Zooey Deschanel (1 Viewer)

[Kool-Aid Larry]

boreanaz is a ####??dude......that's why I have never wanted to meet any of these people.

 

[offdee]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

 

[NCCommish]

boreanaz is a ####??dude......that's why I have never wanted to meet any of these people.

It is sometimes a bummer to find out the reality. But then Boreanaz has been on doosh watch since he got caught fooling around on his wife.

 

[VA703]

that 2nd pic is

 

[McGarnicle]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

that 2nd pic is

I was assuming that one was shopped

 

[NCCommish]

that 2nd pic is

I was assuming that one was shopped

Yeah she either hides it really well all the time or that is shopped to death.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I'll pass on both. I find her scary in all the wrong ways.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Just beware, she's a fur bearing mammal. No idea about the hirsute qualities of the nethers, but she basically has a beard and a nice pelt on her arms. I've been told that it's a side affect from bulimia or anorexia. I did a few different shows with her. Not a bad person at all, at least not then. A total flibberdegibit (aka nutbag), but nice and pretty ego free. Saw her take a spill on set and land hard on one knee on the concrete with a very loud thump. She soldiered on and didn't take a break or anything. I doubt I could be with someone that kooky for very long, always breaking into showtunes and such, but she's sweet enough and cute enough, despite the fur to make it interesting. Her sister on the other hand..... pretty annoying, egotistical person. The inexplicable success of Bones has her somehow convinced that she has talent and her little Grima Wormtongue attendants (hair and makeup people) whispered in her ear at the beginning of the show to make sure she starts asking for star perks and her upper class upbringing shines through at very inopportune moments. For example one day on a location (ie: not Fox Studio) she had a hard time finding the location (absolutely terrible driver, sideswiped her new Mercedes within a week) and had to go through a middle to upper middle class neighborhood to get there. Later on set she recounted her horrible journey to her friend (who played the psycho dismembering female on the Shield) how much she can't stand poor people, meaning the people living in the $00-900K houses in Century City. Not sure how much to blame her though, her father is well known as one of the biggest #######s in the business.Anyway, the fur is what I really wanted to say. Buyer beware.

Now you spoiled Emily for me, darn it.

You're better off. Look at it this way, she had a gigantic richard, one of the biggest d-bag, b-list, TV only, actors as her mentor. With the genes from pops running rampant in her body, she didn't have much of a chance at becoming "cool".

Yeah, but her Mom was on Twin Peaks, so that's a plus.

 

[Sinn Fein]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

She is offdee scale imo

 

[offdee]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

Lena Dunham is a prototype 5.http://media.salon.com/2013/01/lena_backlash.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5c.png

 

[McGarnicle]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

Lena Dunham is a prototype 5.http://media.salon.com/2013/01/lena_backlash.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5c.png

That's where I have her too.

 

[Dexter]

Poll flavved, no kill option.

she seems like the type of chick I would date for a while than put her in a garbage bag I mean break up.

 

[pizzatyme]

I'd marry her in a minute. One of my biggest turn-ons is a sense if humor. She has it. Plus, I dig her speaking voice. And those eyes!

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

Lena Dunham is a prototype 5.http://media.salon.c...na_backlash.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS5c.png

That's where I have her too.

Wait a minute, Dunham is a 5?? What is attractive about her physically?

 

[Gr00vus]

Meh. She's looking annoying and looks like she'd be horrible in bed. I'll pass on both.

Gonna have to explain this one.

I have to agree, she seems awkward and lacking in sensuality.

I'd think she can handle lying there and moaning at opportune moments. Not a high level skill here.

Sounds about as thrilling as ####### a sack of mangoes with a cutout of her face taped to it. Not that I would know what that is like.

 

[mad sweeney]

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS7.jpg

I'd go down one notch.Also I'd be interested in your Lena Dunham ranking.

Lena Dunham is a prototype 5.http://media.salon.c...na_backlash.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS5c.png

That's where I have her too.

Wait a minute, Dunham is a 5?? What is attractive about her physically?

Nothing attractive about that wayward ditchpig. I'd rather masturbate to Pam from Archer (at least now that I don't drink).

 

[lakerstan]

These will change your mind:

No Makeup

Fuzzy

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

These will change your mind:No MakeupFuzzy

first one isn't bad, but the goatee would have to go

 

[Gr00vus]

I find her annoying in a tries way too hard to appear quirky kind of way.

 

[mad sweeney]

These will change your mind:No MakeupFuzzy

I told you, fur bearing mammal.

 

[xulf]

These will change your mind:No MakeupFuzzy

I hate you for that 2nd pic

 

[Amused to Death]

These will change your mind:

No Makeup

Fuzzy

I hate you for that 2nd pic

Her eyes are still awesome.

 

[Wingnut]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S-oKI0fQ7s8/Tt-6ybNLu2I/AAAAAAAAAiI/S9bVrICmoHQ/s1600/new+girl.jpgYes please.

 

[mad sweeney]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S-oKI0fQ7s8/Tt-6ybNLu2I/AAAAAAAAAiI/S9bVrICmoHQ/s1600/new+girl.jpgYes please.

I'd take the other chick in that show over her in less than a heartbeat.

 

[Wingnut]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S-oKI0fQ7s8/Tt-6ybNLu2I/AAAAAAAAAiI/S9bVrICmoHQ/s1600/new+girl.jpgYes please.

I'd take the other chick in that show over her in less than a heartbeat.

So would I. But this IS a thread about Zooey, so....

 

[sbonomo]

meh....

 

[Kenny Powers]

Im guessing she'll age well so she has that for her as far as long term goes, but Im not too big on her.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

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