rockaction
Footballguy
I keep having trouble figuring out who the dumbest member of the board is. You keep reminding me.
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Would Ronda Rousey kick your ###? (2 Viewers)
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lod01
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
matuski > time to step your game up. You're down on all the cards with only minutes left.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Worm
slimy ninja
lod01
Footballguy
That's all you got?
That's weaker than the effort you would put up when you wind up wearing your ### for a hat after Ronda is done with you.
rockaction
Footballguy
No, he's delusional. He thinks he's scoring against 6'1" point guards who run faster than the speed of light.
I'd get beaten by Rousey. I'm 42. I'm just not sure my friends wouldn't have a say in the matter.
rockaction
Footballguy
Guess so, brohan.That's all you got?
:shrugs:
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
Softballguy
Footballguy
This schtick may have worked a few years ago, but after seeing the talent level of many women in the division there's just no way anyone can write this stuff now and be taken seriously.
The correct answer is if you have less than a year in legit MMA training, Ronda would hit you a few times, throw you down, and submit you all in under 10 seconds. It doesn't matter that you have "x" number of pounds on her, if you were "x" number of years younger, if you think you could take a punch from her, etc, etc.
matuski
Footballguy
Anyone who's take away from a claim regarding a fight with tiny people (guy or girl) is one of a "tough guy" completely missed something.
rockaction
Footballguy
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
matuski
Footballguy
Saying you can handle people a foot shorter and 100lbs lighter is not in any way I can fathom "tough".There ya go. Knew we could count on you.
eta - Rousey would kick my ###.
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rockaction
Footballguy
Yeah, but DANA WHITE!Saying you can handle people a foot shorter and 100lbs lighter is not in any way I can fathom "tough".There ya go. Knew we could count on you.
James Daulton
Footballguy
To me, it's not her punches that would be the primary concern (although I'm sure those would still be an issue), if she got you on the ground, she'd be at such an extreme advantage that I think it would be over quickly.
rockaction
Footballguy
Mods: Please change thread title to "succubus"
NCCommish
Footballguy
Obviously you want to avoid ground if possible for as long as possible. She gets you there and training should give her a win.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
This is how I feel. At 6'1" and 215 pounds, I have the size. I still squat, deadlift, and bench over 300 pounds. I match up with her strength. And that is where it ends. I boxed for a little bit in HS. That means nothing compared to her level of fighting skills.
I think I could take a few of her punches but eventually she would knock me out. If she got me on the ground, it would be over as fast as I could tap out.
I would last 30 seconds. This broad is quick, strong, highly trained, and tough.
Softballguy
Footballguy
Rules could dictate she could not punch and she'd still take you down and submit you in seconds. There isn't really anything you can do to avoid the ground against her... maybe running around as fast as you could, but that would only buy you 10 seconds.
Unless you've rolled or sparred with the caliber of fighter today's MMA -male and female- you have no idea the level they're on.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
With her judo and fight experience, she'd kick my ###. Having said that, that knockout looked so sloppy. Just haymakers and wild punches and aggression.
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fruity pebbles
Footballguy
Anyone who says no is fooling themselves. Got my butt handed to me regularly in practice by a girl who was good but nowhere near Rouseys league and i have some idea what im doing.
lod01
Footballguy
My guess is that these 5 would go in cocky as well and end up carted out on a stretcher and hooked up to life support.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
I was a work out maniac in HS. I ran, biked, weight trained, and boxed 2 rounds twice a week. Boxing is extremely exhausting.
Endurance conditioning would not matter if I was in the ring with Rousey. She would beat me before I got tired.
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
People have no idea if theyve never rolled with someone who has been training awhile. Guys who trained regularly for only 6-12 months would beat big guys fresh off the street in 30 seconds, sometimes less.
Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
Being in shape or not has nothing to do with it. Anyone without extensive training in submission grappling is getting tapped pretty much whenever she wants to grab something. Also, LOL @ dudes with no training "keeping it standing" against an Olympic medalist judoka. Even JJ Watt is likely gonna go for a ride if he ties up with her. Leverage & technique >>> size & strength.
That said, it's probably equally dumb if anyone thinks she's beating any professional male MMA fighters.
That said, it's probably equally dumb if anyone thinks she's beating any professional male MMA fighters.
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E Street Brat
Footballguy
I'm also 5'7 and the extra 25 pounds I'm carrying is no advantage.
See, I think guys who outweigh her by 100+ should be able to take her - easily.
Assuming you are 235+ with more muscle than fat, I will assume you are a decent athlete - not world class, but enough to be able to use your athleticism and weight to take on an undersized woman. You overestimate the advantage she would have in close - against like sized opponents, sure she has an advantage. But with an extra 100 pounds, she won't have the same leverage she enjoys against most of us. Then, pure weight on her will wear her out as fast as you get worn out.
If you have any boxing skills, you could use your reach advantage if she does not charge you. jabs, not power punches will keep you from wearing yourself out.
But, worse case scenario is you should be able to bear hug her, and body slam her, and don't let go....
Assuming you are 235+ with more muscle than fat, I will assume you are a decent athlete - not world class, but enough to be able to use your athleticism and weight to take on an undersized woman. You overestimate the advantage she would have in close - against like sized opponents, sure she has an advantage. But with an extra 100 pounds, she won't have the same leverage she enjoys against most of us. Then, pure weight on her will wear her out as fast as you get worn out.
If you have any boxing skills, you could use your reach advantage if she does not charge you. jabs, not power punches will keep you from wearing yourself out.
But, worse case scenario is you should be able to bear hug her, and body slam her, and don't let go....
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
If history is any guide she would not even be able to locate me in the ring. I am invisible to young attractive women.
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
Also even you strong guys will be so gassed a minute or two in, you'll be begging her to submit you. fitst mistake new people make is trying to overpower everything and be under constant tension.
hagmania
Footballguy
The most delusional are the votes thinking they wouldn't win outright but would last 'til the decision.
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
You dont think she trains against much bigger guys in her gym? Ones who actually know what their doing?
hagmania
Footballguy
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
even if she didn't murder me and I lasted all 15 minutes, it would probably end up being death by puking anyway.
Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
Size (with zero training) is probably, if anything, a disadvantage against an elite judoka. As soon as you go to lean on her she's shifting and using your momentum against you, and you're suddenly flying through the air.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
But you can line up and try.You'll never have a ticket, because the getting is special.it would be a special thing to see you get your ### kickedCrap, this chick gets rolled on an average street in SPFLD, MA if nobody steps in.
Holy cow.
You #######.
Seriously.
I'll give you my number and we can have one.
eta* I'm ready.
eta2* You missed it when they knocked all my teeth out and pulled a gun to my head there. But 5'7" Ronda! You don't even know how clueless you are, which is what is funny about this. You have no idea, son. Go comfort yourself somewhere in the hopes of being an internet icon. You're nothing.
tommyboy
Footballguy
the guy next to me is 300 and i think he could take her. only way she could get him is if she kept her distance and hit/kicked him repeatedly, he'd go down eventually. But if she got in close, all he'd have to do is bear hug her, drop her on the canvas and put her in the ####### cobra, she'd be dead within a minute or two.
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
And those big guys would be so slow that she would kick their legs till they collapse.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I wonder what the answers would be if the question were changed to could you go 5 one minute rounds, with 3 minutes of rest between each round, or if not how many could you go?
That would incentivize trying to stay away and delay, and would negate her conditioning, to an extent. My guess is that even this would not substantially change outcomes, but would change perception of the challenge, for some.
That would incentivize trying to stay away and delay, and would negate her conditioning, to an extent. My guess is that even this would not substantially change outcomes, but would change perception of the challenge, for some.
rockaction
Footballguy
Even I love this.But you can line up and try.You'll never have a ticket, because the getting is special.it would be a special thing to see you get your ### kickedCrap, this chick gets rolled on an average street in SPFLD, MA if nobody steps in.
Holy cow.
You #######.
Seriously.
I'll give you my number and we can have one.
eta* I'm ready.
eta2* You missed it when they knocked all my teeth out and pulled a gun to my head there. But 5'7" Ronda! You don't even know how clueless you are, which is what is funny about this. You have no idea, son. Go comfort yourself somewhere in the hopes of being an internet icon. You're nothing.
