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List some scenarios in here and what @Nathan R. Jessep would do in such scenarios. Perhaps we can all learn to live a better life. 

For example:

You spill coffee on your button-up shirt right before you have to leave for a wedding. WWNRJ do? Grab your trusty Saints cap and T and you are good to go. 

Pizza gets delivered by a smoking hot lady co-ed. She says that she is out of sausage. She has been out of sausage for too long. Really misses sausage. Wonders if NRJ has any sausage. Says she'd be happy with just the tip and then be on her way. WWNRJD? Scramble off to the bedroom and come back with some half dollars as a tip. Would also probably advise that there is a butcher down the street that may have sausage. 

Cashier at the grocery store asks for your phone number to "give you a discount". She totally smiles too and asks "if you found everything you needed". WWNRJ do? Start a thread about it. 

 
President Nathan R. Jessup, still reeling from an unprecedented season in which his pathetic cry of loneliness to an online sports opinion board mushroomed into a new ethic for America and successful 3rd-party candidacy for the nation's highest office, met with Russian premier Vladimir Putin today. Exchanging sable hat for Saints' ballcap - which troubled both animal activists and Falcon fans - they posed for cameras before entering the Superdome  (the "Cajun White House") for talks. After a productive meeting, things turned ugly when Putin went in for a hug and President Jessup misread a secondary embrace and kissed the Communist leader flush on the mouth. Press Secretary Andrei Sebowski explained that the inexperienced President had been misinformed by his stadium-full of advisors on diplomatic protocol and became over-stimulated at the sight of Putin's neck tattoo. Most people in the know declared that the summit actually went quite well, with the new leader of the free world appearing to believe every word the Russian despot had to say.

 
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Car salesman: "I talked to my manager, and he's willing to come down to $14,999 on this one."

NRJ: "Oh, no thanks, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble. I'll just pay the advertised price."

 

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