Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[Cjw_55106]

If you haven't gotten to the skivvies after a couple of makeout sessions something is awry.

Well, I assume she has a penis, but thats a different thread.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I don't know if the Colonel answered this or not, but are you now off the market temporarily?       

I guess it's not "official" yet, but I'm not looking elsewhere (and she knows that), and she's made it pretty clear she's not either. No need to label it as a relationship just yet, but I think things are progressing in that direction.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Serious question from a guy thats been married a long time....do ladies make out with guys they recently met and still consider them in the friend zone? 

Exactly. Never, that I've heard of.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Have you even been on a proper date? Dinner and drinks? Like adults? 

Mentioned that yesterday... it's in the works. Have to manage schedules, finding a sitter, etc. Soon, though. She green-lighted the idea. Just have to set the time and day.

 

[Kanil]

Mentioned that yesterday... it's in the works. Have to manage schedules, finding a sitter, etc. Soon, though. She green-lighted the idea. Just have to set the time and day.

I don't remember if it's been posted and don't think I could find the posts to go back and check but how old are all the kids involved?  Do they have any idea anything's going on?  How are they reacting?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I don't remember if it's been posted and don't think I could find the posts to go back and check but how old are all the kids involved?  Do they have any idea anything's going on?  How are they reacting?

Mine are 11 and 14, they are aware, and I have "cleared it" with them, as that's important to me that whoever I may be in a relationship with, they are comfortable with also. 

Hers are 5 and 8 and I think suspect there may be something going on, but have been cool thus far. I think that's her main reason for the slow-play on her side, and I actually respect that a lot (that she puts her kids' interests ahead of her own).

 

[belljr]

Has the bean bag landed in the cornhole....  if you know what i mean

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Has the bean bag landed in the cornhole....  if you know what i mean

not yet, but we have played lawn darts... if you know what I mean

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

 

[James Daulton]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

You folks love to have serious conversations.  Can Marissa cook as well as she hugs?

 

[ChiefD]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

Banana bread. Banana's are shaped like a dong. There is yeast in bread.

Connect the dots Colonel.

 

[El Floppo]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

pretty sure the bolded is all euphemism.

 

[CurlyNight]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

WOO hoo! Moving right along!

 

[RokNRole]

Has this dude soaked the walls yet?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You folks love to have serious conversations.  Can Marissa cook as well as she hugs?

Sometimes they're necessary, to get to the heart of the matter, if you know what I mean. And the banana bread was quite tasty.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I've never played lawn darts, so I don't get the reference.

 

[Scoresman]

"serious conversations" = butt secs

 

[SacramentoBob]

You should give her a serious conversation with your penis, if you know what I mean.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Banana bread. Banana's are shaped like a dong. There is yeast in bread.

Connect the dots Colonel.

She needs Monistat?

 

[cockroach]

never gonna get it, never gonna get it

neeeever gonna get it, never gonna get it

neever gonna get it, never gonna get it

neever gonna get it, WOO WOOO WOO WOOOOOOO!

 

[Captain Cranks]

Had a couple of rather serious-topic conversations this week. They went well. We may be attending the varsity game tonight (with all kids). And she brought me some freshly baked banana bread one night this week. Moving the needle to 99%.

Honest question:  What is encompassed in the last 1%?  Like what's missing that makes you say you haven't 100% wooed her?  

I'm coming from the camp that woo does not equal sects, which is the basis of my questions.   

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Honest question:  What is encompassed in the last 1%?  Like what's missing that makes you say you haven't 100% wooed her?  

I'm coming from the camp that woo does not equal sects, which is the basis of my questions.   

Fair question. I guess in my mind, it's if we agree we are in an exclusive relationship, officially.

 

[James Daulton]

Fair question. I guess in my mind, it's if we agree we are in an exclusive relationship, officially.

Shouldn't you at least get to 3rd base before you do this?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lawn?  What is this the 70s?

Need to work towards pavement (darts?) imo

 

[bagger]

I guess it's not "official" yet, but I'm not looking elsewhere (and she knows that), and she's made it pretty clear she's not either. No need to label it as a relationship just yet, but I think things are progressing in that direction.

Sounds like you need to have another SERIOUS DISCUSSION.

 

[jon_mx]

At 98% you should be getting anal .  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At 98% you should be getting anal .  

Maybe he prefers to give it.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You missed a good bit of the story, and some of which I am not at liberty to share, but that has been discussed ad damn nauseum in here I can assure you, though, this is not headed for the friendzone, barring any unforeseen landmines. 

Sort of the nature and design of landmines, the unforeseen thing I mean

 

[belljr]

Way to be subtle , guys

There is a fine art to innuendo.

For example.....

Has she given you a kegel hug, if you know what I mean

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I've never played lawn darts, so I don't get the reference.

He has poked her with his Colonel boner, but not in any orifices as of yet.  The little Colonel has not been let out of its polyblend cage, but it has pushed against the walls.

 

[El Floppo]

I ####### love the schtick belljr is running.  

 

[shadyridr]

Good stuff NJR. Nothing beats the excitement of a brewing romance! #### all the haters.

 

[bro1ncos]

You can definitely tell the age difference in some of the posters in this thread. Some are shocked they haven't had coitus within the first month of the relationship, while others (myself included) think that the pace is moving along nicely considering all the baggage many of us GenXers carry at this stage in our life.

Keep working it Colonel.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

You came in your pants during a hugging session?

No, stupid.  That's a slip 'n slide.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I ####### love the schtick belljr is running.  

I'm still trying to figure out what he means.

 

[Timmay]

99% wooing?!?! Well done, I knew I would get sucked back in this thread. 

 

[nysfl2]

I'm still trying to figure out what he means.

I'm trying to figure out what part Floppo thinks is shtick

 

[belljr]

I ####### love the schtick belljr is running.  

I'm still trying to figure out what he means.

If you don't know what I mean, then you don't know what I mean... if you know what I mean 

 

[El Floppo]

If you don't know what I mean, then you don't know what I mean... if you know what I mean 

you had me at if.

 

[EYLive]

How awesome/spooky would it be if Marissa "WOOOO"'s during orgasm. 

 

[beercat]

not yet, but we have played lawn darts... if you know what I mean

Lawn Dart
It's where a girl is doogystyle on a bed and you climb up the bedpost and do a backflip and try to stick your #### in her #######.

 

[El Floppo]

Lawn Dart
It's where a girl is doogystyle on a bed and you climb up the bedpost and do a backflip and try to stick your #### in her #######. if you catch my drift.

 

[bagger]

You can definitely tell the age difference in some of the posters in this thread. Some are shocked they haven't had coitus within the first month of the relationship, while others (myself included) think that the pace is moving along nicely considering all the baggage many of us GenXers carry at this stage in our life.

Keep working it Colonel.

I'm a married gen xer and think this is going at a glacial pace. Spooning needs to turn to sporking ASAP or some dude in an affliction t shirt is going to scoop the poon.

 

[MikeIke]

99% wooing?!?! Well done, I knew I would get sucked back in this thread. 

Last I was in the thread it was at 98%, now I have to wade through 6 pages for a 1% increase.

 

[El Floppo]

Last I was in the thread it was at 98%, now I have to wade through 6 pages for a 1% increase.

they've had even more coffee!

 

[MikeIke]

Pls post a pic SOON.

No, but it appears the good colonel seemingly got what he needed from the FFA and has since decided he won't provide updates, pictures etc.  Very lame IMO.

What is your obsession with getting pics of this anonymous 40-something single mom living in suburbia? 

 

[NotSmart]

What is your obsession with getting pics of this anonymous 40-something single mom living in suburbia? 

Moreso, it's pretty uncool actually.

 

[Gordo]

I think I was only at like 78% when I got engaged.

 

[MikeIke]

Colonel,  can you tell us a celebrity she somewhat resembles? Trying to get a picture in my mind. 

FYI,  in my mind this is youhttp://i1.wp.com/www.gonola.com/images/saints-fan_flickr_user-modenadude.jpg

 

[Keerock]

Colonel,  can you tell us a celebrity she somewhat resembles? Trying to get a picture in my mind. 

FYI,  in my mind this is youhttp://i1.wp.com/www.gonola.com/images/saints-fan_flickr_user-modenadude.jpg

Way to keep up GB