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Zooey Deschanel (1 Viewer)

If you had a shot would you

  • She's a fun girl but not marriage material

    Votes: 50 31.1%
  • I'm locking her down for the long term

    Votes: 104 64.6%
  • I'm not really into women.

    Votes: 7 4.3%

  • Total voters
    161
A little too much effort going into the hipster thing. She lost me at 500 Summer Days. And I hate Death Cab for Cutie. Booty call only.

 
Cute and she has that lemur eyes thing going. The singing could get grating but that's why they make headphones.

 
i'm probably not going to get along with any girl into acting or singing.in before someone strikes out "into acting or singing" and just quotes me as saying "i'm probably not going to get along with any girl"

 
i'm probably not going to get along with any girl into acting or singing.in before someone strikes out "into acting or singing" and just quotes me as saying "i'm probably not going to get along with any girl"
So you picked the 3rd option? :confused:
 
Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.

 
'McGarnicle said:
'Jules Winnfield said:
'eoMMan said:
Meh. She's looking annoying and looks like she'd be horrible in bed. I'll pass on both.
Gonna have to explain this one.
I have to agree, she seems awkward and lacking in sensuality.
I'd think she can handle lying there and moaning at opportune moments. Not a high level skill here.
 
Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.
Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.
 
Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.
Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.
You're better off. Look at it this way, she had a gigantic richard, one of the biggest d-bag, b-list, TV only, actors as her mentor. With the genes from pops running rampant in her body, she didn't have much of a chance at becoming "cool".
 
'McGarnicle said:
'Jules Winnfield said:
'eoMMan said:
Meh. She's looking annoying and looks like she'd be horrible in bed. I'll pass on both.
Gonna have to explain this one.
I have to agree, she seems awkward and lacking in sensuality.
I'd think she can handle lying there and moaning at opportune moments. Not a high level skill here.
Sounds about as thrilling as ####### a sack of mangoes with a cutout of her face taped to it. Not that I would know what that is like. :unsure:
 
Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.
Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.
You're better off. Look at it this way, she had a gigantic richard, one of the biggest d-bag, b-list, TV only, actors as her mentor. With the genes from pops running rampant in her body, she didn't have much of a chance at becoming "cool".
Well you know Hollywood better than I do but wasn't her dad nominated for 5 or 6 Oscars in Cinematography? And I didn't think he acted. Who is the mentor you refer to?By the way not saying you are wrong just got me curious.
 
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Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.
Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.
You're better off. Look at it this way, she had a gigantic richard, one of the biggest d-bag, b-list, TV only, actors as her mentor. With the genes from pops running rampant in her body, she didn't have much of a chance at becoming "cool".
Well you know Hollywood better than I do but wasn't her dad nominated for 5 or 6 Oscars in Cinematography? And I didn't think he acted. Who is the mentor you refer to?By the way not saying you are wrong just got me curious.
I was talking about both her co-star, Boreanaz the ##### and her dad Caleb, the DP. I've never worked with him, but he's one of those legendary pricks you hear about from all the guys who did.
 
Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.
Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.
You're better off. Look at it this way, she had a gigantic richard, one of the biggest d-bag, b-list, TV only, actors as her mentor. With the genes from pops running rampant in her body, she didn't have much of a chance at becoming "cool".
Well you know Hollywood better than I do but wasn't her dad nominated for 5 or 6 Oscars in Cinematography? And I didn't think he acted. Who is the mentor you refer to?By the way not saying you are wrong just got me curious.
I was talking about both her co-star, Boreanaz the ##### and her dad Caleb, the DP. I've never worked with him, but he's one of those legendary pricks you hear about from all the guys who did.
After I wrote that I got to thinking I bet he meant Boreanaz.
 

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