Worst five words you could say on a first date? (1 Viewer)

[dhockster]

I like how some people are doing 5 syllables rather than 5 words. It's not a haiku!

 

[dhockster]

Enya, Yanni, or John Tesh?

 

[fantasycurse42]

It's a pimple, not herpes.

(although in fairness, if you need to say this, you're already likely done)

 

[fantasycurse42]

I WAS IN THE WATER!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Joe knows. http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/classic-joe.jpg

 

[Guest]

Do you have a yorkie?

 

[Bucky86]

I want kids, like yesterday...

 

[Freelove]

Let me share my testimony.

 

[Hilts]

I can shoot five ounces.

 

[Ignoramus]

I've never heard of "docking."

 

[Fat Nick]

Seen "Two Girls, One Cup?"

 

[CGRdrJoe]

you got a purty mouth

 

[El Floppo]

I really love you already.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I am from north Florida

 

[bshell27]

You want fries with that?

 

[dhockster]

Wanna see "Spray the Walls"?

 

[Donkey Derp]

I killed Cecil the lion

 

[ATC1]

Have you found Jesus Christ?

 

[Spin]

We're splitting the tab...... right?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Hi my name is Eminence

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Hi, my handle is Eminence."

My moves are from Eminence.

According to my friend, Eminence

Hi my name is Eminence

 

[gianmarco]

It puts the lotion on......

 

[Bonfire]

Yes supersized!...obviously....diet coke.

 

[=Smackdown=]

Does this smell like chloroform?

 

[Parrothead]

How much for a handjob?

 

[Snoopy]

You look just like grandma

 

[AAABatteries]

Does double-sided dildo count as 2 or 3 words?

 

[Gr00vus]

First cousins isn't really incest.

 

[D_House]

I think the condom broke

 

[Ash]

I'm going to rape you

And you call yourself an Officer.

They have Internal Affairs for a reason.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

oops, I crapped my pants.

 

[TakiToki]

Hey baby, want to wrestle?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You got a poisoned cooze?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

oops, I crapped my pants.

Good thing I read till the very end of the thread, I entered to thread just to post the video link.

 

[Tbone]

Hey, wanna shave my junk?

 

[Zow]

Whaddya got?

"Olive Garden is the best!"

Yeah I've had sex with girls who said this on a first date.

I'd toss out "pedophile", "represent", "normal", etc. as my nominations.

 

[cstu]

Let me get up in those guts.

 

[bostonfred]

Your skin's the right size

 

[Parrothead]

can I sniff your underpants?

 

[sho nuff]

What's your stance on fingerblasting?

 

[rockaction]

Wanna smell this toilet paper?

 

[Otis]

Do Don and Dawn rhyme?

 

[Otis]

You look like my dad.

 

[pats3in4]

You remind me of Mother.

 

[Slinger]

Your sister is my Cleveland.

 

[bostonfred]

You look like my dad.

I once asked a girl in a bar what town she was from. She told me she I asked if she had relatives in some other town. She said no and I said that's amazing because you look just like my friend Steve. In my head that was a compliment because Steve had a hot sister, but she didn't get it.

 

[Tbone]

You look like my dad.

I once asked a girl in a bar what town she was from. She told me she I asked if she had relatives in some other town. She said no and I said that's amazing because you look just like my friend Steve. In my head that was a compliment because Steve had a hot sister, but she didn't get it.

That's more than 5 words

 

[elguapo07]

Put on this strap on

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh, you're still here.

 

[elguapo07]

I'm Mikey from Life cereal