'd just like to note for the record that all of these posts WERE on page 100, until the mods had to go through a massive pruning session taking out all the explicit hug references.

 
I saw the opening post last week and thought I could catch up in a few days, but wow, 100 pages?!

Is the story better than Bachelor In Paradise?

 
Was helping my 11 year old last night with pre-algebra and it got me to thinking about Jessep and his MILF situation. If MILF, Jessep, hugs, back yard romance and naked are all in the equation, then solve for B.

Jessep + hug + B = MILF + back yard + naked + B

 
tl;dr = pretty meaningless update, carry on 

( @TheAristocrat, you'll appreciate this) So, today we met for coffee, as she had a break before picking her kids up from school. We were discussing random things, and the topic of documentaries came up. I asked if she had seen Making a Murderer on Netflix, and she said she had. So I told her of my fascination with the whole ordeal. She agreed that it was fascinating and so I felt comfortable disclosing at that point that I was reading through the trial transcripts. She says "that is totally something I would do" and then asked about what I had gleaned from my reading thus far.  :wub:  Crush points +5

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr = pretty meaningless update, carry on 

( @TheAristocrat, you'll appreciate this) So, today we met for coffee, as she had a break before picking her kids up from school. We were discussing random things, and the topic of documentaries came up. I asked if she had seen Making a Murderer on Netflix, and she said she had. So I told her of my fascination with the whole ordeal. She agreed that it was fascinating and so I felt comfortable disclosing at that point that I was reading through the trial transcripts. She says "that is totally something I would do" and then asked about what I had gleaned from my reading thus far.  :wub:  Crush points +5
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:mellow:

 
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