GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Worked for Kurt Warner.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Worked for Kurt Warner.

I'm pretty sure they prayed her from a 2 into a 4.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?

The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.

:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Worked for Kurt Warner.

I'm pretty sure they prayed her from a 2 into a 4.

Beforeand after

Naughty Brenda

 

[Thorn]

I personally know three people that have killed other(s).

One, who killed three young punks who arrived at his house late at night, was acquitted.

Another, who shot two, killing one, after a home invasion, had charges dropped.

The last, who killed a guy during a ride home from a bar, confessed 13 years after the murder and is doing 20.

I had no idea that Portland was the Detroit of New England

 

[dharmapunk]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?

The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.

:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Worked for Kurt Warner.

I'm pretty sure they prayed her from a 2 into a 4.

X"Listen Kurt, I'll make her a 4 if you lose this Superbowl."

"I didn't know the devil liked the Patriots."

"I have deal with their coach. And their quarterback is dreamy."

"I can't do this."

"Have you seen your wife lately, Kurt? She looks like an animated ostrich abortion. Besides, you already have a ring."

"Ok, do it."

ETA: this should be a GPJ comic.

 

[dharmapunk]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?

The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.

:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Worked for Kurt Warner.

I'm pretty sure they prayed her from a 2 into a 4.

X"Listen Kurt, I'll make her a 4 if you lose this Superbowl."

"I didn't know the devil liked the Patriots."

"I have a deal with their coach. And their quarterback is dreamy."

"I can't do this."

"Have you seen your wife lately, Kurt? She looks like an animated ostrich abortion. Besides, you already have a ring."

"Ok, do it."

 

[Idiot Boxer]

:sj: down?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

:sj: down?

ya. as an aside, do you think I could get away with a post about the correct pronunciation of the word "pubes" here?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

:sj: down?

ya. as an aside, do you think I could get away with a post about the correct pronunciation of the word "pubes" here?

hint: it's not what you think and its MINDBLOWING

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

:sj: down?

ya. as an aside, do you think I could get away with a post about the correct pronunciation of the word "pubes" here?

hint: it's not what you think and its MINDBLOWING

I am intrigued.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

:sj: down?

ya. as an aside, do you think I could get away with a post about the correct pronunciation of the word "pubes" here?

hint: it's not what you think and its MINDBLOWING

I am intrigued.

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PEW-bess?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

 

[dharmapunk]

:sj: down?

Not working for me.

 

[dharmapunk]

:sj: down?

ya. as an aside, do you think I could get away with a post about the correct pronunciation of the word "pubes" here?

hint: it's not what you think and its MINDBLOWING

I am intrigued.

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

pubes, n.Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈpjuːbiːz/ , U.S. /ˈpjubiz/ , /ˈpjubis/

pju-bi-zWat?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

I made it a poll (which gives it away) but, apparently PUBEEEEEEs is the correct way to say it.(I get a "usage tip of the day" emailed to me - ironic 'cause I am notoriously bad a posting coherently here and other places on the wordwebs - Strangely, this was included. some grammar nerd's version of living on the edge, I have to imagine).

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

you are welcome for the mindblowing btw.

 

[Bogart]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Marriage is forever. Career is 12 years, you make enough money to do anything you want in this world, except hot chicks.No plastic surgery.

 

[dharmapunk]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

I made it a poll (which gives it away) but, apparently PUBEEEEEEs is the correct way to say it.(I get a "usage tip of the day" emailed to me - ironic 'cause I am notoriously bad a posting coherently here and other places on the wordwebs - Strangely, this was included. some grammar nerd's version of living on the edge, I have to imagine).

Again I say, WAT?My quote is directly from the OED.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

smh

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

I made it a poll (which gives it away) but, apparently PUBEEEEEEs is the correct way to say it.(I get a "usage tip of the day" emailed to me - ironic 'cause I am notoriously bad a posting coherently here and other places on the wordwebs - Strangely, this was included. some grammar nerd's version of living on the edge, I have to imagine).

Again I say, WAT?My quote is directly from the OED.

okay? maybe you don't know how to use the pronunciation key then. http://www.oxfordadvancedlearnersdictionary.com/dictionary/pubes

 

[dharmapunk]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

I made it a poll (which gives it away) but, apparently PUBEEEEEEs is the correct way to say it.(I get a "usage tip of the day" emailed to me - ironic 'cause I am notoriously bad a posting coherently here and other places on the wordwebs - Strangely, this was included. some grammar nerd's version of living on the edge, I have to imagine).

Again I say, WAT?My quote is directly from the OED.

okay? maybe you don't know how to use the pronunciation key then. http://www.oxfordadvancedlearnersdictionary.com/dictionary/pubes

That's not the OED. The OED online requires an annual subscription of somewhere near $300. No shtick. One of the few benefits of a private school MFA is lifetime access. Look at me. I have an elite private school MFA.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

take a shot. This come from the top, btw. Oxford University Press.

I pronounce it like "pew" but with a "bs" added to the end.

I made it a poll (which gives it away) but, apparently PUBEEEEEEs is the correct way to say it.(I get a "usage tip of the day" emailed to me - ironic 'cause I am notoriously bad a posting coherently here and other places on the wordwebs - Strangely, this was included. some grammar nerd's version of living on the edge, I have to imagine).

Again I say, WAT?My quote is directly from the OED.

okay? maybe you don't know how to use the pronunciation key then. http://www.oxfordadvancedlearnersdictionary.com/dictionary/pubes

That's not the OED. The OED online requires an annual subscription of somewhere near $300. No shtick. One of the few benefits of a private school MFA is lifetime access. Look at me. I have an elite private school MFA.

nice work.

 

[General Malaise]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

Assman.

 

[Drifter]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

Kill Bill

 

[Exit 1]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

He stole that from Kill Bill.

 

[wadegarrett]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

makes you wonder what he's got in that big silver box in the back

 

[wadegarrett]

I had no idea that "santorum" was "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." :X :X

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I had no idea that "santorum" was "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." :X :X

cool band name

 

[General Malaise]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

He stole that from Kill Bill.

She. And she looked like Jerry Glanville.

 

[Drifter]

I had no idea that "santorum" was "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." :X :X

That's been Dan Savage's personal campaign.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

They have those around here. They are used to sell & dispense USA Today newspapers.

 

[cosjobs]

Would you switch your life for an All-Pro QB in the NFL if you had to be faithfully married to a 2?The Extra Dessert Delights Mint Chocolate Chip Sugar-Free gum is awesome.:thingsIthinkaboutonmydrivein:

How long must this marriage last and how long does my career span? Also, I can buy her lots of plastic surgery, yes?

Marriage is forever. Career is 12 years, you make enough money to do anything you want in this world, except hot chicks.No plastic surgery.

How a pre-martial spunk proliferation agreement?

 

[FatMax]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

He stole that from Kill Bill.

She. And she looked like Jerry Glanville.

A somewhat attractive lesbian facebook friend of mine started dating a new gal that looks a little like Jerry Glanville (but less attractive). They also live in Portland.

 

[FatMax]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

You could haul a ton of pubes in that thing.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

OMG. THE PIXIES ARE COMING TO GREENSBORO!!!



https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=242955995716866

 

[Oh Yes!]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

You could haul a ton of pubes in that thing.

looks more like a 1/2 ton pube capacity

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:

Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

My WNBA line was much funnier, and I got crickets, so gfy.

I didn't even see it. Thanks to the new upgrades facebooks is like this to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shuke and Bostonfred have been absent a long long time now.

:(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shuke and Bostonfred have been absent a long long time now.

:(

Shuke messaged me on facebook last night. :buffsnails:

 

[General Malaise]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

That was incredibly out of line, and also not funny. I think if that were a guy, Steve-O would have got up and thrown a punch. That girl was just painfully unfunny.

1. It's a ####### roast. Absolutely nothing is off limits. Steve-O should have known this was a possibility when he agreed to be on the dias (sp?)2. She is ####### hilarious. Best one of the night IMO3. She wasn't insulting Ryan Dunn, she was insulting Steve-O...implying that he sucks (which he does)

Until TUP used it the other day, I had never in my life heard this word and had to look it up.Is 'stage' just that much harder to say?

 

[General Malaise]

There's no such thing as a bad Peens joke.Everclear sucks out loud. GM>

I see Art Alesakis (sp?) every so often as he lives in Portland and I've seen him at the grocery store and a restaurant. People tend to leave him alone here, probably because he sucked so much.

Or probably b/c nobody ####### knows who he is

yeah, no...this is Portland. There's like 3 famous people that live here and we recognize all of them. Tanay Harding - Hey!

 

[General Malaise]

I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.

Yeah, she's pretty homely. I do like some of her music, though. Sorry.Actually saw 10,000 Maniacs with World Party in 1992 and enjoyed it.

I just lost a lot of respect for one of my iheros. Let's contrast GM with DP in 1992 -I saw --Rollins Band-Ministry-Red Hot Chili Peppers -Primus (f!@k you, Tanner)- Nine Inch Nails twice (NIN is still my favorite band; I would go gay for Reznor, given the right about of alcohol and fingering foreplay.)

I went to Lalapalooza II too, mang. In New Orleans. Where drinking age was 18 and acid age was who cares. I smoked a joint the size of my forearm in a mosh pit during Ministry. I was there when Gibby came out to Ding a dang dong his ding a long ling long....wahh wahh wahh wahh.....

Thanks for calling me up

You were probably playing Game Boy and eating rock candy. I'm old enough to be your uncle.

 

[Thorn]

I would rather do it with any of you than Natalie Merchant. Not that there's anything particularly unattractive about her, but she's so bland and dull and milquetoast. I imagine her bush looks like a shrub in the dead of winter.

Yeah, she's pretty homely. I do like some of her music, though. Sorry.Actually saw 10,000 Maniacs with World Party in 1992 and enjoyed it.

I just lost a lot of respect for one of my iheros. Let's contrast GM with DP in 1992 -I saw --Rollins Band-Ministry-Red Hot Chili Peppers -Primus (f!@k you, Tanner)- Nine Inch Nails twice (NIN is still my favorite band; I would go gay for Reznor, given the right about of alcohol and fingering foreplay.)

I went to Lalapalooza II too, mang. In New Orleans. Where drinking age was 18 and acid age was who cares. I smoked a joint the size of my forearm in a mosh pit during Ministry. I was there when Gibby came out to Ding a dang dong his ding a long ling long....wahh wahh wahh wahh.....

Thanks for calling me up

You were probably playing Game Boy and eating rock candy. I'm old enough to be your uncle.

 

[eurotrashman]

::gunshot::

 

[General Malaise]

I know this isn't as cool as taking photos of grass or toilets, but look what I found in downtown portland the other day.

Any guesses to what the hell this is?

He stole that from Kill Bill.

She. And she looked like Jerry Glanville.

A somewhat attractive lesbian facebook friend of mine started dating a new gal that looks a little like Jerry Glanville (but less attractive). They also live in Portland.

Most of the lesbians up here look like Jerry Glanville....which is why Subaru paid him boatloads to do their local adds when he coached Portland State for 3 years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

::gunshot::

I came home Tuesday night from work to find the Channel 4 News packing up after a story.

link

The kid in the green on the left at the 00:25 mark is Cal.

So enraged.........

 

[General Malaise]

::gunshot::

I came home Tuesday night from work to find the Channel 4 News packing up after a story.

link

The kid in the green on the left at the 00:25 mark is Cal.

So enraged.........

whoa!

 

[-fish-]

Sunday I'm going to the Seahawks/Cardinals, then driving to Vancouver to see Pearl Jam. Curious which one Truck thinks is worse.