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Oregon Militia Takeover - Ammon Bundy arrested (1 Viewer)

Bundy Bros Demand Magic Underwear And Guns

Domestic terrorists Ammon and Ryan Bundy don’t like being in jail.

The domestic terrorists claim jail conditions are violating their constitutional rights, and they are contemplating a lawsuit against the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office concerning conditions at the county detention center.

OPB reports that in court documents released Tuesday, the domestic terrorists behind the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation give a list of conditions at the jail they said are violating their constitutional rights.

Among the complaints, the Bundys and several other occupiers — including Kenneth Medenbach, Pete Santilli, Jason Patrick, Blaine Cooper and Ryan Payne — said they should have more access to the jail’s law library, discovery materials, office supplies and religious underwear.

Sheriff’s office officials rejected many of those requests.

In a statement Ryan Bundy wrote:

My rights are being violated. My right to life is being violated. All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated. My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right. My Fourth Amendment rights are being violated.

Is Bundy honestly surprised that he has less freedom while being incarcerated? Is he really asking for Second Amendment rights while serving time? What does he expect,open carry jails?

Bottom line: The authorities said “yes” to magic underwear, and “no” to guns. 

 
I want to know more about this magix underwear. Does it work like Viagra?
In Mormon folk religion, Garments have special powers. Stories are told of wearers being saved from bullets or a fiery death in a car crash. One story tells of a Mormon soldier during WWII who was killed by a Japanese flame thrower – but his Garment survived intact. The stories go back to Joseph Smith himself, who died in a hail of bullets without his Garment on. His companion, Willard Richards, who was wearing his, emerged unscathed. Mormon historian Hubert Bancroft described the incident in his 1890 “History of Utah”: “This garment protects from disease, and even death, for the bullet of an enemy will not penetrate it. The Prophet Joseph carelessly left off this garment on the day of his death, and had he not done so, he would have escaped unharmed.”

 
I actually think there is a legitimate debate to be had about grazing on federal lands, but these guys couldn't have chosen a worse tactic to publicize their plight. Everyone is just laughing at them  :lmao:
Agreed. There is great value using their livestock to mow federal lands. That has to account for something. Some huge tax break or something. In fact, they should be able to do it for free. It has always been the white man's land and it damn better stay that way. These guys are certainly going to vote for Hillary... what a damn shame.

 

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