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The Trump Years- Every day something more shocking than the last! (19 Viewers)

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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-cognitive-test-north-korea

President Donald Trump said Wednesday that his predecessors let the North Korean nuclear situation fester because he’d be better suited to handle it, given his normal cognitive abilities. 

I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a President that scored the highest on tests,” he told Reuters in an interview.

He was presumably referring to his doctor telling White House reporters Tuesday that Trump had aced the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which includes tasks like naming animals underneath pictures of them, identifying one’s current location and drawing clock hands.

The test is useful in assessing dementia patients or stroke victims, Vox reported.

It measures cognitive function and is not a psychiatric or psychological exam,Trump’s doctor specified.

Trump told Reuters that North Korea is getting “closer every day” to achieving a missile capable of reaching American shores.

“I’d sit down, but I‘m not sure that sitting down will solve the problem,” he said, referring to negotiations with North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un. He said he hoped the standoff between him and Kim could be resolved “in a peaceful way, but it’s very possible that it can’t.”

Asked about a pre-emptive strike against North Korea — “a limited, pre-emptive attack to show the North that the United States means business,” Reuters wrote — Trump said: “We’re playing a very, very hard game of poker and you don’t want to reveal your hand.”

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
I’m sorry is trump ####### some intern while being president? I guess I missed that 
No, just a stripper who was in Good Will Humping.  HTH. 
BUT HE WASN'T PRESIDENT WHEN HE DID IT!!! THAT MAKES IT OKAY SOMEHOW!
Yeah, but maybe he was. 

The Clinton impeachment was one of the most ridiculous things this country has ever seen.  A country founded by headscarves and the bible suddenly rose up and came to the conclusion that values and morals were important.  Then 20 years later the same people elected one of the most immoral humans ever, knowing all along he was just that, and now let's just forget about all that Clinton stuff.  ##### grabbing and stripper ####### is back on the table! 

Sorry, I'm not for the hypocrisy.  And to explain it to these Trump people, it's just not worth my time. 

 
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This is objectively hilarious.
No. It's objectively pathetic. 

I'm tired of the cowardly hypocrites as they espouse the virtues of voting for men of family values, who respect neither. Why should we then respect them, as flat out hypocrites?

(answer: we shouldn't.  Respect is earned)

 
Seems like a loophole for prostitution.  "Oh I didn't pay her for sex, I paid her to not talk about it."
I never understand why it's illegal to pay a chick $2000 to spend the night and have sex, but legal to pay a chick $2000 to spend the night and have sex - on film.

 
Seems like a loophole for prostitution.  "Oh I didn't pay her for sex, I paid her to not talk about it."
Yeah but that's what didn't happen.  Trump paid some Russian hookers to #### on his chest and paid off a porn star to deny she ever saw his tiny orange penis. Me, I'm cool with that.  I'm fine with lions being lions until past lions are judged for leg humping and staining blue dresses.  Let's forget about the greatest economic expansion in U.S. history, general world peace, logical government where the executive and legislative branches worked together, because some guy liked a thick intern. 

I'm good with Trump being a guy who probably poops on glass with 12 Czech hookers under the table. Powerful men poop on glass, look it up.  :mellow:

 
I think I'd take Trump mano a mano in the next bout.  Let's assume he really is 6'3" and 239 lbs.  With that gut, he'd have to have the muscle tone of a jellyfish.  I'd just go for a double-leg takedown and immediately transition to the Boston Crab.  If do right, no Trump can defend.
A double-leg takedown would never work with Trump--I'm told he's way too stable.  You'd be much better off dropping a Big Mac and then jumping on him when he goes after it.

 
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-cognitive-test-north-korea

President Donald Trump said Wednesday that his predecessors let the North Korean nuclear situation fester because he’d be better suited to handle it, given his normal cognitive abilities. 

I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a President that scored the highest on tests,” he told Reuters in an interview.

He was presumably referring to his doctor telling White House reporters Tuesday that Trump had aced the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which includes tasks like naming animals underneath pictures of them, identifying one’s current location and drawing clock hands.

The test is useful in assessing dementia patients or stroke victims, Vox reported.

It measures cognitive function and is not a psychiatric or psychological exam,Trump’s doctor specified.

Trump told Reuters that North Korea is getting “closer every day” to achieving a missile capable of reaching American shores.

“I’d sit down, but I‘m not sure that sitting down will solve the problem,” he said, referring to negotiations with North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un. He said he hoped the standoff between him and Kim could be resolved “in a peaceful way, but it’s very possible that it can’t.”

Asked about a pre-emptive strike against North Korea — “a limited, pre-emptive attack to show the North that the United States means business,” Reuters wrote — Trump said: “We’re playing a very, very hard game of poker and you don’t want to reveal your hand.”

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"I definitely know that a cow says 'moo' so Un better watch himself."

 
I'm confused by the Fake News Awards*:

Is the list a ranking of news stories from most fake to least fake?  If so, then the "greatest hoax perpetrated on the American people", Russian collusion, is less fake than all other stories, including the most fake being an op-ed piece.  What does Krugman win, is there a trophy or certificate he receives?  

Or is it more of a collection of the fakest of news stories throughout Trump's ongoing term, all of them on equal footing with each other?  If so, that sounds like a system awfully similar to the "participation trophy" method where there are no winners or losers that many rail against as wimpifying the populace.  How can journalists value true fake news if everything is fake news?  

*I know, there's no real thought behind what they released.  It's just silly they even ran with it and posted anything

 
Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

A government shutdown will be devastating to our military...something the Dems care very little about!

$10 says Trump thinks a government shutdown means the military all goes home and we are defenseless against attack.

 
Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

A government shutdown will be devastating to our military...something the Dems care very little about!

$10 says Trump thinks a government shutdown means the military all goes home and we are defenseless against attack.
GOP controls the Presidency, the senate, and the house. Despite his desperate attempt to blame the Dems, this shutdown will represent yet another HUGE failure on his part. 

And you're absolutely right. Trump has no idea what a shut down will mean. He's as dumb as the day is long.

 
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SaintsInDome2006 said:
This is ridiculous. The Graham/Durbin deal had enough money for security, he could have called it Wall money if he wanted to using his absurd current definition.
If i were the Dems I'd play hardball here - tell Trump if he wants his wall get a check from Mexico to build it...throw it back in his face.

 
Ramsay Hunt Experience said:
Sure. I’ve got Donald Trump raped his first wife for convincing him to get hair transplants and raped a 14 year old on Jeffrey Epstein’s private sex island. 

Your turn. 
Let’s just call this a first-round knockout now. 

 
Ramsay Hunt Experience said:
Sure. I’ve got Donald Trump raped his first wife for convincing him to get hair transplants and raped a 14 year old on Jeffrey Epstein’s private sex island. 

Your turn. 
Obama reportedly trolling for male prostitutes and coke.  

 
If i were the Dems I'd play hardball here - tell Trump if he wants his wall get a check from Mexico to build it...throw it back in his face.
Don't forget about him wanting to have sex with his daughter.  There's definitely some kind of daughter fetish going on with Trump.

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
timschochet said:
The President tweeted this morning:

"If there is no Wall there is no deal!"

Fair enough, Mr. President. No deal.
This is ridiculous. The Graham/Durbin deal had enough money for security, he could have called it Wall money if he wanted to using his absurd current definition.
It is really absurd to me.  The outlines of a bipartisan deal on immigration have been clear for a long time now.  More security in exchange for a path for people already here pretty much has to happen.  I expected this lazy president to just sign it and claim victory.  Instead, his merry band of racists like Steve Miller told him to look the gift horse in the mouth.

 
So another presidential tweet has contradicted another GOP position, funding for CHIP, which was locked in and probably was a hook for Dems who might be willing to forego pressing on DACA now to keep the government functioning and, you know, poor families fed.

 
We laugh about these kind of stories but literally 25% of the country believes this nonsense.  

Ugh
I don’t buy it just like I don’t buy the crap many of you throw around about Trump.  Just trying to put in some context.  For instance, Comet Pizza is ridiculous but Trump assaulting dozens of women is factual to many of you. 

 
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