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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I hope to god this is wrong.
Are we citing Reality Steve on this? His track record is pretty iffy on casting the next lead.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
Had a few girls pick me up post surgery tonite and they were discussing it.
No idea where they heard it but they sounded confident
krista4
Footballguy
TLEF316
Footballguy
The bachelorette is unwatchable anyway. As totally absurd as it is for 10 women to fall in love with the same person over the course of 3 weeks, its 100x more absurd for 10 guys to do it.
Renee seems like a nice girl and all, but the idea of 25 guys dropping everything to fight over a single mom is just lunacy.
Renee seems like a nice girl and all, but the idea of 25 guys dropping everything to fight over a single mom is just lunacy.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Forget the single mom angle. She just isn't that alluring. I constantly feel like I want to wash her hair.
TLEF316
Footballguy
She looks and seems way older than she is. I think she's very attractive, but she's not a head turner. She'd be a smoking hot for 40, but not for 32. (especially when she's up against a bunch of young hot mid 20 somethings)
Soulfly3
Footballguy
They probably want to dabble in the single mommy market.
Seriously, think of how many solo moms there are in today's America. Secondly, think how many PC married women wanna support a single mom on her journey to find love. Then there's those that wanna watch a potential train wreck.
Seriously, think of how many solo moms there are in today's America. Secondly, think how many PC married women wanna support a single mom on her journey to find love. Then there's those that wanna watch a potential train wreck.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Okay, Oat, tell your wife I have last week's recap up. Tonight's show will be up in a day or so.
Joe T
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
That's what I kept saying last night. Definitely one of the least attractive of the 25, surprised she made it this far.
Claire reminds me of Jan from the Office. Lots of the same facial expressions, and equally nuts.
Can't wait to watch next week's trainwreck.
2Young2BBald
Footbaldguy
I got the feeling last night that Renee's thing is a bit of an act to just have the best vacation ever (and if so, nice work by her using mom guilt to continue it). I get that its likely the edit, but if not, nicely played.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
honky kong
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honky kong
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Mister Martie
Footballguy
She has that look in her eyes my dog has when I ask him "Where's your ball, boy? Where is it?"
honky kong
Footballguy
She has that look in her eyes my dog has when I ask him "Where's your ball, boy? Where is it?"
Wouldn't stop me from railing her, though.
dhockster
Footballguy
Chelsie would be worse than Ashley as the Bachelorette. Absolutely no substance. Here we were, down to the final 5, and she is reading him letters from her mom? "Oh, and in this one she says this, and in that one she says that, and isn't that all so funny! I just love my mom" Put a gun to my head and shoot me, please.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
None of the remaining women strike me as bachelorette worthy. Either not attractive enough, boring or crazy. The show could use a shot in the arm -- make the next bachelorette a known supermodel, or some unknown but impossibly amazing woman -- a millionaire with her own line of handbags, who is a 9 and has massive jugs and a crazy self-deprecating sense of humor. If this show can find a tire mogul and an Italian prince, they can land the female equivalent. It's not a credible show when you've got 25 good-looking guys competing to marry a woman who's a 7 and just really has a great personality and a wonderful family. Make it so that these guys each have a 1-in-25 shot of winning poontang Powerball.dhockster said:
dhockster
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Agree Chelsie is vapid and mom obsessed. She's not a great option.
Andi is much more interesting and potentially volatile. Sign me up.
Andi is much more interesting and potentially volatile. Sign me up.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I like Renee. 
Joe T
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General Malaise
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My in-laws are in town. We watched this last night. My FIL busted on it and made some funny comments. He also busted on me quite a bit for watching this. I get it...it's pretty horrendous and I lost all pride years ago with this thing.
When it was over, I flipped it to the Olympics and was disgusted to find Ice Skating on. Made a disparaging comment, to which my FIL replied: "Dude, you just spent 2 hours with the Bachelor. You sure you don't like this Ice Dancing even a little?"
Touche.
When it was over, I flipped it to the Olympics and was disgusted to find Ice Skating on. Made a disparaging comment, to which my FIL replied: "Dude, you just spent 2 hours with the Bachelor. You sure you don't like this Ice Dancing even a little?"
Touche.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
She's solid - probably the chick you'd actually marry in real life after you had your fun with the other contestants.I like Renee.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
True. I even look great in short-shorts.You're a fundamentals guy. The John Stockton of the FFA.I like Renee.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She has nice skin.She's solid - probably the chick you'd actually marry in real life after you had your fun with the other contestants.I like Renee.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I could absolutely see myself hanging out with her for a while and occasionally throwing her down a flight of stairs.She's solid - probably the chick you'd actually marry in real life after you had your fun with the other contestants.I like Renee.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Good lord....I could absolutely see myself hanging out with her for a while and occasionally throwing her down a flight of stairs.She's solid - probably the chick you'd actually marry in real life after you had your fun with the other contestants.I like Renee.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
My wife doesn't like watching this show with me, because I keep doing JP's accent and saying ridiculous things. "Please, let us take a boat ride and I will insert my paynoose eenside you." Like 80 times per hour.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
dhockster
Footballguy
"Look at meeee....Look at meee....Don't cry.....Look at meeeee......Don't cry"
I think by the end of this thing even the women are going to realize Juan Pablo is about as deep as a baby pool.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
All he has to do is look at the camera and cry, and my wife says "I don't know, he actually seems so nice and genuine and in this for the right reasons..."
I think producing a reality show like this aimed at women has many parallels with writing a children's book.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Actually, it's pretty bad.She has nice skin.She's solid - probably the chick you'd actually marry in real life after you had your fun with the other contestants.I like Renee.
Nikki's is worse, though. She's a Proactiv ad waiting to happen.
Jayrok
Footballguy
Soulfly3
Footballguy
This is what I thought, until one of the vaj's I was with mentioned Clare said ALL her bro's and sis's were MARRIED, and she was the last one holding out.
The bigger question is how the #### did she come from the DNA of trolls?
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Seriously. I was thinking the same thing. If that's how she's gonna age, JP better head for the hills. They just kept getting worse and worse, and none of them looked even remotely like her. All I could think of was "man...how crazy is this sister that she makes CLARE look like the sane one?" Mrs. I'm just going to linger here off camera because I don't want you manipulating Mamma. Oof.
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