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I worked 3rd shift for awhile so when I got out on the road it was usually empty.
I would quote Elaine about the wide lanes...so luxurious.
I would quote Elaine about the wide lanes...so luxurious.
and his buttocks are sublime...Jayrok said:The Kramer
“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”
"Rowdy and unattractive, yet I detect a nobility of attitude and unwavering loyalty... much like the St. Bernard."
"But note the eyes... he's a creature barely hanging on to existence. Like a cockroach clinging to sewer grate."
"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."
“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
“He transcends time and space.”
“He sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me too.”
dkp993 said:In that vain my all time favorite scene is the episode where Kramer starts a smoking club in his apartment, it’s been going on for a while and Kramer comes into Jerry’s kitchen looking like a “shriveled up old catcher mit”. The next few lines of interaction are hilarious and Jerry can’t stop with the #### eating grin. Kramer concludes with the “Don’t look at me! I’m hideous!” line. Seen it 100’s of times and still laugh every time.
dkp993 said:100%. They literally can't get through it.
The Elaine and Frank scene outtake with him saying "You want a piece of me?" is great as well.AAABatteries said:Watching the outtakes of this and a lot of other scenes is a must for Seinfeld fans.
So good.The Elaine and Frank scene outtake with him saying "You want a piece of me?" is great as well.
I've had Kamara for the last 3 years in a keeper league, so I named mine Kamarica IndustriesMy FFPC team name is Kramerica Inc.
But are you below the slash line? You gotta make it to the dealership.....My low fuel light has been on for 3 days
Not sure if anybody called it out exactly but “what the hell does that mean?” delivered by Frank is one of the funniest damn lines in the history of the show. I use it often with my crappy delivery.
Now that you say it, sometimes when someone asks what I mean I say, "that means whatever the hell you want it to mean."Not sure if anybody called it out exactly but “what the hell does that mean?” delivered by Frank is one of the funniest damn lines in the history of the show. I use it often with my crappy delivery.
I am being serious that the light has been on for 3 days. I only drove 2 of them though. But this morning was one of those and I actually drove to the the dealership for them to put a new seatbelt in as well as perform an oil change. I kinda wish there was something more major so they would have needed to have taken it for a drive.But are you below the slash line? You gotta make it to the dealership.....
i hate you soooo much. i can NEVER stop watching Seinfeld "inside looks" thil they run out of DVD extras. its like finding a bag of kettle chips after taking my CBD sleeper. now i'll be up all nite with mental gumburn. thx ever so.....
I like the one where he's basted like a chicken.
From the tractor seat?MAC_32 said:I haven't don't this in a while, but this thread is motivating me to dig this out of my shtick closet.
Walk into someone else's house then before anyone says anything: 'Welp, I have gonorrhea.'
The writing in this show is so brilliant. This happened to me at a rental car place once too. I wasn’t as calm as Jerry about it but this scene totally came to mind as I dealt with the situation.Anyone can take reservations... the hard part is keeping the reservation
I have a friend who is dating a Polish girl. When she told him once she grew up in Poland he asked her if she had a pony and she looked at him like “WTF are you talking about?”. Somehow they’re still together years later and he showed her the Seinfeld episode eventually to show her what he was talking about.dino259 said:I had a pony!
I always do the Kramer “why don’t you just tell me what movie you want to see...” when he was trying to be Moviephone. I usually use that with the wife when she is trying to figure out where to eat or do and isn’t offering any ideas.
No, no, let's get the quote right!identikit said:'It's like a salad, only bigger.'