Worst thing my wife has ever said to me (1 Viewer)

[Patrick Bateman]

Got into an argument with my wife tonight. She has issues with spending. I told her that I was tired of her lying to me about what she spends money on. She went off on me and said that she issn't in love with me, and that she prays that I'll die in my sleep. My teenage daughter heard this from the other room, and burst into tears. I feel sick to my stomach. We've had issues in the past, but damn.

 

[jonboltz]

Insta-divorce.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Ugh. Sorry to hear that. Have you two been going to counseling? Sounds like it's over.

 

[NCCommish]

Yeah that's pretty much an exit line.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

If she still screws ya who cares? If she says we aint secksin no more then move on

 

[Chemical X]

check please!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[rockaction]

Wow. Sorry, man.

Sleep with one eye open until the divorce, that's for sure.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

I opened this thinking it was "you have a small pecker".

Reality is worse. I would get a lawyer ASAP.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"I do"

 

[shadyridr]

Lol yup dont think it gets much worse than that

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Height and weight check

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Ok man, you know what, take a deep breath, get out for a bit, sleep on it. Put your daughter first.

People throw hand grenades, just don't let them blow everything up.

Call a close friend or brother, have some beers, talk it out, be 100% honest, get some perspective.

Talk to your wife separately, away from the house, and see if she can agree on what it takes to ensure that your daughter emerges ok.

Hang in there. Good luck and God Bless.

 

[rockaction]

Ok man, you know what, take a deep breath, get out for a bit, sleep on it. Put your daughter first.

People throw hand grenades, just don't let them blow everything up.

Call a close friend or brother, have some beers, talk it out, be 100% honest, get some perspective.

Talk to your wife separately, away from the house, and see if she can agree on what it takes to ensure that your daughter emerges ok.

Hang in there. Good luck and God Bless.

Very good advice.

 

[Mario Kart]

Post #15 = Start hiding money.

 

[Fennis]

 

[Osaurus]

What's the life insurance situation? For a friend.

 

[jon_mx]

if only my soon to be ex said things that sweet.

 

[Slapdash]

I opened this thinking it was "you have a small pecker".

Reality is worse. I would get a lawyer ASAP.

I thought his wife found out he ejaculated on their daughter's bed

 

[Insein]

Post #15 = Start hiding money.

Sounds a little late for that.

 

[shadyridr]

I opened this thinking it was "you have a small pecker".

Reality is worse. I would get a lawyer ASAP.

I thought his wife found out he ejaculated on their daughter's bed

and thats why the daughter was crying

 

[belljr]

I figured the worst thing would be "Is it in yet"

ETA: Sorry if the OP was serious

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Yeah it sounds like end game. Sad.

 

[Zaxxon]

WWOJD?

 

[Das Boot]

Now we need to figure out the worst thing you can say back to her.

 

[Jayrod]

Geez that's terrible. Sorry man, I hate divorce but that is too much for a man to take.

 

[Koya]

Good luck to you and your daughter.

 

[Wingnut]

Sounds like spending isn't the only issue she has.

 

[Insein]

Ask her how long shes been banging other guys.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I'm not perfect by any means, but my goodness. Not really sure how to approach this now. Been sitting outside trying to figure out what to do.

 

[tri-man 47]

Sorry your daughter had to hear that. Teenage years are so challenging anyway ...adding this makes it more difficult. Do all you can to protect her. I wish you well, but I really hope she comes out of all this OK.

 

[Quez]

Haha holy ish man, that sounds like a hell of a battle. I have had gfs where we used to fight like that. Don't miss them one bit. Your relationship has become more bro and sister instead of husband and wife

 

[Henry Ford]

Addicts say a lot of stuff they don't mean to deflect from their addictions.

 

[eoMMan]

I'm not perfect by any means, but my goodness. Not really sure how to approach this now. Been sitting outside trying to figure out what to do.

Just don't do anything that will hurt you, your kid, or the soon to be ex.

And don't do anything that will put anyone in jail.

Take a walk. Stay at a friend's house or get a hotel for the night.

 

[culdeus]

Height and weight check

Guessing 5-9 182

 

[Daywalker]

Now we need to figure out the worst thing you can say back to her.

You make those jeans look fat.

 

[Billy Bats]

Addicts say a lot of stuff they don't mean to deflect from their addictions.

Liars even moreso. They don't like being called out.GL man. You don't sound fired up, even still take the others advice and get away for a couple hours at least, maybe even the night if just so she doesn't keep the fight going. Nothing good can happen tonight.

 

[bushdocda]

If this is true it's ####ed up.

If it's not it's ####ed up.

 

[mquinnjr]

Sorry, boss. Yeah, that sounds like she dug as deep as she could to hurt you. Don't take this the wrong way, but if her making your daughter cry didn't phase her after saying something like that, I have a hard time coming away from reading that and not assuming she's evil.

I don't think formulating a safe landing is a terrible idea, just in case.

 

[RUSF18]

Aren't you the guy who drinks 40 beers a day?

 

[trogg78]

What lies did she tell? What was she spending money on?

 

[JohnnyU]

Time for Vegas

 

[McGarnicle]

Most married people wish their spouse would die. At least she wants you to go without suffering.

 

[McGarnicle]

Put a dead raccoon in her panty drawer.

 

[Bucky86]

Sleep with her husband.

 

[CurlyNight]

I'm not perfect by any means, but my goodness. Not really sure how to approach this now. Been sitting outside trying to figure out what to do.

My cousin went through this a 6 years ago. Has 2 kids: now 11 and 8. The wife really didn't love him. He wanted to stay in the marriage for the kids sake especially since they were so young. They tried counseling and all but in the end, she just didn't love him anymore, the kids sense that, and it turned out for the best for him to divorce. He is now happily married with a gal who has a 4 year old daughter and all the kids are doing fine. The mom is still in the boys' lives so it took some adjustment but it can be done. I don't believe in staying married for the kid's sake when things are pretty bad and there is no light in sight. Good luck. Take it a day at a time beginning with marriage counseling,

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

She must know about you spankin it in your daughter's bed

 

[Fennis]

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[mr roboto]

Yeah, if this is true,sorry. But based on your posting history I'm not getting involved to find out this is bull####.

 

[The Big Guy]

I was hoping that today was Friday when I read the first post.