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Worst Halloween candy? (1 Viewer)

Candy corn and Circus peanuts in a tie for the worst.

However Hersheys candy corn flavored kisses rock.

 
A year and a half and 67 posts and you still don't have the answer.

Smarties are the ghetto candy of all ghetto candy. YWIA.

 
One year my mom made me take a paper halloween bad because she didn't want me to ruin her pillow cases. So we get to one house and they are giving out little jugs of juice. Wouldn't you know that the one they gave me had a small hole in it and it leaked through my bag and it broke.

So there I am a 10 year old kid about 1/2 mile from home trying to keep my candy from falling out of a wet paper bag. When I finally got home I think I had about 5 wet pieces of candy left so I took TWO pillow cases, cut holes in one to make a quick ghost costume, and used the other for my trick n treat bag and RAN to as many houses as I could to get a respectable haul.

So I nominate little jugs of juice, or anything liquid, as the worst halloween treat.

 
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Godsbrother said:
One year my mom made me take a paper halloween bad because she didn't want me to ruin her pillow cases. So we get to one house and they are giving out little jugs of juice. Wouldn't you know that the one they gave me had a small hole in it and it leaked through my bag and it broke.So there I am a 10 year old kid about 1/2 mile from home trying to keep my candy from falling out of a wet paper bag. When I finally got home I think I had about 5 wet pieces of candy left so I took TWO pillow cases, cut holes in one to make a quick ghost costume, and used the other for my trick n treat bag and RAN to as many houses as I could to get a respectable haul.So I nominate little jugs of juice, or anything liquid, as the worst halloween treat.
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That was a good story... What did your mom do when she found out what you did?
 
Its been 20 years since I went trick or treating, but I would have to vote - Chunky.

I also disliked Sugar Daddies (big fan of sugar babies though. Do they make those anymore?)

 
'Balco said:
Its been 20 years since I went trick or treating, but I would have to vote - Chunky.I also disliked Sugar Daddies (big fan of sugar babies though. Do they make those anymore?)
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Chunky is :moneybag: just out of the freezer. :shark: move.ETA: Sugar Babies were awesome, but you might as well pour a jar of sugar down your throat to save time. LOL. Sugar Daddies were great when I was in the mood to self-extract a few teeth.
 
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Do they not make those nasty pretend taffy, beige, putty looking piles of crud wrapped in black and orange wax paper with little halloween characters on them in the States? They are the worst.

 
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Who the hell goves out circus peanuts for Halloween? If this really happens, those are #1 with a bullet.

#2 - Candy corn

#3 - Whoppers (malted milk balls)

 
Kinda surprised at the hate candy corn is getting. It's certainly not the Cadillac of candies, but it can be enjoyable if fresh.

 
non-chocolate tootsie rolls.

oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.

 
There's almost no candy out there that I can't enjoy at least a little.

Candy corn isn't terrible as long as it's fresh. Same thing with circus peanuts and whoppers. But as soon as they go a little stale they get pretty nasty.

Probably my least favorite is black licorice. Never been a fan of that taste.

 
Candy corn pretty well sucks (consideriing all of the great candy out there), I'll concede… but it just seems right to have some in the fall.

Those cheap-o hard candies (like butterscotch or cinnamon discs and those strawberry things)… Those all suck bad.

 
'El Floppo said:
non-chocolate tootsie rolls.oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
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I love the fruit tootsie rolls!hate the vanillawe always buy smarties and older kids get one roll of smartiesyounger kids get handfulls of the good candyif my son is giving out candy with me when he sees older kids coming up he'll volunteer to smartie them"I'll smartie 'em for ya"lol
 
'B-Deep said:
'El Floppo said:
non-chocolate tootsie rolls.oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
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I love the fruit tootsie rolls!hate the vanillawe always buy smarties and older kids get one roll of smartiesyounger kids get handfulls of the good candyif my son is giving out candy with me when he sees older kids coming up he'll volunteer to smartie them"I'll smartie 'em for ya"lol
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Vanilla are the best ones.Lime are the suck.
 
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