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Seagrams and sprite with a side of djarum black.

Any other djarum fans in here? Few and far. Between I've found.

 
How come every time I drink burboun or whiskey I want (in order)

1) booty

2) weed

3) to watch bladerunner

4) to watch clockwork orange

Anybody else?

 
Drinking Sol with shots of Belvedere and Havana Club in between. I know its not up to FBG standards but I'm not picky.

 
Fourth night in a row with me and the Captain. Drank three beers today on the golf course with a buddy, and ran two miles today to prepare my out of shape butt for a 5K run in June. Have already down half of the bottle I got today. F'n rum and cokes. Why do they have to make them so damn good? :lmao:

 
laughinboy_2000 said:
Fourth night in a row with me and the Captain. Drank three beers today on the golf course with a buddy, and ran two miles today to prepare my out of shape butt for a 5K run in June. Have already down half of the bottle I got today. F'n rum and cokes. Why do they have to make them so damn good? :popcorn:
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Yo laughinboy, can you jump into the NBA wagering thread and change the title?It's not 2008 and we are gambling on anything that moves these days!! :lmao: :mellow:
 
2 bottles of wine...on to the beer! Now the girl has Elton John's Vegas show on bluray. Luckily I found the extra that just shows the videos. Marilyn Monroe's bouncing teet...das nice!

 
Whoa, its crowded in here tonight. About time ;)

But I'm only half-cocked. Been packing the house all night to move next week :lmao:

 
I am 18 into a 20 of Coors Light (my go to beer when I watch movies with the wife--doesn't put me to sleep, satisfies the idea of drinking beer, etc) We are watching Taken BTW which is pretty good movie. When all of a sudden we hear a thump on the side of the house....and then another...and another....we are sort of freaked out a bit. We have big cathedral ceilings with windows all the way up---when all of a sudden there are these green eyes looking into the upper window--we live in the suburbs. So the wife says, "There is a cat stuck in the upper window sill." So I open the back sliding door to do what, I don't know, but I trip on some POS toy my daughter left there and I go tumbling out on the deck. I think I broke my left foot. It is bleeding like a stuck pig and my knee looks like a plum. My wife walks past my broken self to go see how the cat is doing. Of course, he is gone and fine, but I am bleeding and broken. My wife gave me a sock to put on so I don't bleed on the couch. She went to bed not concerned about how badly I am hurt. She doesn't drink and she isn't a doctor, as an aside, don't most doctors drink however, but she says I didn't break my foot. My sock looks like a sausage casing--my foot is so badly swollen. I hurt and had I gone with a better beer I might be drunker and not feeling this much pain....I only have 2 Coors left and then some Sam Adams Winter Rasberry crap I got for Christmas which has been gathering dust in our pantry....Did I mention I probably broke my foot?

 
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Courtjester said:
I am 18 into a 20 of Coors Light (my go to beer when I watch movies with the wife--doesn't put me to sleep, satisfies the idea of drinking beer, etc) We are watching Taken BTW which is pretty good movie. When all of a sudden we hear a thump on the side of the house....and then another...and another....we are sort of freaked out a bit. We have big cathedral ceilings with windows all the way up---when all of a sudden there are these green eyes looking into the upper window--we live in the suburbs. So the wife says, "There is a cat stuck in the upper window sill." So I open the back sliding door to do what, I don't know, but I trip on some POS toy my daughter left there and I go tumbling out on the deck. I think I broke my left foot. It is bleeding like a stuck pig and my knee looks like a plum. My wife walks past my broken self to go see how the cat is doing. Of course, he is gone and fine, but I am bleeding and broken. My wife gave me a sock to put on so I don't bleed on the couch. She went to bed not concerned about how badly I am hurt. She doesn't drink and she isn't a doctor, as an aside, don't most doctors drink however, but she says I didn't break my foot. My sock looks like a sausage casing--my foot is so badly swollen. I hurt and had I gone with a better beer I might be drunker and not feeling this much pain....I only have 2 Coors left and then some Sam Adams Winter Rasberry crap I got for Christmas which has been gathering dust in our pantry....Did I mention I probably broke my foot?
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Pics or GTFO
 
In the house.

BTW, how many years behind am I , in that I just discovered Breaking Benjamin?

 
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Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
:fishing:Jeeeezy Chreeezy
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Have you ever been to Sheboygan?
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NEVER! :shrug:Every place you think of, I've beenm kicked out ofLast time i was in Sheboygan, I told some chick she looked like Corky. She 'reported' me to her BFF. He happened to be about 100# bigger than me. We were "escorted" out
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Waupaca?Wapond?Janesville?
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SHEYBOYGAN!Waupaca, kicked otu of the Harbor for being a ####Wapond, not sure??Janesville, been kicked out of Back bar and Tremors.....I should really not be a ########, huh?
 
strykerpks said:
Disco Stu said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
:bag:

Jeeeezy Chreeezy
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And stop calling me Jeeeezy Chreeezy.
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Do you have a flag? CiaoBTW, when you were posting this, I was waking up to jump a flight to Dallas. :bag:

PS Hi from Dallas. Been sitting in the hotel bar for 6 hours. They were surprised I didn't fall off my chair. Only 8 24 oz taps and one shot a hottie from NY bought for me :shrug:
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WTF? :sadbanana:
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:confused:
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Dallas you drunk sob! :bag:
 
Disco Stu said:
Dallas you drunk sob! :confused:
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:shrug: I left my notebook at home :sadbanana: I haven't been on here to even see if anyone was up for a few beers. I closed on my house yesterday, flew out at the ######## of dawn this morning and was packing before that.

I'm here through Friday morning though. Impromptu cornhole? I dont even know who is around. I'm at the Westin by the airport, working in Southlake during the day

 
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strykerpks said:
Disco Stu said:
Dallas you drunk sob! :angry:
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:bag: I left my notebook at home :headbang: I haven't been on here to even see if anyone was up for a few beers. I closed on my house yesterday, flew out at the ######## of dawn this morning and was packing before that.

I'm here through Friday morning though. Impromptu cornhole? I dont even know who is around. I'm at the Westin by the airport, working in Southlake during the day
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Thursday night might work.
 
Hi again. Went to Bostons with hoors from work. The one hot one wanted to come to my room but I shot her down :confused:

DFW Cornhole or ####### what?

 
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