Your First Ever Tweet -- Without Context (1 Viewer)

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Blue Steel all you want.  You're still drinking mimosas.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

F***ing Choice!

 

[Limp Ditka]

26,319 premium pricing. They set a 3 game record earlier in the year against the Twins. Yankees arent worth extra $20-$40

 

[matuski]

I haven't ever twittered.

 

[Foosball God]

I haven't seen a blowout this bad since I drank a half a fifth of tequila in college.

 

[El Floppo]

King kong's balls?... I said ping pong balls.

 

[tommyboy]

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[strykerpks]

Happy birthday to me! Gonna get crunk

 

[Scoresman]

Can babies get on hard like an 3 year old..?

 

[Cjw_55106]

@radioTomBarnard always loved the show, but Twitter has turned you into a drama queen. How long will this drag on? Piss or get off the pot!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all??"

 

[kevzilla]

How do I find my first Tweet? Explain it to me like I'm @General Malaise 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

How do I find my first Tweet? Explain it to me like I'm @General Malaise 

if you know the approximate time you joined, you can fill in your username (Replace XXXXXX below) and date range in this string

from:XXXXXX since:2010-01-12 until:2010-06-12

then copy and paste that into the search bar on Twitter

 

[kevzilla]

Get off my lawn!

 

[kevzilla]

if you know the approximate time you joined, you can fill in your username (Replace XXXXXX below) and date range in this string

from:XXXXXX since:2010-01-12 until:2010-06-12

then copy and paste that into the search bar on Twitter

TYVM

 

[Scoresman]

Ok I lied.  This is a link to my real first tweet and please follow my account.

https://twitter.com/AiroMakiSun/status/426920907102097408

 

[Mister CIA]

I have an exclusivity deal with FBG that does not allow me to create content for Twitter.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

You Retweeted

Tom Crabtree‏Verified account @itsCrab 7 Jan 2013

Can't decide if my farts smell like steamed broccoli or if steamed broccoli smells like my farts. #socialmedia

 

[ZenMaster]

Happy New Year 2015! #LasVegasNYE

 

[Hawks64]

Really nervous about this game.

 

[bushdocda]

Why isn't Eli manning stupid in the 4th quarter too?  I can't handle him being good.

 

[Sinn Fein]

18 Jun 2009

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I am learning how to tweet - I have one follower!

 

[mr roboto]

@radioTomBarnard always loved the show, but Twitter has turned you into a drama queen. How long will this drag on? Piss or get off the pot!

Please tell me you've given up on him. He's ####### terrible. 

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hello world!

 

[TheAristocrat]

Never sent a single tweet.  I'm not that bored with life.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Please tell me you've given up on him. He's ####### terrible. 

It's been months or maybe even a year since he's hit my airwaves. 

 

[eurotrashman]

I mostly retweet.  

 

[shuke]

Is @dj_jeffrito really a DJ? #bull####

- 4/22/11

 

[urbanhack]

Is @dj_jeffrito really a DJ? #bull####

- 4/22/11

 

[NotSmart]

Rectum?

 

[MikeIke]

@realdonaldtrump You're a piece of garbage and I really wish you would just die.

 

[Sebowski]

Damnit Scooby.... 

 But we will build. Join us. "@graciewaggleton: OMFG! It's going to be another 4 ***ing years until we get another chance. 4.DAMN.YEARS."

 

[Sebowski]

2nd tweet....

 Can't wait!  "@marvie34ever: There are just 1,437 days until the 2018 World Cup kicks off in Russia #USMNT"

 

[Insein]

Real tweet or schtick?

 

[shuke]

Real tweet or schtick?

is there really a difference?

 

[Psychopav]

"Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament.There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity,and the true way of all your loves on earth..."

- J.R.R. Tolkien

 

[The Gator]

I bet that ball boy wishes it was Fernando Torres who took a kick at him.

 

[RokNRole]

I don't tweet

 

[skol asylum]

Not a tweet, but my first Facebook post...

It's 2015 and I finally caved and joined Facebook. #shakesfistatMarkZuckerberg

 

[SacramentoBob]

I'd love to suck on those things.

 

[gianmarco]

I'd love to suck on those things.

Need some context.

 

[BoltBacker]

Need some context.

https://somecountryforoldmen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/sailors.jpg