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[Bob Sacamano]

Playing Civilization and posting here while a naked teenager is in my bed.

I hate her.

This is the crux of dating younger women. They look great. Often they're acrobats in the sack. But between the ears they're vapid, boring, self-absorbed and annoying as bloody hell.I can't remember the comedian's name, but he did a great bit that summed this up -

"People in their twenties are there to look better than people in their thirties."

- The crowd laughs -

"So people in your twenties, strike a pose....and shut the f!@k up!"

dating

 

[Thorn]

So the girl I'm FB friends with who wrote this

Dear cuz E, I can't wait to come out and play with you. I am still growing and will be a bit longer, but I can't wait to meet you! I hear you have lots of fun toys, pretty dresses, and sparkley shoes. How cool is it that we will both be doubling our wardrobes in just a few months? I am gonna learn how to braid on your hair, and you can paint my toenails. Mommy says I'll be playing softball, hockey, maybe field hockey too, and definitely gymnatics and swim lessons right away. Our Uncles and daddies will have to teach us about all that. Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap, but I'll see you in December! We'll have our first Christmas together... we can share a gift box to chew on! Well you'll chew, and I'll just watch. I love you E! Love, The Beanette

on her SIL's wall has decided on a name for her first child. I swear you can't make this #### up :X

Spoiler

Paisley Elaine

 

[Thorn]

Playing Civilization and posting here while a naked teenager is in my bed. I hate her.

she turn 18 or something?

 

[Gadzooks]

Hey Frosty.... do you have any good news for me?

 

[Oh Yes!]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

 

[Oh Yes!]

also, whos got some winners for me. the bills last week made me about 5 large.

 

[Gadzooks]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

Homer did Destiny. Short term satisfaction which can lead to a long term problem. Kinda the same as cocaine I guess.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hey Frosty.... do you have any good news for me?

She didn't show. Probably knew it was going to be too emotional for her, knowing we probably won't see each other again until Softball kicks back up next Spring.

 

[Bogart]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

No, but I thinking about taking up weed soon.

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

 

[Gadzooks]

Hey Frosty.... do you have any good news for me?

She didn't show. Probably knew it was going to be too emotional for her, knowing we probably won't see each other again until Softball kicks back up next Spring.

I don't know if I'll still be available in the Spring. SLB seems to have moved into a shady neighborhood, he could be gunned down in a mistaken drive-by which would mean I'll be in a committed relationship with the hot Mrs. SLB. Life can be so complicated sometimes.

 

[Oh Yes!]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

No, but I thinking about taking up weed soon.

Me too, I can honestly count on both hands the number of times I've smoked grass. And I went to art school. How old does my baby have to be before I can start?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

No, but I thinking about taking up weed soon.

Me too, I can honestly count on both hands the number of times I've smoked grass. And I went to art school. How old does my baby have to be before I can start?

You gonna smoke out of the baby? That's pretty hard core.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 

[Bogart]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

No, but I thinking about taking up weed soon.

Me too, I can honestly count on both hands the number of times I've smoked grass. And I went to art school. How old does my baby have to be before I can start?

I have never smoked anything. Not weed, not even a cigarette or cigar. The only drugs I consumed were alcohol and No-Doze back in college.At 36, I feel like that should change.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

Never. I've smoked weed twice. The first time I was paid. The second time my dog had burned his paw, we were out of proper pain meds and I was taking him to the vet in the morning. I smoked to get him high. I've eaten it twice. No other drug.I have been a part owner in a weed shop (and worked there occasionally). I lived in a house with guys who would stay up all night having coke parties. We kept a small portable mirrored table next to the tv just for those occasions. I would regularly come home to people playing dance music and rolling their asses off. I sold various pills for a brief while. I would set up connections for shroom hookups. I once found someone hiding in my bushes high off their ###. I still don't know what they were on. I don't think they saw me, despite having a conversation with me. Peyote, speed, weed, shrooms, e, ...and a few others I never bothered to learn the names of.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

 

[Thorn]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

I'm a little lafond of them. /HJS

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

I'm a little lafond of them. /HJS

I thought about going with a Homer joke, but then changed my mind since they're obviously too old for him

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

Sounds like JDMill and Jeffrick will be there too, fyi. We can have a blogger fight to the death.

 

[Drifter]

Lots of drug neophytes around here. Just like me

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

Sounds like JDMill and Jeffrick will be there too, fyi. We can have a blogger fight to the death.

I think we're going to eat at Mac's Industrial near the campus. We can't really tailgate all day because we don't have a sitter until like 3.

 

[YSR]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

Sounds like JDMill and Jeffrick will be there too, fyi. We can have a blogger fight to the death.

I think we're going to eat at Mac's Industrial near the campus. We can't really tailgate all day because we don't have a sitter until like 3.

Lame.

 

[-fish-]

Lots of drug neophytes around here. Just like me

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

did we ever get an update on Clemson/Auburn game?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

Sounds like JDMill and Jeffrick will be there too, fyi. We can have a blogger fight to the death.

I think we're going to eat at Mac's Industrial near the campus. We can't really tailgate all day because we don't have a sitter until like 3.

Wah wah.

 

[Frostillicus]

TRE -> The wife and I will be at The Bank tomorrow night. Where do you **** around before the game?

OH SNAPWe'll be at Old Chicago in Har Mar Mall at 11am. Then around 1pm-ish we'll head over to the St. Paul campus lots for tailgating.There's a free shuttle too and from the game which works pretty well.

Sounds like JDMill and Jeffrick will be there too, fyi. We can have a blogger fight to the death.

I think we're going to eat at Mac's Industrial near the campus. We can't really tailgate all day because we don't have a sitter until like 3.

Lame.

Oh, ok.

 

[cosjobs]

So I need to buy a new computer. Nothing fancy, PC (no mac) need to be able to surf web, microsoft office, photoshop. Do people still buy desktops?

What's the best site to start looking for deals.

Gotapex.com and Techbargains are good sites to find deals on desktops, laptops etc.

Picked up a Lenovo with 6 gig RAM and a 7200 RPM Terabyte hdd for $400 a couple weeks ago at Best Buy. Whatever the processor is (I forget), its way more power than I will ever need doing similar office and internet tasks. I have been overall impressed with Lenovo build quality- on par or better than HP and a click above Acer imo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

I'm a little lafond of them. /HJS

 

[YSR]

did we ever get an update on Clemson/Auburn game?

If you're referring to the potential stabbing of FDAS, that was a fail on my part. Didn't even see him due to some logistical issues.If you're referring to the score, Clemson beat the pants off of Auburn.

 

[dharmapunk]

any of you guys ever do cocaine?

In college I had a checklist on my wall of drugs to try out of existential curiosity.By senior year I checked off everything but ecstasy. So, yes, but I never understood the hoopla. Coke was fun, but way overpriced and too short. I did it when people gave it to me, but never really got into it (thank god).

 

[Thorn]

did we ever get an update on Clemson/Auburn game?

If you're referring to the potential stabbing of FDAS, that was a fail on my part. Didn't even see him due to some logistical issues.If you're referring to the score, Clemson beat the pants off of Auburn.

We haven't had a good ####stab in the ear in a long time.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think that ACF thread with the Gates and Witten thing with Patsfan39 has been deleted.

 

[Bogart]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

 

[McJose]

::gunshot::

I came home Tuesday night from work to find the Channel 4 News packing up after a story.

link

The kid in the green on the left at the 00:25 mark is Cal.

So enraged.........

I know one thing. I'm never going to buy a car from Suntrup Nissan.

 

[McJose]

Tanner > you related to those Lafond girls? You lookin' kinda creepy with your mouth half-open in that pic.

Haven't seen any pics yet.Jeez...just checked FB via my crappy phone. I do look really creepy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Playing Civilization and posting here while a naked teenager is in my bed.

I hate her.

This is the crux of dating younger women. They look great. Often they're acrobats in the sack. But between the ears they're vapid, boring, self-absorbed and annoying as bloody hell.I can't remember the comedian's name, but he did a great bit that summed this up -

"People in their twenties are there to look better than people in their thirties."

- The crowd laughs -

"So people in your twenties, strike a pose....and shut the f!@k up!"

dating

Is your camera broke? I'm sure there are plenty of us that would like to see her meat pocket.

Lots of drug neophytes around here. Just like me

There are more than a few here to make up for those of you who lack a sense of adventure.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

::gunshot::

I came home Tuesday night from work to find the Channel 4 News packing up after a story.

link

The kid in the green on the left at the 00:25 mark is Cal.

So enraged.........

I know one thing. I'm never going to buy a car from Suntrup Nissan.

 

[wadegarrett]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

My wife and her tennis friends were discussing a couple where the husband cheated on the wife. Then the following conversation took place..Wife: "If my husband ever cheated on me I'd glue his penis to his chest!"

Friends: "His chest?"

Wife: "Well, he's pretty big."

Friends:

So now there's this myth around town that I'm hung like a whale. Now, I ain't no John Holmes mother ####er but I'm not packing no cocktail weenie either. Regardless, I'm certainly not doing anything to dispel this story. Now every time I see her tennis friends I just put on a nice and give the old "how you doin'" .

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

My wife and her tennis friends were discussing a couple where the husband cheated on the wife. Then the following conversation took place..Wife: "If my husband ever cheated on me I'd glue his penis to his chest!"

Friends: "His chest?"

Wife: "Well, he's pretty big."

Friends:

So now there's this myth around town that I'm hung like a whale. Now, I ain't no John Holmes mother ####er but I'm not packing no cocktail weenie either. Regardless, I'm certainly not doing anything to dispel this story. Now every time I see her tennis friends I just put on a nice and give the old "how you doin'" .

stay out of Brecksville, TIA

 

[McJose]

OMG. THE PIXIES ARE COMING TO GREENSBORO!!!



https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=242955995716866

LUCKY!

 

[wadegarrett]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

My wife and her tennis friends were discussing a couple where the husband cheated on the wife. Then the following conversation took place..Wife: "If my husband ever cheated on me I'd glue his penis to his chest!"

Friends: "His chest?"

Wife: "Well, he's pretty big."

Friends:

So now there's this myth around town that I'm hung like a whale. Now, I ain't no John Holmes mother ####er but I'm not packing no cocktail weenie either. Regardless, I'm certainly not doing anything to dispel this story. Now every time I see her tennis friends I just put on a nice and give the old "how you doin'" .

stay out of Brecksville, TIA

already been there

 

[jplvr]

ecstasy.

I checked that one off... once or twice. I checked off a lot of stuff.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

My wife and her tennis friends were discussing a couple where the husband cheated on the wife. Then the following conversation took place..Wife: "If my husband ever cheated on me I'd glue his penis to his chest!"

Friends: "His chest?"

Wife: "Well, he's pretty big."

Friends:

So now there's this myth around town that I'm hung like a whale. Now, I ain't no John Holmes mother ####er but I'm not packing no cocktail weenie either. Regardless, I'm certainly not doing anything to dispel this story. Now every time I see her tennis friends I just put on a nice and give the old "how you doin'" .

My mental picture of you.

 

[jplvr]

So we have a "poor me, my penis is too big" thread and now a poll about C-sections and how tight the hallway is afterwards.

Happy Friday in the FFA.

My wife and her tennis friends were discussing a couple where the husband cheated on the wife. Then the following conversation took place..Wife: "If my husband ever cheated on me I'd glue his penis to his chest!"

Friends: "His chest?"

Wife: "Well, he's pretty big."

Friends:

So now there's this myth around town that I'm hung like a whale. Now, I ain't no John Holmes mother ####er but I'm not packing no cocktail weenie either. Regardless, I'm certainly not doing anything to dispel this story. Now every time I see her tennis friends I just put on a nice and give the old "how you doin'" .

Your chest? I guess you can answer the question: if you can do it yourself, is that gay? Also: if true, why'd you get married?

 

[General Malaise]

Posty here. Just found out today that one of my former students who graduated in May was killed last week in Juarez. They capped his knees and made him suffer first. I feel sick.

Oh my god. I am so sorry, Rose. Do me a favor, will you? move.

 

[jplvr]

Posty here. Just found out today that one of my former students who graduated in May was killed last week in Juarez. They capped his knees and made him suffer first. I feel sick.

Oh my god. I am so sorry, Rose. Do me a favor, will you? move.

Jeez. Skimmed by this. Sorry, DR.I don't want to visit Messico. I've been to Cancun. meh. I road the bus too far here and made it out to shanty town, where all the workers lived. I had to stick it out at the bus stop for 30 minutes waiting on another one which was actually going back. Would not recommend.Would like to go to Cabo, but I wouldn't stray too far, even though I'm sure it's fine.

 

[cosjobs]

I had a huge weekend last sat/sun. In the unlikely event I repeat...

early picks

NFL

Det -3 (-120)/ 1.5u

SD -14.5 / 1u

Bal -4 / 1u

Atl -1.5 / 1.5u

Ari -3 (-125) / 1u

Pit -10.5 / 1u

NCAA + 3.7 / - 3.76 = net -.06u

UCF +2 / .5u

Miami FL -10.5 / .5u

SMU -22.5 / .5u

Maryl -8.5 / .3u

Georgia -10 / .4u

Ark +11.5 / .5u

Ark +320 / .5u

Ark/Ala ovr 50 / .5u

SDSU +10.5 / .3u

Notre D -7 (-115) / .4u

Vandy +16 / .4u

Van/Usc u50 / .3u

Baylor -20.5 / .5u

OkSU +4.5 / 1u

Tulsa +28 / .5u

Tul/BSU o62 / .5u push