Your Life in Just Six Words (1 Viewer)

[Johnny Rock]

Had big plans, chose joy instead.

As inspired by "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure," by Fershleiser and Smith.

 

[Joe Summer]

My life is just six words long.

 

[Scoresman]

I like peeing on women's feet.

 

[Kanil]

My life is just six words long.

That's seven words. Four five six.

 

[McGarnicle]

Could I please get a do-over?

 

[Parrothead]

I once laid a pygmy goat

 

[Major]

Major had a quote in that book. Yeah, im kind of a big deal #fbg

 

[avoiding injuries]

My family has become my everything.

 

[bigbottom]

I masturbate with verve and aplomb.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You're finished already?

 

[D in the D]

The revolution will not be televised.

 

[lakerstan]

Need more time - not done yet.

 

[TheAristocrat]

First of three miracles in 1980.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Changing dramatically in about a month

 

[Bogart]

The next forty years are mine.

 

[mon]

born a jackass, Jesus forgives me

 

[avoiding injuries]

The Olive Garden has tasty food.

 

[SeaDogStat]

FML, GFY

 

[WampusCat43]

No way I am that old.

 

[Jaysus]

Could I please get a do-over?

Whoa, that is nearly exactly mine.

 

[skol asylum]

Here i am now entertain me.

 

[tuffnutt]

#### IT!! LET'S GET A BEER!

 

[McGarnicle]

The money's on the dresser, ho.

 

[Scoresman]

ENOUGH OF THIS ####IN' WIFE ####!

 

[Major]

I had sex with your wife

 

[dickey moe]

Write rhymes, eat, drink, ####, bone.

 

[B-Deep]

monkeys monkeys monkeys manning pitt timberlake

 

[Soulfly3]

Wish I Was Still In University

 

[BroadwayG]

Tonight at the Pit, everyone gets

 

[McGarnicle]

monkeys monkeys monkeys manning pitt timberlake

Omaha Omaha 51's the mike huthut

 

[Brony]

Toy Story 2 was just OK

 

[Zigg]

I work and sleep too much.

 

[Parrothead]

I still haven't learned how to count

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron's got dates, haters gonna hate.

 

[Jayded]

What the hell just happened here?

 

[Foosball God]

Swirling in a land of confusion

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sit on a potato pan Otis.

 

[Anarchy99]

Murder and marriage carry life sentences.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

 

[optionmaven]

Women want him, men want to be him.

 

[optionmaven]

whiy is my peepee so small?

 

[optionmaven]

are you my real daddy mister?

 

[sublimeone]

the best is yet to come

 

[BobbyLayne]

Had many dreams. Some came true.

 

[fatness]

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

 

[fantasycurse42]

What the #### happened to me?

 

[belljr]

I am a waste of sperm

 

[Dr Oadi]

Could have been a lot better.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Could have been a lot better.

Could have been a lot worse

 

[Wrigley]

Climb on get busy