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EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART.
THE CENTER CANNOT HOLDSorry but I love Keats.
Pretty sure that's from 3rd Eye Blind, guy
"Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo-doo."-Third Eye Blind
No wonder GM's a fan.
Big fan of doo doo, not so much a fan of Third Eye Blind. Probably some of the worst music to come out of the 90s, though the competition was steep. I'm looking right at you, President's of the USA.
:hifive:I think the worst thing I've ever heard in my life, however, was 10,000 Maniacs. I get angry just typing their name.
Product of the 80's.
I don't know what year they officially started. I'd rather not know. They embody ####tiness that transcends all time and space.
They started gaining some noteriety in the late 80's with the song "Talk About the Weather". Peter Buck's brother was in the band and I'm right certain the nepotism helped pave the way. Merchant was linked romantically with Michael Stipe for about 10 minutes before the world woke up and realized what a gay man looked like.
I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.
 
There's no such thing as a bad Peens joke.Everclear sucks out loud. GM> :hifive:
I see Art Alesakis (sp?) every so often as he lives in Portland and I've seen him at the grocery store and a restaurant. People tend to leave him alone here, probably because he sucked so much.
Do you ever see Britt Daniel from Spoon? :wub:
Have you ever chatted with someone who went to high school with Britt Daniel?
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
it was in poor taste, but it was funny. the whole roast was in poor taste. isnt that the point?
 
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I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.
Yeah, she's pretty homely. I do like some of her music, though. Sorry.Actually saw 10,000 Maniacs with World Party in 1992 and enjoyed it. :bag:
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
it was in poor taste, but it was funny. the whole roast was in poor taste. isnt that the point?
thought the jokes about Charlie Sheen having his kids taken away were worse than the Ryan Dunn joke, although I did like the "don't you want to be there to see their first 12 steps" line.
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
Meh, then don't sit on the dais. And it's not like Dunn died in a prop plane crash delivering food to tsunami victims, or died of cancer or something. Dude became famous for doing stupid, reckless #### and then drank to double the legal limit and drove at 100+ MPH around a curve and killed himself and his passenger. #### him.Not to mention the fact that everyone seems to be missing the point of the joke. The joke was that everyone wished Steve O had died instead, because he sucks also.Sorry, you don't get to go on the dais for a Charlie Sheen roast and then play all Mr. Sensitive. Especially when you're famous for saying and doing outrageous things.
 
I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.
Yeah, she's pretty homely. I do like some of her music, though. Sorry.Actually saw 10,000 Maniacs with World Party in 1992 and enjoyed it. :bag:
First SLB making his kids Juggalos, and now this. It's going to be hard to recover.
 
I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.
Yeah, she's pretty homely. I do like some of her music, though. Sorry.Actually saw 10,000 Maniacs with World Party in 1992 and enjoyed it. :bag:
First SLB making his kids Juggalos, and now this. It's going to be hard to recover.
To be fair, I actually bought the tickets for World Party and just stuck around for 10,000 Maniacs. :unsure:World Party had some good tunes, but I haven't listened to them in years. Wonder if they hold up better or worse than Hootie and the Blowfish?
 
There's no such concept as poor taste during a roast. Anything is game. If something is off limits to you, don't participate, otherwise prepare for anything and everything to be thrown at you.

Them's the rules.

 
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Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
What was your opinion of the Greg Giraldo joke?
I liked the Greg Giraldo joke, because it was funny. The Steve-O/Dunn "joke" wasn't funny it was just mean. The entire crowd laughed at the Greg Giraldo joke, all you heard was some gasps and somebody (Jeff Ross?) saying "#### you, Amy" at the Dunn joke.Plus, shes ugly, so I don't like her.
 
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Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
What was your opinion of the Greg Giraldo joke?
Different context really. Her joke seemed more like "hey, your friend died! hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa too bad it wasn't YOU!! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"Everything else people said at this and the other roasts I've seen (on CC and otherwise) have been fine with me. There are always some that make you cringe for a second, but they still are funny. That's how it's supposed to be. I get that. And again, I was a person who felt people were idiots for all the Ryan Dunn crying when he died. I've been in West Chester, PA constantly these past 2 years and everybody was all up in arms over him, which I thought was BS really. My beef here is more about Steve-O who really is just another victim of Dunn's idiocy. For a guy who has been a suicidal addict in the past, he probably is dealing with a lot and didn't need to hear that. I didn't see anybody making a joke about Tyson's daughter dying on the treadmill . . . .ETA: i really don't like Steve-O either and was never a big jackass fan. I just wouldn't want somebody saying some #### about my friend that just died like that during a night that is supposed to be raunchy but funny. Maybe I'm being too sensitive and should just drink some cranberry juice or something.
 
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There's no such as concept as poor taste during a roast. Anything is game. If something is off limits to you, don't participate, otherwise prepare for anything and everything to be thrown at you.Them's the rules.
why does your avatar show up as a red x for me?Loved the "Office" episode where they roasted Michael and he ran out upset. Good stuff.
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
What was your opinion of the Greg Giraldo joke?
Different context really. Her joke seemed more like "hey, your friend died! hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa too bad it wasn't YOU!! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"Everything else people said at this and the other roasts I've seen (on CC and otherwise) have been fine with me. There are always some that make you cringe for a second, but they still are funny. That's how it's supposed to be. I get that. And again, I was a person who felt people were idiots for all the Ryan Dunn crying when he died. I've been in West Chester, PA constantly these past 2 years and everybody was all up in arms over him, which I thought was BS really. My beef here is more about Steve-O who really is just another victim on Dunn's idiocy. For a guy who has been a suicidal addict in the past, he probably is dealing with a lot and didn't need to hear that. I didn't see anybody making a joke about Tyson's daughter dying on the treadmill . . . .
Give it a shot.
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
What was your opinion of the Greg Giraldo joke?
Different context really. Her joke seemed more like "hey, your friend died! hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa too bad it wasn't YOU!! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"Everything else people said at this and the other roasts I've seen (on CC and otherwise) have been fine with me. There are always some that make you cringe for a second, but they still are funny. That's how it's supposed to be. I get that. And again, I was a person who felt people were idiots for all the Ryan Dunn crying when he died. I've been in West Chester, PA constantly these past 2 years and everybody was all up in arms over him, which I thought was BS really. My beef here is more about Steve-O who really is just another victim on Dunn's idiocy. For a guy who has been a suicidal addict in the past, he probably is dealing with a lot and didn't need to hear that. I didn't see anybody making a joke about Tyson's daughter dying on the treadmill . . . .
Prolly cuz Tyson would rip your spleen out and deficate into your open wound.
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
Count me in. No matter what you think of Dunn or Steve-O, and I doubt anyone thinks too much of either, it's a ####ty thing to do and pretty unfunny.
 
Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?
I pretty much agree with this in 99% of situations. Just seemed wrong to me. Not because of Ryan Dunn who I really do not care about then or now and have no sympathy for really, but because of Steve-O. The guy just lost one of his best friends.
What was your opinion of the Greg Giraldo joke?
Different context really. Her joke seemed more like "hey, your friend died! hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa too bad it wasn't YOU!! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"Everything else people said at this and the other roasts I've seen (on CC and otherwise) have been fine with me. There are always some that make you cringe for a second, but they still are funny. That's how it's supposed to be. I get that. And again, I was a person who felt people were idiots for all the Ryan Dunn crying when he died. I've been in West Chester, PA constantly these past 2 years and everybody was all up in arms over him, which I thought was BS really. My beef here is more about Steve-O who really is just another victim on Dunn's idiocy. For a guy who has been a suicidal addict in the past, he probably is dealing with a lot and didn't need to hear that. I didn't see anybody making a joke about Tyson's daughter dying on the treadmill . . . .
So your beef is that the joke wasn't funny. Not that the material is off limits. That I can accept.
 
There's no such as concept as poor taste during a roast. Anything is game. If something is off limits to you, don't participate, otherwise prepare for anything and everything to be thrown at you.Them's the rules.
why does your avatar show up as a red x for me?Loved the "Office" episode where they roasted Michael and he ran out upset. Good stuff.
:shrug:I haven't changed it in years. Maybe the picture is gone and I'm just seeing the cached version
 
There's no such as concept as poor taste during a roast. Anything is game. If something is off limits to you, don't participate, otherwise prepare for anything and everything to be thrown at you.Them's the rules.
why does your avatar show up as a red x for me?Loved the "Office" episode where they roasted Michael and he ran out upset. Good stuff.
:shrug:I haven't changed it in years. Maybe the picture is gone and I'm just seeing the cached version
Right clicked, select properties, copy/paste and "OOPS, BROKEN". Maybe it's just me.
 
Pretty sure 4 of those are just the same picture
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
That was a lot of work for a peens joke.
I think flowers and prairie are beatiful. :shrug: It beats broken down buildings and drunks walking around with 2x4's of Stag.
Oh, that's what it was about.
I think flowers and prairie are beatiful. :shrug: It beats broken down buildings and drunks walking around with 2x4's of Stag.

There's no such thing as a bad Peens joke.
:goodposting:
 
There's no such as concept as poor taste during a roast. Anything is game. If something is off limits to you, don't participate, otherwise prepare for anything and everything to be thrown at you.Them's the rules.
:goodposting:
i like tylers take
Last night Comedy Central aired their roast of Charlie Sheen, and even for a roast one joke in particular seemed to get people upset when Amy Schumer made a joke to Steve O about Ryan Dunn. But here’s the thing; #### Ryan Dunn. It’s not like he was torn out of his house by a tiger. He killed himself and a friend after drinking his way to a BAL just under .2 and then drove his Porsche 130 miles per hour. That dip#### deserved to die. I feel worse for the trees Ryan hit than I do for Ryans friends and family. We needed those, ####face!Secondly, Amy Schumer is awesome. She could have handed Steve a sketch of Dunns charred remains for all I care.
 
Playing catchup on the thread, as I was in Austin for the last 24 hours:

Had another :banned: for Bret last night.

Sorry to those that need fingers in butts, props to those that want fingers in butts.

I really like one gender of Negroes, really don't like the other.

On the tram from the terminal to the rental car facility Sunday, it was only me and this really hot MILFy brunette who got really interested in me reading the scores of the football games on my phone. She asked a bunch of questions about how her Texans did, looking over my shoulder at the ESPN app. This is how a porn movie starts right, right?!??

Austin had ACL this last weekend. The only local guy I talked to who went, only went to see Randy Newman.

Had my first "off diet" meal last night on the way back up from Austin. Had some amazing BBQ ribs and all the fixins, somewhere between Waco and Fort Worth. You have the occasional bust, but most of the time you can't go wrong with a Highway BBQ joint in Texas.

Still down 8 pounds for the week even after the meal.

 
Fun fact: Natalie Merchant's mother owns and runs a vintage clothing store about 200 yards from my house in SC.

 
10,000 Maniacs were excellent.Everclear, overall bad, but with a few solid tunes.If you think Pearl Jam sucks, you're worse than Hitler.
I wish I could kick you in the fallopian tubes right now.
I will jam pencils into your earholes...you don't deserve to hear anything ever again.
I'll dig up your dumb grandparents, curse their bones, and then throw them into a pit of fire.
I will face-rape your wife while kicking you repeatedly in the nutsack.
 

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