Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Forced Birth Control? A 13-yr IUD or something that they will not let her remove from her body? This sounds pretty gawd awful and it's only going to get worse. This poor girl has been abused going back to the days of Mickey Mouse...I tell you somebody should really launch a thread on the devastating impact of Disney World on society but that's another matter all together.
I'm going to need a small band of men, say a dozen good men that are willing to tell their families that they are taking up arms and joining the Ministry in the quest to free Britney Spears from her Father who gets paid $16,000 A MONTH just to manage this poor woman's bank accounts.
I'm shocked women aren't running from every direction and every city to try and get to Britney who isn't even allowed to govern her own body, that's terrible being forced to dance and sing and make others wealthy while you get almost none of your money.
We're going in under the cover of night and we will need to stockpile some gear to mount up, I have a list of things so if you are going to join, you need to be able to supply some of these...
-Yeti 45
-Case of Domestic
-Case of Tequila and I want to make sure Britney knows it's party time after we bust her out from Dad and steal his car.
-Bag of greens
-Baseball Bat
-Hair dye
-Horses, I want to ride in like the Westerns
Who's with me?
I'm going to need a small band of men, say a dozen good men that are willing to tell their families that they are taking up arms and joining the Ministry in the quest to free Britney Spears from her Father who gets paid $16,000 A MONTH just to manage this poor woman's bank accounts.
I'm shocked women aren't running from every direction and every city to try and get to Britney who isn't even allowed to govern her own body, that's terrible being forced to dance and sing and make others wealthy while you get almost none of your money.
We're going in under the cover of night and we will need to stockpile some gear to mount up, I have a list of things so if you are going to join, you need to be able to supply some of these...
-Yeti 45
-Case of Domestic
-Case of Tequila and I want to make sure Britney knows it's party time after we bust her out from Dad and steal his car.
-Bag of greens
-Baseball Bat
-Hair dye
-Horses, I want to ride in like the Westerns
Who's with me?
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