Your Strangest "Compulsion" (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

What's something you do that you likely assume not many others on this planet do? Anything goes, but do try to be honest in what you write.

Funny, vulgar, strange... Anything goes.

Me: Everytime I use a public toilet or urinal, I wave/give a thumbs up "into" it, in the off chance that there's a piss cam hidden in there.

I'm not shy or nervous, but if if it ever happened, and it made it to the net, it'd funny to be seen giving a thumbs up first.

Go.

 

[MC Gas Money]

If the volume on a tv is an odd number it drives me crazy and I have to put it on an even number

I take my pants off when I poop

I lift my leg every time I fart

Oh. And after I fart I stick my hand down my pants to make sure it wasnt wet

 

[Fennis]

I use hidden cameras to film guys taking leaks in public toilets.

 

[Soulfly3]

I also "flick"/shake my comforter before I go to bed, to make sure there are no millipedes hiding in there.

 

[mr roboto]

Odd numbered volume. I start every set of steps on my left foot and count as I go up or down.

 

[skol asylum]

Even number on radio volume, look under covers for bark scorpions.

 

[johnnycakes]

I guess I have this thing for Chinese women.

 

[The General]

I use hidden cameras to film guys taking leaks in public toilets.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm another even number volume guy

 

[jon_mx]

I am kind of weird, I never had the urge to stick my hands down my pants to see if I #### them

 

[Carver]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

 

[GOB]

Everyone saying they check their covers for insects and such have me scared.

I purposely don't look just so I don't freak myself out. DON'T ASK DON'T TELL policy.

 

[Koya]

I have some asinine compulsion to follow and post inane stupidity on the FFA internets forum.

 

[Christo]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

 

[bigmarc27]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

I think I get this one - I prefer lamps at night / natural light during the day. It's much easier on the eyes.

Also mark me down as another even numbered volume guy.

 

[Christo]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

I think I get this one - I prefer lamps at night / natural light during the day. It's much easier on the eyes.

Also mark me down as another even numbered volume guy.

I was just surprised there was a Carver sighting.

 

[Carver]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

She is texting me right now. The update (when it happens), may take me three hours to post with d:e:tails.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[Christo]

 

[Jeff Vader]

I know we did this before, with a whole slew of hilarious admissions, but I can't find the thread.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

She is texting me right now. The update (when it happens), may take me three hours to post with d:e:tails.

Dis gonna be gud.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Also, I for one and just happy Carver is alive. There were some serious discussions about whether he'd been murdered.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I like to rub my fingers between my toes and inhale the smell deeply. It's practically intoxicating to me. Sometimes I think I should try to bottle it up to sell to homeless junkies, but I'm pretty sure it only works on me.

 

[FUBAR]

Odd numbered volume. I start every set of steps on my left foot and count as I go up or down.

I often count my steps on stairs too.

My wife is an even number volume person. She had a phobia (not really but she called it that) of odd numbers. Our first date was an even date, engaged on an even day, married on an even date and even month (not year though), have an even number of children and live in even number houses.

I pull off my toenails.

 

[Christo]

Odd numbered volume. I start every set of steps on my left foot and count as I go up or down.

I often count my steps on stairs too.

My wife is an even number volume person. She had a phobia (not really but she called it that) of odd numbers. Our first date was an even date, engaged on an even day, married on an even date and even month (not year though), have an even number of children and live in even number houses.

I pull off my toenails.

I would too.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I swear this thread is like deja vu all over again.

 

[Soulfly3]

I remember as a kid I used to tighten my left or right ### muscle everytime we drove past a lamp post.

Yes, meaning sometimes hundreds of times.

No idea why I did it, but probably why I have such a nice dumper in my 30s

 

[MC Gas Money]

When I take my shirt off at the end of the day I pick put the little fuzzball that builds up in my belly button and suck on it because its salty

 

[MAC_32]

I must do everything a prime number of times

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I use paper clips or bobby pins to tickle/ scratch inside my ear. Sorta like Q-Tips but more extreme.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I remember as a kid I used to tighten my left or right ### muscle everytime we drove past a lamp post.

Yes, meaning sometimes hundreds of times.

No idea why I did it, but probably why I have such a nice dumper in my 30s

When I was a kid on long trips I would bounce (in my mind) from left to right between either telephone poles or other vehicles on the road.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I have an awful compulsion of counting letters in words on my fingers.

I = 1

h = 2

a = 3

v = 4

e =5

a = 6

n = 7

...

 

[Frostillicus]

Shutting off overhead lights when I walk into a room (if I can control it). I ####### HATE OVERHEAD LIGHTS>....and I have no idea why.

She is texting me right now. The update (when it happens), may take me three hours to post with d:e:tails.

This is so exciting.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I prefer to sit down when I pee

 

[Soulfly3]

I smell my gitch before I hop in the shower.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I smell my gitch before I hop in the shower.

I smell mine just for fun

 

[The General]

I prefer to sit down when I pee

I guess that's one way to avoid having your junk some dude's urinal camera.

 

[FUBAR]

I remember as a kid I used to tighten my left or right ### muscle everytime we drove past a lamp post.

Yes, meaning sometimes hundreds of times.

No idea why I did it, but probably why I have such a nice dumper in my 30s

When I was a kid on long trips I would bounce (in my mind) from left to right between either telephone poles or other vehicles on the road.

When I was a kid, I'd pretend the specks of dirt / dead flies on the windshield of my parents' car was an airplane and I'd move around flying the dirt specks over and around buildings. My parents must have thought I was nuts moving around like that and I never told them that's what I was doing.

 

[MC Gas Money]

When I was a kid I would compulsively gratify myself.

 

[Soulfly3]

When I was a kid, I'd pretend the specks of dirt / dead flies on the windshield of my parents' car was an airplane and I'd move around flying the dirt specks over and around buildings. My parents must have thought I was nuts moving around like that and I never told them that's what I was doing.

How ####ed up is it that I know EXACTLY what youre talking about?

I think I still do it

 

[Andrew74]

When I get excited, I rub my nose. :shrugs:

 

[Guest]

When birds fly in front of my vehicle, I do the BOOM! <pump shotgun sound> BOOM! sound. When others are with me, I just do it in my head.

 

[Wooderson]

When I get excited, I rub my nose. :shrugs:

You and me both. Most of the time I don't even know I do it.

 

[Riversco]

I like to twirl my nosehairs between my fingers.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I begin to count the number of "like"s that people say when they are talking to me - to the point where I am no longer really listening to what they are saying.

I can't use urinals.

I have a horrible habit of not only chewing my fingernails, but eating them afterwards.

 

[Freelove]

I begin to count the number of "like"s that people say when they are talking to me - to the point where I am no longer really listening to what they are saying.

I chose to like that.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I begin to count the number of "like"s that people say when they are talking to me - to the point where I am no longer really listening to what they are saying.

I can't use urinals.

I have a horrible habit of not only chewing my fingernails, but eating them afterwards.

There's a guy in my office that does that and it is the source of discussion amongst my colleagues. Is it because you don't want to talk to another person (stage fright) or is it because you don't want others to look at you?

Always been curious.

 

[badmojo1006]

Every time I go into a new bank, I always count the security cameras. My current bank has the most I have seen, 13.

 

[johnnycakes]

Every time I go into a new bank, I always count the security cameras. My current bank has the most I have seen, 13.

Do you stand there and case the joint before queuing up to do your business?

 

[MAC_32]

I begin to count the number of "like"s that people say when they are talking to me - to the point where I am no longer really listening to what they are saying.

I can't use urinals.

I have a horrible habit of not only chewing my fingernails, but eating them afterwards.

There's a guy in my office that does that and it is the source of discussion amongst my colleagues. Is it because you don't want to talk to another person (stage fright) or is it because you don't want others to look at you?

Always been curious.

The awkward conversation and splash back from the urinal cake. I'm a toilet only guy too. Glad I work at a former girls-only college.