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Jorts: Reloaded (2 Viewers)
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See thats where your wrong, us jort wearing men use air nailers. The one I've got would knock your 11 year old neice on her ###.
the moops
Footballguy
Good luck when your picnic table falls apart in 2 years.
Burning Sensation
Footballguy
Wrong my friend apparently your not the carpenter type. Ring shank nails will provide you with all the holding power you need. The only thing taking this table out is a wrecking ball.
El Floppo
Footballguy
So I spent the day out and about the city- warm and sunny... Lots of shorts of different types, but I saw only three pairs of jorts all day. Two on 7ish yo white boys, and one on a borderline obese hispanic... guy? Coulda been a very butch woman. Whoever it was, they didn't have their caulk gun handy.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Mrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
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I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
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I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
But he caulked some trim!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shining path
:prettyplease:
If there's a day on the calendar that's meant for jorts, it's Memorial Day.
roadkill1292
Footballguy
It was Jort Day at the local Lowe's yesterday. I was somewhat envious.
Ned
Footballguy
with torn holes where the back pockets were....
Steady Mooobin
Footballguy
Im sure this has been covered, but forgive me for not reading through the 7 pages but....
If you can't wear Jorts, you can't wear cargo shorts, athletic shorts seem to also be frowned upon, what exactly are you guys wearing?
If you can't wear Jorts, you can't wear cargo shorts, athletic shorts seem to also be frowned upon, what exactly are you guys wearing?
My guess is thta they are wearing the cargo type that goes below their knee with the little tassels on the side. Friggin sissieshttp://www.liquidationmerchandise.com/newm...argoshorts2.jpg
SPM
Footballguy
nothing wrong with some of those, I dont wear them but they are still a popular styleMrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
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Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
the moops
Footballguy
There is plenty wrong with all of those.nothing wrong with some of those, I dont wear them but they are still a popular styleMrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
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Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Great work!Mrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
Those jorts are more commonly worn by african-americans and hispanics, from what I've seen.Nigel Tufnel said:Great work!Osaurus said:Mrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
:X
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
They're still terrible.Those jorts are more commonly worn by african-americans and hispanics, from what I've seen.Nigel Tufnel said:Great work!Osaurus said:Mrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
:X
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Two Deep said:
@ carpenter jortsWhat is that symbol on 4? It's like a key or something... The only thing worse than wearing jorts, is if the jorts have a big medieval key patch sewed on them. And what is with the canvas belts? Does anyone wear those? With or without jorts?Osaurus said:Mrs. Osaurus and I were doing some shopping at JC Penny today for some sheets and I happen to come across a rather disturbing set of tables with a cornucopia of jorts. While I did not see anyone wearing said jorts, I was horrified none the less. Check out these pics at your own risk.
Jorts 1
Jorts 2
Jorts 3
Jorts 4
Jorts 5
I especially like the white jorts and the last pair that come with a free belt. Very stylish.
offdee
Footballguy
More often than not it's best to just avoid shorts...do a lightweight pant instead. The extra 16" on your shins won't kill you.If need to wear shorts.....Khaki cargo shorts with streamlined side pockets (not big, bulging baggy pockets), mid-knee length are acceptable.Switch up the colors for variety...dark tan, light tan and grey.Not much to choose from really, but it is what it is. Summer sucks for guy attire.Frank Fontaine said:
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Thank you Calvin Klein
the moops
Footballguy
Calvin Klein hasn't been hip in 10 years.You have lots of catching up to do.Start with tossing the carpenter jorts in the trash.
shadyridr
Footballguy
Voltaire
Footballguy
You cannot be serious. If people are older (married, etc.) then they can pretty much wear whatever they want in my eyes. But if you go to the gym and work out in jorts, khaki shorts, or pretty much anything besides athletic shorts, then you are beyond help.And as for what's "in." Khaki shorts without cargo pockets that hit right at the knee (think the kind that your dad or grandad might wear on the golf course they look decent with Sperry's) are either already in or coming back depending on where you live.Two Deep said:
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glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
I wear shorts all year round.Khaki/tan cargos and the tee de jour or polo shirt is my standard casual wear.
joffer
Footballguy
I usually wear athletic shorts to the gym. In this case the gym was closing early for memorial day and I stopped in on the way home from the lumber yard. Why am I explaining this to you all? I'm 45 years old and I can do whaterver the #### I want.
the moops
Footballguy
Can we get a pic of these jorts? Seriously.
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
"Oof."
the moops
Footballguy
Seconded.
analog_hiss
Footballguy
100% polyester coaches shorts.Frank Fontaine said:
Illegal Pants Downfield
Footballguy
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY!
People really do wear these?Not to throw this thread into a tailspin but I was at the beach this past weekend and saw 3 guys wearing bananahammocks.Needless to say I threw up in my mouth a little bit. :X
ight need to find a new beach
SPM
Footballguy
ditka85
Footballguy
From what I could tell, they were foreigners and were together. Didn't understand what language they spoke either.Try explaining why those "hairy men are wearing no clothes" to a 4 yo. My daughter was extremely creeped out. And we won't be going back to that beach.People really do wear these?Not to throw this thread into a tailspin but I was at the beach this past weekend and saw 3 guys wearing bananahammocks.Needless to say I threw up in my mouth a little bit. :X
ight need to find a new beach
Voltaire
Footballguy
I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Holy. Crap.
SPM
Footballguy
I'm college aged and live in a college town, everyone is still wearing cargo khakis unless they are gay or over 40I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
Are you guys kidding me? The only men I know that wear jean shorts are gay. I don't mean derogatory gay, I mean, the "gee, I like to kiss men" gay.
If you wear jorts and you're a guy, you probably have a stud on your tongue too.
And you might even have your tongue pierced.
Now, jean shorts on women? Very nice.
If you wear jorts and you're a guy, you probably have a stud on your tongue too.
And you might even have your tongue pierced.
Now, jean shorts on women? Very nice.
Voltaire
Footballguy
I definitely should have mentioned it's mainly for the preppy crowd right now.It will soon get to everybody (I'm sure it has out West and in bigger cities), but for now it's usually the Sperry and Ralph Lauren Polo wearing crowd.I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
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