Olde Girdled Grit Half Marathon
This race was...something else, but as I commented a few days ago this was expected. The course conditions warning from the race director while not surprising was appreciated and led me to tee up a few different contingency plans.
I headed out to the course a little early to scout out the worst parts. I hadn't ran here before, but I know enough that have to know where the problem areas likely reside. The 50K and half marathon groups went off before us, so there were already volunteers around the problem areas. I came packing with old road shoes, yaktraks, and hiking boots. I used to have a pair of screw shoes, but they got purged a couple years ago and I never manufactured replacements (derp). I also wasn't adding this to my plate Friday night as we don't have the right screws on hand anyway. I had expectations for what it would actually be and didn't think screw shoes would win anyway.
After discussions with a few people out there they confirmed what I thought would be the most likely scenario. Since our overnight temperatures stayed above 40 most of the flat areas that were covered in frozen snow appeared broken up enough to make them runnable. The problems were primarily the hills and stair cases. And they were major problems. So this made decision making easy - yaktraks.
I then headed down the hill to the start to meet up with friends a little bit before the gun. I chose a bandana, long sleeve tech over tech tank, shorts, gloves, liberal amounts of lube on the nips/ crotch/feet, green compression socks, an extra pair of thick 'dry' socks, a cotton candy dum-dum, with a ? in my pocket for later. And away we go.
Miles 1 and 2 - 7:33 (138 HR), 7:02 (161) - The first 1.7 miles were road miles, straight uphill to the trails. I hoped there would be a few other sub 90 minute half marathoners with more trails experience than me to leash and that wish was granted. I wanted to start off somewhere around 5-7th in line because I did not want to be the lead but I also didn't want to risk getting bottlenecked. I got to the park entrance in this position about 20-30m behind the lead pack. Knowing I only had 0.4 miles before the conditions would deteriorate I surged to get right behind the lead group and did that just as we turned toward the first descent.
Mile 3 - 10:44 (164) - Jesus ####### christ. This hill was only 120' but at a grade > 20% covered in rock hard ice there was only one way I was getting down this thing -
plop...and I slid the whole way down on my ###. I kept my hands up as much as possible, so my gloves wouldn't get water logged but I did need to do some steering to make sure I didn't go over
the cliff to the right. I didn't slide the whole way down the hill, but the narrow strip to the left was too unstable at that grade so i gave up after about 30' and went the rest of the way down on my butt. After crossing a suspension bridge the next 0.4 miles were runnable - it was exactly what I expected from the outset, it clearly was ice 24 hours ago but was
just broken up enough in most places as long as you ran with a wide stance and avoided tight turns/thicker sheets of ice.
Then it got ugly again. The 70' > 20% switchback climb was rough enough, but once on top the conditions weren't any better. This ice had not broken up and was on a narrower trail that zig zagged its way along a cliff. For the most part I stayed on the conservative side, but in the worst sections I tempted faith closer to the cliff and bounded up the hill side off trail through trees and just hoped there weren't any surprises in the snow pack below. My watch buzzed towards the end of this stretch and the moment I got to peak at the result net quite the internal chuckle. Little did I know what was next.
Mile 4 - 10:49 (166) -
This picture is scary enough yet it doesn't really give the rest of this descent justice. The worst part is around the bend to the right. As you can see, clearly anything not on the guardrail is an accident waiting to happen - and that wasn't even safe once getting around that turn. On that part I opted to go on my heels (the downside to yaktraks) while holding onto the rail and skidded down this section...but the last 30' were guardrail less. So,
plop - and back to my ### again. I wasn't so smart with my hands this time though. I did too much steering down to the next stair case and my gloves got water logged. Grr...I carefully walked down one more ice covered staircase and intended to plot out what to do next, but then was greeted by another staircase back up out of the gorge. This section wasn't quite as slippery as before, but since we came back through this way a mile from now I made a mental note that it probably wouldn't be the case on the way back. Once on top the next 1.3 miles were a runnable loop comparable to what I encountered from miles 2.3-2.7, so it was time to get my bearings back together.
Mile 5 - 10:34 (158) - I realized two things early in this stretch - I had lost touch with the lead pack and my hands were a problem. Running open handed in the water logged gloves was simply too uncomfortably cold - and this was while running. I knew there would be more walking, hiking, sliding, etc later so my body temperature would not remain elevated. So I clenched my fists in tight. They were still cold, but warm enough to curb any fears of hypothermia. Out of curiosity as I completed the loop and made a mental note of my time to that point (7:17 - not that bad for running on partially broken ice I said to myself).
But now it was back to Kevin McAllister's funhouse. And unlike Harry and Marv I was tasked with going back through it. only this time I also had to dodge the other HM's who hadn't gotten to the loop. Woof. The first stair case down was unpleasant as I expected, but sustaining hyper focus kept me upright. To my surprise, I only almost fell once. But then the behemoth linked earlier awaited my arrival. I expected the HM'er to be hogging the guardrail and they didn't disappoint. I made it maybe 10' before falling and sliding back to the bottom.
How the hell am I going to get up this thing. Then I got passed. And a lightbulb went off. I grabbed onto the leash and followed. Their chosen path was different than mine and didn't result in my falling and sliding back down the hill. I just hoped it continued because as long as we sustained momentum our chances of getting to the top enhanced. My blocker bit it just before getting to the final turn (but didn't slide down the hill). At that moment I remembered what the terrain around the turn was then looked to my left (look at the link before) and made the decision to trudge through there. I wasn't going to dare look to my left heading up that side hill but it was also heavy wet slush snow and there were enough tress to grab onto if I felt like I was losing my balance. I got to the last big one and vaulted myself through the split then I was on my way again.
But not. I was then quickly reminded that there was still a long ways to go. The next 0.2 miles were on that single track built into the cliff only now also with runners coming towards me. So I was even more aggressive bounding along the conservative side through trees along the hill side. I didn't have any issues with these the first time through, so hopefully the rest of them are just as stable. Maybe. But the last thing I wanted was to have an encounter with someone coming the other way losing their balance, so this seemed like the lesser of two evils. As I reached the next descent my watched buzzed and I was genuinely shocked to see such a 'fast' time through this section. Then I remember I did the first 0.6 miles at 7:17 pace - and laughed.
Mile 6 - 11:05 (152) - I was exhausted when I reached this descent. More mentally than physically, but definitely both. And the switch back nature of this path only added to the challenge. It's one thing trying to bound down hill on this stuff in a straight line, but changing direction? Well, that's impossible. I'd get about halfway to a switchback then start to slide then ease my way down to my ###, using my hands to stop at the edge of the switch back before going over a cliff. I'd compose myself then do the same thing going the other way. It worked, but there were five of these in total and it took me longer to get back up after each one. Towards the bottom I was passed by the same person that did on the stairs earlier, which was a welcomed relief as the next 0.3 miles were runnable and I needed to shut my brain off for a couple minutes. A 140' incline awaited on the other side, but with less of a grade than the ones prior it wasn't coated in ice and was still just steep enough to make running it a waste of energy. So for the first time in this 50 minute journey I really had a chance to breathe - it was still a power hike, but it was just nice to engage a different muscle group and not need to worry so much about every single step. Once on top I was passed by someone else, so I grabbed onto that leash then shut my brain off again for a bit.
Mile 7 and 8 - 8:48 (159), 8:11 (160) - We'll call this part of the race the eye of the hurricane. A sense of calm came over me as I only needed to be aware of clear thick icy sections, but I also knew a grand finale awaited. So I took this opportunity to get my bearings back together and let my two leashes ahead guide the way. Which ended up being a good thing as there is one particular turn in which I know I would have bit it (hard) had I not had those rabbits. Both of them were very steady over this section, but I noted they had some issues on a corner about 30m ahead. As I approached I saw the hazard and had I not seen them struggle would not have thought anything of it - what was probably multiple feet of ice had partially melted and was now about 6" of standing water with still another foot of ice underneath. Good grief. I generally always make turns wide, but I went especially wide on this one and still had trouble staying vertical.
Towards the end of mile 8 is when things get interesting again. One more descent back into a river valley...which would be solid ice. The trek down was treacherous enough, but thankfully it was in a straight line so I didn't need to do anymore of the butt technique with now soaked gloves. I needed to balance myself with trees along the side a couple of times, but those stops were just brief. The next 0.5 miles back to the suspension bridge mentioned mile 3 was a different story.
Mile 9 - 9:02 (158) - The river flooded earlier this week. And in most areas it flooded completely over the trail. I couldn't devote the mental energy to contemplate how thick that ice had to have been a day before, but thinking back as I'm writing I'd compare it to the tight turn I mentioned earlier. A large percentage of this section was in 6" of standing water on top of a block of ice. Changing direction was impossible, but stopping would have been worse. Should you do that then restarting would be an adventure without something to grab onto. And 100% hyper focus was necessary to get through this upright. I was able to make it the whole way with only one slip (and no fall), but realizing I couldn't stop as I approached the suspension bridge I slid into it like I was trying to beat a throw home. And now the hardest part
of this race awaited.
Mile 10 - 9:45 (153) - That first descent into the park? Well, to exit it you have to go back up it. Only now my feet and hands are soaked and the rest of my body is screaming uncle. So I popped in dum dum #2 (yeah, red!) and gave this giant beast hell. To refresh, this was a sheet of ice across the path and a cliff to the left with a
narrow crevice to the right the only way up (
how did we get down this thing!!!). Most sections allowed for power hiking, but there were several nooks and crannies in which it wasn't - whether it was a 5' vertical rock covered hump or a water/mud hole of unknown depth. I can't recall all the different maneuvers around these obstacles as in that moment I was only concerned about conquering it and moving onto the next one. The next thing I recall is seeing the turn towards flatter ground and laughing at my watch when I saw my pace was 21:25. The final 0.6 miles of the park were a lot like mile 7 - broken up ice covered but runnable. So i took this opportunity to start thinking about what's next.
My two leashes were still about 30m ahead, hands were freezing, and I recalled my yaktraks really bothering me on the original road ascent that seemed like hours ago. I contemplated dumping my long sleeve and going to the tank only, but with cold hands I opted not to. So I put my eyes on their backs with a goal of catching them by the end of the park where I intended to unload my gloves and yaktraks. I was surprised how much juice remained in my legs and that i was able to sustain 16X HR's as I closed the gap on them. It encouraged me about what i could do once back to the road. As we approached the shelter at the end of the park I sat on a bench and quickly ripped off my yaktraks then dumped my gloves. I only lost about 20m on them so I must've been fast - I'm surprised my cold hands were able to work with those yaktraks as quickly as I did.
Mile 11 - 6:44 (158) - Pavement. Oooh, sweet pavement. Never have I been so happy to feel you again. While I was mentally exhausted and my back was not happy I still had some juice left in my legs. So I set out to catch those leashes again before the bottom. I opened the stride and could tell my back wasn't happy about it, but it didn't worsen and as long as that was the case I pressed on. I passed leash one rather quickly and #2 towards the end of this mile, about 0.5 miles before the road stretch ended.
Mile 12 - 8:15 (157) - I didn't let up off the gas after I passed them. It was obvious I'm a better road runner than they are, but they are clearly better on winter trails. And the last mile and a half were on the latter. I needed to kill their will now, so they didn't think about coming after me again in the woods. In so doing, I came upon one of the early packers that clearly ran out of gas. I barreled by him on the final road descent as we entered the final park. The hills and grades were much less severe, but the ice was...siiiigh, worse. Without gloves nor yaktraks on anymore I decided not to use anymore of the butt technique, so it was time to surf. I'd try to be assertive towards the beginning of a descent, but then do a little jump and plant my feet then just glide to the bottom. Without yaktraks I really had to balance myself on the edge of the trail on any ascents and I absolutely could not stop my power hike or I'd just slide back down. Thankfully the rest of the trail was fairly runnable, but those ascents and descents had me at my mental breaking point.
Mile 13 - 10:01 (157) - And then I reached my physical breaking point. Given the state of my back on the road descent i wasn't surprised, but along this stretch my hips said no mas - then the rest of my body followed suit one after another. With my stabilizers fried I didn't feel like I had any control over movement nor balance. The only thing that kept me going at any sorta clip was another potential kill that surfaced. In the races spirit, this was all grit with doses of surfing when the terrain called. I had closed the gap to about 10m as I approached the final 0.25 mile but then i met my maker. Another ####### stair case. I saw he was bouncing up them, so to give myself a chance I needed to do the same and I knew 2 strides in it wasn't happening. So I stopped, composed myself, then power hiked up the rest. I'm 99% sure had I kept going and maintained balance I wouldn't have cleared one step at some point and would have had a knee on stairs meeting I wanted no part of. One less kill will have to suffice.
OFFICIAL TIME - 1:59:11, 5th place, age group win
Despite post race libations I was sore last night. Knew i'd be more sore today. And boy is that true. I am happy that my greatest source of discomfort right now is my ###. That tells me I did all this right. My back isn't happy, my calves get mad at me going upstairs, my quads going down, and I can't move without making audible noises but the butt muscles scream loudest. But I wouldn't change a thing. That was one hell of an adventure I'll never forget.